James Avalon

As I gushed in the interview, I really loved the NOTHING TO HIDE sequels, and I thought the first RED VIBE DIARIES was terrific (I haven't seen the last two)! An Empire Reviewer recently gave LES VAMPYRES a top rating, and if you are interested in dragging out your VCR remote, take a look at THE CREASEMASTER and BUTT DETECTIVE.

As to the pizza boy reference...well, you say that the delivery guy wasn't that good; and yet, all our kids still call him "daddy!" I have to admit that your affair with that 15 year old kid is still a tender wound in my heart...[For those who don't know, Dumblonde used to be Mrs. Diesel - or "Dieselle" as I liked to call her - before she began fooling around on me right after the honeymoon].

Anyhow, James Avalon said he was previously married, but I didn't get his current status. [Frankly, DB, since you are getting so much child support from me, I don't see why you feel compelled to cheat on yet another guy...]

Thanks again for mentioning the interview! Take care!

Diesel

This week: Adult DVD Empire profiles a True Legend of the Fall: ASHLYN GERE...

...And we interview adult film director JAMES AVALON...

And finally, Diesel's Den looks at TAYLOR MOORE!

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And it's damn decent of you, I'll admit, especially since I dumped the bra- I mean forfeited custody to you. How are they doing, btw? Any odd house fires or missing pets?
Just curious.

But enough about them, let's talk about pornography. Thanks for your suggestions!
I will definitely be checking them out. I'm finishing up my review of Red Vibe Diaries, too.

Oh, and I found myself being drawn into your "Lair of Lust" once again, and though it brought back irrational fears and vague memories of some out-of-court settlement with the babysitter's parents, I was wondering how to access older reviews on your site? There's the 'latest reviews', but I found no link for all of them. Am I looking in the wrong place? Thanks Diesel!

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I think it's time you stopped pussyfooting around, and simply opened up a new wing of ADT devoted to your porno stories --

I mean the dumblonde diaries!!

Considerably racier that Red Vibe Diaries No. 1, even.

(Which I have and liked pretty well btw. The story of three sounds the best actually. Glad to hear the video lives up to it. Well, I guess it goes on the list!)

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Your kids are doing fine. Dumblonde, Jr's just spoke her first words: "Sybian!" I'm not sure what the word means, but I think it refers to some kind of chair. Not bad for a little girl repeating the fifth grade! She definitely has her father's [the pizza boy, or the mailman, the Blockbuster Video clerk or whoever it is!] brains.

The other kids are under the custody of Child Protective Services. Society seems to have this notion that irresponsible and immature men should not be taking care of kids and having all sorts of double-penetration and cumshot compilation DVDs playing 24 hours a day. How uptight can you get?

"Diesel's Den" is just a feature on Adult DVD Empire. You can access past articles on the "Editorial Archives" section on the left side where the menu bar is. As for older reviews of DVDs, I believe that ADE will eventually have a section where they can be accessed by reviewer name. In the meantime, try the "Sex Scene Indexes" for a list of titles which do have reviews.

Of course, I am just a freelancer for ADE, and I have no programming or web design skills whatsoever, but their system works pretty damn well.

Thanks again for all the nice comments. It almost makes up for your alimony payments that I have to shell out every month!

Diesel

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