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AlexPanzer
Deactivated User

1593 Posts
6/03
Posted - Sep 23 2003 : 4:06PM
Why is it dirty all the time, that is what bothering me, why do people have a dirty asshole? They wipe it everyday, some even do enemas and it it still dirty, why? Is it because asshole is in between the assbuns that dont let the sun or light shine down on the asshole? Whats your though, and why do some people have a dark streak that starts on the lower back and goes to the AssHole?

ziniaraya
Member

London
194 Posts
4/03
Posted - Sep 23 2003 : 4:57PM
The sun shines out of mine so this is not a problem I
have:-)

Z.

cobalt60
Knuckle Dragger

2046 Posts
2/03
Posted - Sep 23 2003 : 7:02PM
I could be wrong (BLASPHEMY--BURN THE HERETIC WHO DARES SPEAK SUCH), but I believe that dark streak you're talking about is a natural pigmentation difference similar to a birthmark. It has nothing to do with cleanliness.

As to the other, you got it. It stays dark and (mmmmm...bacteria love this part) moist in there, being in a crease and all, and it's even worse when the weather's warm. God forbid you have a hairy ass like I do and live in the Deep South of the USA. I swear, the morning dew coats more than just the grass and trees around here.

Then say you help a buddy move furniture and it's around 95 degrees Fahrenheit outside, and the relative humidity is roughly the same. It gets so wet that if I had to scratch it, my finger would probably hydroplane right off. (If not for all the hair, but you probably imagined that would be the case).

On the other hand, my wife's ass is always clean and fresh, so what gives? There goes your theory. I don't know, Alex. Maybe some ass guru with qualifications far exceeding mine will step in and clarify.

Now I know I've lost my mind.
I'm posting here about my hind.
It's hairy yes (and quite a beast).
Girls who rim Jon Dough could feast
Upon my rosebud, spread me wide
And lube me up with Astroglide
And ram a dildo ...

WAIT, stop the music, I wanna get off. NEXT!

TonyC
Comstock Films

2523 Posts
8/03
Posted - Sep 23 2003 : 7:25PM
Aside from soap and water, two products are indespensible when it comes to keeping one's asshole happy and healthy.

1) Weleda Calendula ointment

2) Eros Bodyglide

Use the ointment after you shower and dry your asshole.

Use the Bodyglide before you try to ram anything up your asshole.

T.C.

Asmodeus
Lord of Lust

az-mo-day-us
6338 Posts
10/01
Posted - Sep 23 2003 : 11:58PM
Even the most beautiful women on earth have dirty assholes on occasion - but that can have its appeal as well.

Edited by - Asmodeus on 9/23/2003 11:59:01 PM

 
AlexPanzer
Deactivated User

1593 Posts
6/03
Posted - Sep 24 2003 : 4:02AM
But how come on all the "glamour" pics (like from Twisty's) everyone has a clean asszhole? Do they pics get photoshoped?
PornBoy
Deactivated User

642 Posts
2/00
Posted - Sep 25 2003 : 12:20AM
I lived with my ex-girlfriend for about a year and half and she used baby wipes after she moved her bowels. I don't know if all women do this but she never did smell. A couple of times I smelled it but for the most part she was pretty odor free.
assluvr69
Member

133 Posts
3/03
Posted - Sep 25 2003 : 10:31PM
If the woman is beautiful (hot), it pretty much doesn't matter if the asshole is dirty or clean (as long as it's not too hairy) I will still desire it.
Perhaps my being an almost obssessive ass fanatic has something to do with it.
nietzsche
Deactivated User

5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - Sep 25 2003 : 11:37PM
I keep a roll or paper towels on the toilet. When I go, I use a couple, moistened. Then I use the regular paper to dry. My ass is so clean, you could eat off it. I wish someone would, one day.
vodka tonic
coolest cucumber

who
1243 Posts
11/02
Posted - Sep 28 2003 : 6:11PM
My guess is a combination of talc powder and photoshop. I'm even more baffled by gay porn where the guys are as clean as any porn girl. They're even tanned out there ! Only in pornoland, mate, only in pornoland !

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Come aboard...we're expecting yooooou

Edited by - vodka tonic on 9/28/2003 6:11:27 PM

BigFerret
creampie scientist

Searching for blonde and red bush
1985 Posts
10/02
Posted - Oct 15 2003 : 12:25PM
I have not heard of this product. How does this balm better one's butthole?



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