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Summerday Sands
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Posted - Mar 31 2009 : 8:39PM
I was just wondering do any pornstars read Shakespeare? If so what do they like about him?
saratoga120
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Posted - Mar 31 2009 : 8:52PM
Debi Diamond said whom today. Does that count?
saratoga120
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Posted - Mar 31 2009 : 8:54PM
April Blossom performed Shakespeare, so I'd have to surmise she read him.
Unferth
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Posted - Mar 31 2009 : 8:55PM
Do YOU read Shakespeare?!
Summerday Sands
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Posted - Mar 31 2009 : 9:04PM
Indeed I do, I hope to read the entire canon. What about yourself?
 
Cerebral Jedi
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Posted - Mar 31 2009 : 9:04PM
I was just wondering, do any pornstars own a skillet? If so what do they like to cook in them?
Dubious_Leftovers
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And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me...
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Posted - Mar 31 2009 : 10:03PM
Would Shakespeare watch pornstars?
The DMan
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Posted - Mar 31 2009 : 10:04PM
saratoga120
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Posted - Mar 31 2009 : 10:05PM
Isn't all the world a stage?
The DMan
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Posted - Mar 31 2009 : 10:17PM
^^^
All the worlds indeed a stage
And we are merely players
Performers and portrayers
Each anothers audience
Outside the gilded cage

Edited by - The DMan on 3/31/2009 10:17:55 PM
Dubious_Leftovers
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And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me...
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Posted - Mar 31 2009 : 10:22PM
^Is that a gangsta rap?
The DMan
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Posted - Mar 31 2009 : 10:25PM
^^^
It's actually from "Limelight" by Rush.
popdog
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Posted - Mar 31 2009 : 10:39PM

JAGnLA All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Mar 31 2009 : 11:59PM
I'd ask Sasha Grey, but I'm fairly certain that Shakespeare is below her.
Shylock
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Posted - Apr 1 2009 : 1:57AM
Wow! Sasha did cowgirl with Shakespeare?




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CharlotteVale
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Posted - Apr 1 2009 : 2:39AM
^^
No I think Sasha would have done reverse cowgirl with Shakespeare so we could watch her hot body while he recites prose behind her!
I read Shakespeare...in fact I was reading Much Ado About Nothing about 2 hours ago. Shakespeare has all SORTS of sexual innuendos in his plays that most people don't even get. ;)
Most I love reading Shakespeare because I think the words are like music. :D

saratoga120
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Posted - Apr 1 2009 : 3:07AM
Charlotte Vale. Now those are words like music.
mark59
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Posted - Apr 1 2009 : 6:28AM
Shakespeare would of liked porn. It certainly would of spiced up some of his plays.
zaffer
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Posted - Apr 1 2009 : 6:55AM
^
Correct me if I'm wrong but I think at the time Shakespeare lived all roles are played(even the female roles) by males. So if he spices his plays up it will be a gay porn stuff
Interesting topic. I hope it's goal is to find how much of the porn stars share the original poster literature taste. May sound strange but I found it kind of erotic if a girl have similar to mine literature taste(not limited to the literature of course)
But if this is beautiful girls does-not-read/are-not-smart/are-stupid kind of topic I can tell him a word or two
[Edit: typos, typos...]
Edited by - zaffer on 4/1/2009 6:56:06 AM
Edited by - zaffer on 4/1/2009 6:09:44 PM
Edited by - zaffer on 4/1/2009 6:10:06 PM
bandanoantri
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Posted - Apr 1 2009 : 7:33AM
Obviously you think reading Shakespeare equals intelligence of sorts...now that's hilarious.
Summerday Sands
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Posted - Apr 1 2009 : 7:42AM
Not at all, just an admirer of the bard.
Edited by - summerday sands on 4/1/2009 7:50:35 AM
zaffer
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Posted - Apr 1 2009 : 7:53AM
[ups can delete this - I've wanted to correct typo is my original post but I rply with quote instead - sometimes I'm so stupid]
Edited by - zaffer on 4/1/2009 7:54:29 AM
JAGnLA All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 1 2009 : 5:29PM
Naaaah, but he sure wishes he did! (don't we ALL?)
"I like to watch"
Rc
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Posted - Apr 1 2009 : 9:13PM
Rosco Fuji
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On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick!
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Posted - Apr 2 2009 : 11:57AM
I smell a new porn niche. Girls getting double analed while reading from the classics.
 
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Posted - Apr 2 2009 : 12:23PM
Iago: "I am one, sir, that comes to tell you your daughter and the Moor are now making the beast with two backs."
- Othello
Dubious_Leftovers
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And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me...
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Posted - Apr 2 2009 : 12:59PM
Actually, I think a porn version of Herman Melville's 'Moby Dick' would be a natural fit. The name, the quest for a great white beast hidden below are all natural porn allegory. Add to that he success of 'Pirates 1&2', it'd probably do okay as a feature.
ophelia
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1/09
Posted - Apr 2 2009 : 2:58PM
I'm not sure if it was Shakespeare, but I do remember a scene from Pillow Talk with Monique Alexander and Samantha Ryan where they recited a love letter (sonnet? some form of prose?) to each other and then fucked on a chair. Not exactly unhot but I do recall it being somewhat peculiar. The actual sex was pretty good, though.
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Marv Montag (@PornOfYore)
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Posted - Apr 2 2009 : 3:41PM
Sasha Knox, Kirsten Price, Chanel St. James (believe that's her name), and Nautica Thorn were doing Shakespeare in "My Bare Lady", as I recall...at least Kirsten and Sasha were when they were both going for the Juliet role.
JAGnLA All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 2 2009 : 3:56PM
LOL! Nautica Thorn doing Shakespeare?! Thats just too funny! I love watching the girl and she has a goofy-kind-of-funny personality thats endearing - but my limited experience with her showed her to hardly be a cerebral person.
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Marv Montag (@PornOfYore)
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Posted - Apr 2 2009 : 4:25PM
^They had auditions and took the four to London to get formal acting training and had them act in front of a live audience.
There were four episodes on Fox Reality... you can buy it on iTunes.
It's worth a watch.
Everett
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Posted - Apr 3 2009 : 12:21PM
I think Hyapatia Lee had a thing for Geoffrey Chaucer. She took his Canterbury Tales and produced her porno Ribald Tales of Canterbury in 1985. A pretty good parody of Chaucer's famous work by the way.
hollywood woody
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Posted - Apr 3 2009 : 1:37PM
Did Shakespear do anal?
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Marv Montag (@PornOfYore)
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Posted - Apr 3 2009 : 1:40PM
^Only in September...
Rosco Fuji
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On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick!
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Posted - Apr 3 2009 : 2:26PM
I wasn't refering to a feature porn version of a book. Just the girl/girls getting drilled as they read.
 
Dubious_Leftovers
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And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me...
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3/09
Posted - Apr 3 2009 : 2:47PM
^Yeah, I know.
It just got me thinking along the lines of "classics" and "porn". Call it a tangent.
Irish Caraway
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Posted - Apr 4 2009 : 4:32AM
Alas, most pornstar's acting ability is reminiscent with Yorick.
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