Have you ever fantasized about making a porn movie? Have you ever written a script for one? If so, tell us about it. BTW, I've written a few scripts. The most recent is really a business idea turned into a script. As you may know, Blockbuster has started renting exclusive DVD's. I think if the on-line rental companies would do the same thing, they could maintain a bigger customer base, and I've written a script for one of them to produce.
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Porn Scout Deactivated User
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Posted - Jun 10 2007 : 4:56PM
I've thought about trying to get in on the business side of things as a producer. The problem, as I see it, is that the large number of gonzo companies are cannibalizing each other, so I don't see that much money in it.
I'm having some serious thoughts about it. Being that I live in South Florida and there's lots of attractive girls here at strip clubs and doing online porn already. I've been meaning to throw my hat into the ring. I also don't see it being profitable. I do see it as being a fun hobby though. I should have something started by the end of the year with some investors helping out. Keeping my fingers crossed.
Yeah, I tend to think about it all the time...especially when I have some downtime at work or on my days off, well I guess that's most of the time then haha! I'm always coming up with titles and scenes for different girls whenever I'm bored..I also wrote a porn script, it's crazy and over-the-top insane...it could probably never be made.
I think there are lot of guys without any talent out there producing and/or directing porn. No need for another one. Edited by - slonik on 6/10/2007 8:44:31 PM
Not really. I don't think it would be glamorous at all. I just like porn for the sex. I would like to pair up performers I like.. but a porn director is rarely in the position to do that anyway.
I used to think about it on a very superficial level. Although I can see what's wrong with the work of others, I don't think I could do better so I see no need to further pollute the pool with my litter.
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Arto Del Funko Deactivated User
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Posted - Jun 11 2007 : 5:51AM
i'm putting together some storyboards & screenplays, but how does one acquire the talent?? i just took a clip from each of my favourite scenes and put them together. cut out all the crap that we can all see is WRONG with others' pornos, and hey presto, you can't go wrong.
Slonik said it best. My home-made flicks, shot with an 8MM Sony and three light stands have better footage and content then some these "professional" productions.
I'd love to edit porn movies. It's probably the weakest link in the "quality chain" as far as I'm concerned. Based on what I already do with consumer-level software in creating my own stroke-compilations, I know I would do a better job than 75% of what's being released now.
Yeah, I think it would be fun to be involved in the porn business, but I could never actually have sex on camera.
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ragingbull Deactivated User
404 Posts 5/07
Posted - Jun 11 2007 : 10:49PM
Would love to produce/direct, the hard part seems to be the business end. If I could produce strictly for artistic/sexual fufilment it would be awesome, seems like it getting hard to make money with crowded market, declining DVD sales, and the internet still not figured out as in how to stop piracy.
I would write one centered on gambling. I would get 5 actresses that have never done a certain act on film or worked with that actor, say interracial, dp, older women and young guy, or creampie. they would then enter a sort of gameshow arena with "aquariums"up around the perimeter. the men would be in different glass aquarimiums: 5 white dudes or 3 black guys, etc. the girl would pull the slot machine and get what came up or get to pick a second chance that could end up being nastier. the glass aquarium would lift up with dry ice effects etc. you could layer some extra elements into it. maybe they get a list of the performers and they circle who they would like to work with most. the winner of the best scene would get a chance to fuck the top of their list. Edited by - kok on 6/12/2007 12:05:37 AM
No! The odds are against you in making money at it! You need a distribution network and alot of marketing to establish a following. Sure you get personal satisfaction in doing one or two adult pictures at first but after that it strictly business of making money. Also, like any other business; their is pressure on you to keep getting market share and to make a profit at the same time. Alot of times that is couterproductive deeds.
I would like to get into the business. I'm a latino guy who is 6'1 and pretty built, many women find me attractive. Considering some of the dudes I've seen in the business ( ridiculously UGLY), I think I should gets a shot ( but I'm sure there's a hell of a lot more to it than just being goodlooking).
I'd like to either direct porn (in particular girl/girl scenes because I like those type of scenes) or cast the movie and match up the performers for each scene.
I would have liked to do one of those porn series like the MILFhunter or Bangbros or something like that. But that isn't going to happen. They wouldn't choose me and it wouldn't work out. The most I can hopeful is just go back to a porn escort and tape it. Unless they make a "Pornstars like it nerdy and inadequate" series and then I'm in.
Innovation is the key, Mike John started Perverted Point of View and suddenly every second title is a POV. You hear a lot of the directors talk about it being a hard grind and I'm sure its true, so it's not a piece of cake. I think that before anyone tries to get into directoring you need to find a mentor, by seeing Brandon Iron conversations in here I'm sure he would provide advice.
Prove yourself in gay porn first, then move on to straight. It's the only sure-fire way, unless you have a hot girlfriend who will ONLY have sex with you on-camera.
That's interesting. Are you serious that many male actors have to start in Gay porn just to move up into straight porn? Yikes! Edited by - hardware on 6/13/2007 12:43:29 PM
I've got a great idea for a porn film, maybe even a continuing series of them too but I have absolutely no idea who I would go to with it. Its also something that isn't readily exploited in porn that much either and I don't understand why not (its nothing weird by the way!) Anyway, if there are any companies out there who welcome new ideas without nicking them, tell us.
Any of my fantasies/dreams about porn are NEVER about me being a producer or a director. They are ALWAYS about me fucking beatiful girls. From everything I read about the porn economy these days (if taken at face value as the truth), there would be no upside to getting into porn as a producer because the market is flooded with shit (which IMO, it truly is) and I'd have to sell my product at $2 to $3 per disc. And as a director, I wouldn't want to deal with booking girls, guys, locations, photographers, and whatever/whoever else necessary, and then have to cancel everything because the girl is too hungover or strung out to make it to the set. I wouldn't want those headaches.
I think that most people who watch porn ,male and female have always had that"i wish she or he had done that or this in the scene scenario niggling away in there heads"we all watch porn from the great directors,but still theres small traits that everyone has that leaves us unfulfilled to a certain extent,some pornstars websites offer the best options if youve maybe got a particullar fantasy or fetish that you want acted out(within reason)what i would love to see though is alongside the Fetish Menus that are on most dvd's now,a Menu titled Fanzone..were the fans have got a chance to submit a scene or scenario which gets acted out.foot fetish,boob fun nothing too elaborate maybe its another step for companies to get on board more loyal fans knowing that the company appreciates there value to them also.maybe its far to complicated,feedback welcome.
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deepudicks Deactivated User
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Posted - Jun 14 2007 : 8:17PM
If directors started waiting for the ideal script to come along before they signed the cast and started shooting I guess far less films would get made than are actually being pulped out day in-afternoon out;evening in-night out.Anyway most of the scripts (if you can call them that in the first place)are equally crazy and over the top till they are shot edited and showcased for the marketing guys to go out and start the hard sell.So never under-estimate what you have penned...It cud well be the gem waiting to be shot and create a sensation next year at the Annual Awards...No kidding
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If The Good Times Did Not Last Then Believe Me Me The Bad Times Shall Also Passs 100 Posts 2/07
Posted - Jun 14 2007 : 8:32PM
I'd certainly love to produce porn films provided I could lay my hands on somebody's hard(or anyway else earned)cash provided he allowed me to perform in all the scenes...Even if it was not my own money at risk I'd prefer to script the movie decide the cast and get professionals to direct and do the post production under my hawk eye so that I get best results(not always guaranteed even then)rather than do it all by myself and end up with shit on my face. On second thoughts there are already so many creepy directors shooting rotten porn movies that I'd hate to add to their tribe by taking membership myself. So all said and done I'm not too bad off watching and relishing others work and don't think I'd be stoopid enough to produce or direct a porn film just to rub shoulders(and lots more)with my dream cast that cud eventually turn out to be a nightmare.What with the loan sharks demanding my Balls to meet their over-due payments. I'd have to be highly motivated or be pushed against a wall to actually transform my pipe dream of seeing my name linked to a porn movie...Now or Ever...for that matter!!
As my handle says, I'm a longtime lurker on this board, but haven't posted before. I'm a fan with no connection to the industry at all, and this thread caught my interest. Someone earlier asked about approaching production companies with ideas and I've been wondering the same thing. I've got ideas I think would be hot -- story-driven stuff. I don't watch much story porn, but I would if someone were making the kind of stuff I've got in mind. If I wrote a script or a plot summary, could I get anyone to read it? Better question -- could I get anyone to read it without just stealing it if they happened to like it? I'm not interested in directing or performing. But if it's possible to sell a script or an idea, I'd be interested in knowing how.
I think I've thought about doing, if I had the opportunity, just about every possible creative endevor. More accurately, what I would do in that field and how I would do it if I had the opportunity. I'm just one of those free-form creative types, so I've thought many times about writing or directing porn, and I how I would do it. As far as performing in it, I wouldn't have any objection to it, but I probably don't have the looks for it.
I gotta say, most porn directors are utter crap. Almost zero talent whatsoever. There is never enough tease and if there is, its usually poorly done. Not to mention there are so many angles and positions they fail to utilize...etc. I truly think I could direct a top notch video...I would be another coming of Jules Jordan and the Buttman. So how the hell does a guy like me get in the biz?
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Porn Scout Deactivated User
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Posted - Jun 15 2007 : 8:04PM
I agree there are a lot of untalented hacks out there. On the other hand, it seems like the last 3 years have seen the emergence of a lot of really good directors as well. Edited by - hardware on 6/16/2007 12:20:13 PM
I havent fantasized.. i have seriously concidered getting into the business(as an actor ofcourse).In my country it isnt that profitable so i didnt go for it.But im still young.. who knows.. Any job offerings out there ? :)
I don't know about producing or directing, but I have thought about writing porn scripts. I wanted to write porn movies that would be really romantic yet have all the hardcore action. This, of course, brings back the whole debate about "couples porn".
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wet 007 Deactivated User
8 Posts 6/07
Posted - Jun 24 2007 : 3:12AM
Heres my script for a brand new hardcore lesbian adult video Squirts Illustrated: Beach Edition Elegant Angel Video 2007 Directed By: Jim Gunn Where The Girls Get Wet :D Cast: Flower Tucci Cytherea Missy Monroe Gina Ryder Tiana Lynn Alexis Amore Cherry Poppins Carrie Ann Leah Lexington Angela Stone Brianna Banks Aurora Snow Scene # 1) Poolside Strap-On Squirt Party The girls strap-on their favorite toys, fuck for hours and squirt their wet pussy juices all over each others oil covered hot naked bikini clad bodys. A pool party to remember! :D Scene # 2) Shower Time The girls hit the showers after a hot sweaty workout, only to get more wet with loads of pussy squirt facial bukkake action. No need for towels, this is gonna be a superwet shower full of wet pussy action :D Scene # 3) Funnel Of Love The girls find new ways to play with plastic funnels inside a vacant warehouse. The hot babes grab some strap-on toys and fuck each other crazy til their pussy squirt loads and loads of sweet juice inside the funnels collecting all that good wetness all for a lucky few girls to drink it all down! :D Scene # 4) Wet Rope The girls tie each other up and repeatedly squirt, squirt, squirt and squirt all over some unlucky sluts who get soaked and roped. :D Scene # 5) Hardcore Beach Fucking The bikini clad honeys end this wonderful episode of Squirts Illustrated by strap-on fucking hot oiled girls for hours and hours all over the fucking beaches until the orgasms and lesbian pussy ejaculations climaxxxxx :D - NO MEN - NO BACKGROUND TALKING, JOKING, MUSIC, CAMERAS FLASHING - ONLY SERIOUS LESBIAN SEX, STRAP ON FUCKING RIGHT WAY BY HOLDING GIRLFRIENDS ASS,TITS AND HIPS AND FEMALE ON FEMALE SQUIRTING :D Now try making that kind of porn video..I bet you no one is brave enough to do something like that , BUT I WILL :)
apparently, they're more like Waffle House napkins with scribbled biro than "scripts". But at least if u have a script, it gives u something to throw out the window 30 minutes into shooting.
I love sex, sexuality, and erotica but I have no desire to produce actual porn. I may produce something sexy someday, but it won't be pornographic unless I can get a (very unlikely) hand-picked cast and crew together who could handle the technical side and the acting side to my satisfaction. That said - I've never done anything but wheedle on a porn forum so why would anyone take that chance? Just because I'm destined for greatness? Well, there is that, and that's something.