A few years back, I saw a scene featuring a dude with two dicks, one about an inch or so above the other. In the scene, he's fucking the girl in her pussy and ass at the same time. Has anyone else ever seen this guy? Was it prosthetics? Or did I dream the whole thing?
Just another bare bum in the shiower 1739 Posts 12/04
Posted - Aug 6 2008 : 9:26AM
A have a scene on one of my old VHS tapes with various weird and wacky shit (like a Conehead girl getting fucked, quasimodo getting some action, the 'siamese twins' joined at the waist and the classic two dicked guy). From memory, Tom Byron (or was it Jonathon Morgan) underwent extensive surgery to temporarily attach a second cock for the role. It just looked annoying to me.
I believe his name is Dick Johnson and he eventually married that chick with the three tits from the 1990 movie, Total Recall, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. The woman played a mutant hooker with an additional fun bag (see picture at http://www.bitingsatire.com/adult-humor/i-want-to-meet-a-woman-with-three-boobs.html ). If I'm not mistaken, they just had a litter of kittens, one of which has two faces (four eyes, two noses, two mouths). Jay Leno said last name that it was named "copycat"
There was an entire sub-genre of this stuff back in like 1991. Double dicks, huge single dicks, dicks growing out of hands. Various porn guys who you knew didn't have an 18 inch penis suddenly had an 18 inch penis and it shot this stupid load of lotion on Tianna Taylor or ....Chessie Moore? In the most realistic of the scenes with the double-dongs, Cumisha Amado sucked them both off. This one also featured an unknown guy, so I don't know if all these movies were inspired by a real double-dong guy or not. At the time, this scene fascinated me greatly, and I was standing inches away from the TV trying to tell which prong was fake, and couldn't decide! Maybe both were fake, so as to better conceal the fakeness? But then, like mentioned above, Jonathan Morgan did a joke movie wearing the same prosthesis and had both dicks torn off by women fighting over them. Plus, if there really was a double-penis guy, I don't think Jehovah would have allowed the penises to be all lined up like that one right under the other so they're perfect for performing a DP. In real life, one would be splayed off to the side and kind of frumpy looking, you know?
Gourmet Video just rereleased "Beauty and the Beast" which proports to A Sex Freak Circus. Included in the DVD is the long rumored "Seka-Long Dong Silver" pairing as well as other well known oddities such as Fiona Flaps, Moby Dick, The Boston Batwanger, Sulka, Davida, Heavenly Angel, The Transexuals of Paris and The Short People. I've rented it and expect to be dissapointed with the Long Dong Silver. Seka hosts the DVD in addition to performing. The only one of these people I've actually seen is Fiona Flaps who did several magazine shoots in the late 1970's. Hers is a unique pussy! Stretched out to the left and right, it does more than simply allow access. Think of it like rolling out the red carpet (so to speak). Well, the carpet goes halfway down her thigh and when released, just kind of stays there.
Are you sure it's not George Bush you are talking about...the girl in question in that scene was later identified as Michael Jackson.
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Posted - Aug 8 2008 : 8:39PM
It could be my age, but I couldn't help but think about that old quiz show, [ invalid url ].....Will the real dick please stand up! ...ahem...well like I said, I am of a certain age...