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xxaru
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128 Posts
6/07
Posted - Jan 9 2008 : 6:44PM
Does the term "ass" in adult videos equal "anal" nowadays? The question is, if you buy a video call Ass assault (for example), would you expect it to be all about anal, and do you feel it's "required" to have a certain amount of anal scenes in it to justify its title?
jackthetreacleeater
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Shame on you!
2003 Posts
10/06
Posted - Jan 9 2008 : 6:57PM
Ass does definitely not always equal anal.
Recent titles such as 'Ass for Days' from Diabolic and 'Massive Asses' from Elegant Angel do not always necessarily have every girl doing anal.
Nothing says romance like anal sex.
Kensington Chapp
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Mine is the biggest.
610 Posts
7/07
Posted - Jan 9 2008 : 7:04PM
Unfortunately, the vast majority of the time, yes.
I must be the only man in the world who doesn't find anal appealing.
I love women's asses (who doesn't?). Butt seriously, I really, really have a thing for women's asses.
When I think of ass, a woman's ass, something comes outta me" - Al Pacino, Heat.
Butt I only like vage. I don't hate anal, nor do I get turned on by it.
Probably because it doesn't lubricate itself, and the girl obviously ain't getting anything out of it (unless she's a total freak, butt you never get them) which is the most important thing for me.
However, I cannot call myself an "Ass Man" for fear of being hounded by the orthodox anal men. And that sucks.
Because if a chick has the right ass, I don't care what any other part of her is like.
It's all about the ass...
Which brings me to one of the only titles I know of that specifies an ass-worship theme with vag sex; "It's All About The Ass" featuring Nautica Thorn in a vag-only scene (I think?).
Duuuuude, you need to see her doing it doggy in this DVD; the second you see it, you'll know exactly why she belongs in a movie with "Ass" in the title.
Forgive me. Jules Jordan has loads of "Ass Worship" vids, which do feature Gina Lynn (as does everything Jules does. I'm not complaining, she has the best ass in the universe) and she only does vag, bless her nylon panties.
Sorry, what was your question again?
I really shouldn't be here
Edit: my keyboard sucks donkey balls.
Edited by - kensington chapp on 1/9/2008 7:07:46 PM
xxaru
Member

128 Posts
6/07
Posted - Jan 9 2008 : 7:06PM
But "ass for days" and "massive asses" both imply that the film is about girls with big asses. I would think you'd have a problem titling a film "ass for days" or "massive asses" if none of the girls featured had big asses.
With a title like "ass assault", IMO it implies that asses are going to be "assaulted" so to speak in the film. That to me means anal. So if there's no anal in a film with that title is that OK?
Kensington Chapp
Senior Citizen

Mine is the biggest.
610 Posts
7/07
Posted - Jan 9 2008 : 7:09PM
Not according to the orthodox fanboys.
 
jackthetreacleeater
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Shame on you!
2003 Posts
10/06
Posted - Jan 9 2008 : 7:26PM
Is that a new church? The The Orthodox Church of Anal worship
Nothing says romance like anal sex.
nietzsche
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5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - Jan 9 2008 : 7:55PM
I saw a title with one of my recent favorites (now 'retired') Carmen Kinsley, which had Ass in the title and I assumed it would be anal. Wrong assumption. I had my pants down and everything.
ninja1
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2939 Posts
1/08
Posted - Jan 9 2008 : 8:01PM
A title like Ass Assault promises anal penetration or spanking or some form of assault. However, I have read several reviews in which the reviewer is peeved because "Big Butts blah blah" or "Giant Asses blah blah" or "Bubble Globes blah blah" did not contain anal sex. I don't think those titles promise anal sex.
ma meeshka
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3939 Posts
4/06
Posted - Jan 9 2008 : 8:36PM

you don't strike me as the pants dropping type. more of an unzip and grip type.
jrsl76
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Perfection
4024 Posts
8/07
Posted - Jan 9 2008 : 8:41PM
I don't know why it should. I am a big ass guy ( I mean I am a butt guy, not that I like gigantic fat asses) and I could give a toss about anal most of the time. It's nice on occasion, but I don't quite understand the absolute obsession people have with it. I like it most when we are talking about DPs anyway.
Cornell Lingus
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Carryin', contrarian, libertarian
2982 Posts
1/08
Posted - Jan 9 2008 : 9:44PM
Glad you defined big ass guy. For a split second I thought you were saying you're rotund.
ma meeshka
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3939 Posts
4/06
Posted - Jan 9 2008 : 10:16PM
it can't be ruled out.
HeyNow All-Star Supporter
Oblivious

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Posted - Jan 9 2008 : 10:49PM
I've usually assumed that a movie with Ass in the title would have anal but have been disappointed. So, no.
jrsl76
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Posted - Jan 9 2008 : 10:57PM
For the record I don't have a big ass.
ma meeshka
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3939 Posts
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Posted - Jan 10 2008 : 7:02AM
pics or it's not true.
 
jrsl76
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Perfection
4024 Posts
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Posted - Jan 10 2008 : 7:14PM
I hardly have any pics of myself floating around, but I'll see what I can do. I didn't even know I was opening Pandora's Box, I swear.
Edited by - jrsl76 on 1/10/2008 7:15:34 PM
Long Noel
Member

245 Posts
7/07
Posted - Jan 11 2008 : 2:45PM
Just because a movie is "ass-obsessed" doesn't mean that there HAS to be anal sex in it. Prime example: Justin Slayer's "Big Booty Revenge"! That flick has a bunch of ass obsession, with no hints of ass-fucking whatsoever and it still turned out to be a bomb-ass flick! Read my review for that flick, if u want more info, or just rent it or buy it. It's worthy of owning!
JohnW
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1351 Posts
6/08
Posted - Nov 6 2008 : 2:21PM
I think "ass" used to mean that there would be a lot of focus on the ass, which is a very good thing in my opinion. Nicely shaped girl butts are some of the prettiest sights in this world. But lately with the increase of anal sex in porn I think it's pretty much assumed that there will be anal as well.
Ramsey
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Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Nov 6 2008 : 2:26PM
Not for me, I like ass but I don't care if a scene has anal or not.
mindee
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717 Posts
10/06
Posted - Nov 6 2008 : 2:58PM
...Raises Hand......I've never been big on church..but I'd like to join that one!!!
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Posted - Nov 6 2008 : 3:00PM
^ Sing me up too!



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