That was a lovely story. I can't wait to read part 2. I was wondering, though, are you required to wear a collared shirt with your Nike shorts?
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| saratoga120 Senior Member  1404 Posts 5/05 |  Posted - Jun 29 2005 : 6:16PMHi Everybody, Thought I'd share a really hot moment from the past weekend. I was visiting my favorite permissive strip bar city of Baltimore, Md. and toward the end of the night, in a fairly drunken state of mind I took a fancy to a big natural titter dropping her drawers and exposing her slit. Not all the girls do this and the weight of anticipation hung in the air until she did. I was wearing my customary "lap" shorts, cotton Nikes which have oodles of room for the more adventurous dancers to check out my equipment. So in a fit of lust I pulled it out, as there was no one around me. Much to my intrigue a dancer sauntered up to me and immediately went for my crotch, as they are prone to do in Sin City. What she felt truly disgusted her as she immediately reported me to the barmaid. With a couple of drinks in me, however, I was rather indifferent to her tattling. Anyway the barmaid comes over and tells me to zip it up, but not before the busty dancer on stage proclaims, "C'mon, let him have his fun. He's watching a hot nude chick." A little later she comes around to me and makes nice with a sweet wet kiss on my neck. I thank her for her gallantry. She responds by encouraging me to stick my finger up her asshole. Now, I'm a little ashamed to admit this, especially since Hillary Scott might be reading, but I've never probed a girls ass with anything but my tongue. My inexperience must have showed because Crystal admonished me to "push it in really hard." I obeyed, and you know what? It felt incredible to be in there! Now comes the good part and the funny part all in one. Suddenly emboldened by my prowess as an ass-fingerer I withdrew it and asked her if she wanted to go ATM. Her reply? "Sure, it's right over there. Let's go." I told her to wait a minute that wasn't what I meant and proceeded to explain to her the alternate meaning of the abbreviation. She laughed heartily and then lustily started sucking my finger. She took the head and I took the shaft as I wanted to tasted some of that lovely ass of hers as well. Next visit I will inquire about the possibility of her getting my ass-fucking flower. Keep you posted. [Link] |
| threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 | Posted - Jun 29 2005 : 7:01PM That was a lovely story. I can't wait to read part 2. I was wondering, though, are you required to wear a collared shirt with your Nike shorts? Edited by - threesomebody on 6/29/2005 7:02:14 PM [Link] |
| RLD Fiend Member Cincinnati, O. 665 Posts 10/04 | Posted - Jun 29 2005 : 8:17PM Read if you are curious about the average strip club-goer's mentality! weddev15 on: How to Blow Your Load at a Strip Club Also to stay on topic: Yeah, saratoga, I think it does count! [Link] |
| saratoga120 Senior Member 1404 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Jun 29 2005 : 11:57PM Why don't we meet in Baltimore and I'll show you how. To approach a stripper this way I mean! [Link] |
| threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 | Posted - Jun 30 2005 : 7:23AM [Link] |
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| saratoga120 Senior Member 1404 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Jun 30 2005 : 8:05AM Of course I could be talked into it if I had a sexy girl on my arm, whispering to the dancer "He walks like Frankenstein because he's got a monster in his pants." Perhaps you could be the tonic to mix with my vodka? Might be effective in loosening up her "cocktail" don't you think? [Link] |
| threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 | Posted - Jun 30 2005 : 8:39AM [Link] |
| saratoga120 Senior Member 1404 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Jun 30 2005 : 9:55AM While you're glued to that stripper, perhaps you wouldn't mind my making prudent use of my free hand. You don't wear panties to strip clubs do you? [Link] |
| threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 | Posted - Jun 30 2005 : 10:44AM [Link] |
| Ejac Deactivated User 851 Posts 9/04 | Posted - Jun 30 2005 : 10:47AM [Link] |
| threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 | Posted - Jun 30 2005 : 10:56AM [Link] |
| saratoga120 Senior Member 1404 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Jun 30 2005 : 7:03PM [Link] |
| Ejac Deactivated User 851 Posts 9/04 | Posted - Jun 30 2005 : 10:34PM She meant it, and so do I.
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| threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 | Posted - Jun 30 2005 : 10:35PM [Link] |
| Ejac Deactivated User 851 Posts 9/04 | Posted - Jun 30 2005 : 10:36PM Only if he eats my cum. [Link] |
| saratoga120 Senior Member 1404 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Jul 1 2005 : 1:51AM Looks like it's just you, me and the dancer with a strap-on, babe. [Link] |
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