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dumblonde
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Posted - Jul 1 2001 : 2:27PM

What is it about pool tables that make people want to have sex on them?
I have a pool table in my living room, it's the first thing you see when you walk into my house. Is this weird? I don't think so, but some people do. Then others will kinda give me one of those knowing looks, you know what I'm talkin about. Almost like I've got a waterbed set up in there. I have it my living room because I didn't want to buy furniture for a room I don't spend any time in, and I like playing pool. That's all. I personally don't see anything erotic about them, but they're in an awful lot of pornos too, I've noticed.

It's no longer safe to ask them if they'd like to play a game of pool, either, as this is often construed to mean "You wanna fuck"? O.K., I have tried it a time or two, and it IS the perfect height for me on my back, the guy standing there pounding me. But there's got to be something else about them, what is it?
I also had to pay $800. to have it re-felted, so I'm thinking of enforcing
a 'No Fucking On The Pool Table' rule, whaddya think?

Oneloa
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848 Posts
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Posted - Jul 1 2001 : 2:34PM
With purple felt... white crusties will show up nicely.

I don't know what it is either about pool tables, but they do have a kinky sex playground feel to them. Maybe I'm watching too much porn? I also have the same thing for office desks and stair cases.

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Whiplash the suave incubus
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Posted - Jul 1 2001 : 3:31PM
To me pool tables are strictly for playing pool only. I can't see anything erotic about them.
tricia_devereaux
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Posted - Jul 1 2001 : 5:06PM
Maybe it's just because it's a flat spacious elevated surface?
Never done it, probably never will. But you're right, I've seen it in a lot of porn movies. So maybe people remember that.
Planet Sex
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Posted - Jul 3 2001 : 7:34AM
It's not the pool table.

It's the OWNER of the pool table that's too damn hot!

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Posted - Jul 3 2001 : 9:29AM
must be the felt. what other felt surface can you have sex on?
Planet Sex
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Posted - Jul 3 2001 : 9:37AM
Felt foutons.

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bono-ONE All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Jul 3 2001 : 11:50AM
The table no but if you had Tera Patrick laying on it with a sign in her hands saying please bono come and make me "happy" then yes that would make me very horny.
Planet Sex
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Posted - Jul 3 2001 : 1:50PM
A table per se is no horny at all.

Too many balls and long poles.

It's intimidating for a str8 man who hates competition.

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Michael Saint
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Posted - Jul 3 2001 : 10:34PM
Actually DB I think it goes back to having the girl bend over to take her shot and the big strong man coming up behind her to "help" her out (of her clothes that is).

Depending on her attitude a girl can make a game of pool very erotic. What with the cue, balls and having to bend over to shoot.

Now to answer your question does a pool table in and of itself make me horny the answer is no. Why most people give you those looks however is easy. If the pool table is in a single girls living room with no other furniture then odds are she has done the "wild thing" on it at least once. Also I imagine the color scheme doesn't help your "I just bought it to play pool" argument.

dumblonde
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Posted - Jul 5 2001 : 3:43AM
quote: "If the pool table is in a single girls living room with no other furniture then odds are she has done the "wild thing" on it at least once. Also I imagine the color scheme doesn't help your "I just bought it to play pool" argument."

LOL! Whatever do you mean. Lee? I didn't want the old ugly green again, and actually it's more maroon than purple. But you're right about the game lending itself to many innuendos and situations. All this talk about sticks, balls, racks, pockets, & tips is a double entendre's dream. I think Tricia's explanation comes closest - it IS a large flat elevated surface that's just the right height for many games. I'm just going to have to get some kinda cover for it.

Planet Sex
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Posted - Jul 5 2001 : 5:14AM
I like the purple. Green is good in nature, but pretty boring in pool tables and clothing. That's the reason heroes like Green Lantern and Green Arrown never achieved the same level of popularity of Superman and Batman.

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Confucius said:
You milk cow, you get milk for free;
You milk bull, you get friend for life.

Wanna be my friend? ICQ 17282310

astroknight All-Star Supporter
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Tastes so good...
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Posted - Jul 6 2001 : 9:05AM
I think Lee's answer probably comes closest. You see her in that short skirt bending over to take her shot and you just want to bury your stick.
no, but Green Arrow did get to bang Black Canary regularly.
Planet Sex
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Posted - Jul 6 2001 : 9:09AM
Yeah, but she's not even a real blonde! Besides, I wouldn't want to be anywere near here when she cums. With that screaming powers of her, that would be durn dangerous!

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Confucius said:
You milk cow, you get milk for free;
You milk bull, you get friend for life.

Wanna be my friend? ICQ 17282310

astroknight All-Star Supporter
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Tastes so good...
4187 Posts
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Posted - Jul 6 2001 : 4:59PM
No more screaming power. Just natural woman, and a major hottie at that!
 
stinkfist
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Subterfuge......
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Posted - Nov 16 2015 : 9:53PM
If it was a snooker table you would have the option of sinking the pink or going for the brown ;)
stinkfist
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Subterfuge......
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Posted - Nov 16 2015 : 9:53PM
If it was a snooker table you would have the option of sinking the pink or going for the brown ;)
N00dlesDaddy
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Posted - Dec 25 2015 : 10:56PM
I love pool table porn. It's just...sleazy. Once saw a film where the guy jizzed on the 8 ball and the girl licked it off - does it for me. Wouldn't mind me some action on the baize, myself.
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