What is it about pool tables that make people want to have sex on them? I have a pool table in my living room, it's the first thing you see when you walk into my house. Is this weird? I don't think so, but some people do. Then others will kinda give me one of those knowing looks, you know what I'm talkin about. Almost like I've got a waterbed set up in there. I have it my living room because I didn't want to buy furniture for a room I don't spend any time in, and I like playing pool. That's all. I personally don't see anything erotic about them, but they're in an awful lot of pornos too, I've noticed.
It's no longer safe to ask them if they'd like to play a game of pool, either, as this is often construed to mean "You wanna fuck"? O.K., I have tried it a time or two, and it IS the perfect height for me on my back, the guy standing there pounding me. But there's got to be something else about them, what is it? I also had to pay $800. to have it re-felted, so I'm thinking of enforcing a 'No Fucking On The Pool Table' rule, whaddya think?
With purple felt... white crusties will show up nicely.
I don't know what it is either about pool tables, but they do have a kinky sex playground feel to them. Maybe I'm watching too much porn? I also have the same thing for office desks and stair cases.
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Posted - Jul 1 2001 : 5:06PM
Maybe it's just because it's a flat spacious elevated surface? Never done it, probably never will. But you're right, I've seen it in a lot of porn movies. So maybe people remember that.
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Posted - Jul 3 2001 : 7:34AM
It's not the pool table.
It's the OWNER of the pool table that's too damn hot!
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The table no but if you had Tera Patrick laying on it with a sign in her hands saying please bono come and make me "happy" then yes that would make me very horny.
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Posted - Jul 3 2001 : 1:50PM
A table per se is no horny at all.
Too many balls and long poles.
It's intimidating for a str8 man who hates competition.
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Actually DB I think it goes back to having the girl bend over to take her shot and the big strong man coming up behind her to "help" her out (of her clothes that is).
Depending on her attitude a girl can make a game of pool very erotic. What with the cue, balls and having to bend over to shoot.
Now to answer your question does a pool table in and of itself make me horny the answer is no. Why most people give you those looks however is easy. If the pool table is in a single girls living room with no other furniture then odds are she has done the "wild thing" on it at least once. Also I imagine the color scheme doesn't help your "I just bought it to play pool" argument.
quote: "If the pool table is in a single girls living room with no other furniture then odds are she has done the "wild thing" on it at least once. Also I imagine the color scheme doesn't help your "I just bought it to play pool" argument."
LOL! Whatever do you mean. Lee? I didn't want the old ugly green again, and actually it's more maroon than purple. But you're right about the game lending itself to many innuendos and situations. All this talk about sticks, balls, racks, pockets, & tips is a double entendre's dream. I think Tricia's explanation comes closest - it IS a large flat elevated surface that's just the right height for many games. I'm just going to have to get some kinda cover for it.
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Posted - Jul 5 2001 : 5:14AM
I like the purple. Green is good in nature, but pretty boring in pool tables and clothing. That's the reason heroes like Green Lantern and Green Arrown never achieved the same level of popularity of Superman and Batman.
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I think Lee's answer probably comes closest. You see her in that short skirt bending over to take her shot and you just want to bury your stick.no, but Green Arrow did get to bang Black Canary regularly.
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Posted - Jul 6 2001 : 9:09AM
Yeah, but she's not even a real blonde! Besides, I wouldn't want to be anywere near here when she cums. With that screaming powers of her, that would be durn dangerous!
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I love pool table porn. It's just...sleazy. Once saw a film where the guy jizzed on the 8 ball and the girl licked it off - does it for me. Wouldn't mind me some action on the baize, myself.