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dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00	Posted - Feb 3 2001 : 10:22AM I received an email response to by "double dildos" review that was well thought out, exhaustive in scope, and chock full of helpful suggestions. I thought I'd share just some parts of it (with Stan's permission) with y'all. Stan the Man writes: "I hope you research the double dong again and post a new review. I thought it was a big mistake to try this out with your inexperienced married friend." Well, yes and no. While I do plan on "researching" this matter again, it really wasn't my friend's "inexperience" that was the problem - but perhaps you did what I do when watching a porno - fast-forward thru all the talking and whatnot to get to the good part. Unfortunately in our case, it was all the talking that prevented the good part. "Consider trying this with someone who likes using one and has used it often. They will be able to tell you the ins and outs of this product." Better yet, how about showing me the ins and outs?" "I am assuming that you choose your friend because you needed to be comfortable before you could make it with a woman." Stupid me, I just assumed everyone knew my friend was a woman. My apologies. But yeah, I chose my friend not because we're so close, or because she's so pretty & sexy, I chose her just to use her as a warmup until I can place that want ad or bag some stranger in my local tavern, and really get it on!!! "Don't be afraid that making it with a bi or gay women might mean that you would be going into territory that would make you one of them. I can assure you that you will never be one of them if you aren?t by now." I appreciate your assurances, but let me reassure you, this thought never crossed my mind. " I am sure that if you pick an understanding lady, she will not expect seconds if that is a concern." Don't be too sure about that, Stan. While I don't like to brag, let's just say California has restraining orders and stalking laws. And why are you so down on my friend, anyway? "Here is my take on double dongs in general. I would never want my lady to except a dildo that was bigger then my dick. Dildos and double dongs must come in different sizes to match the dick size of their man." Sez who? "I would also think that if they are made so that one woman or her partner can grip her side she could hold it in her and do the other woman. Each woman could take turns doing the other. A good session would be one where each lady would know how to read the other and know when to take her turn keep each other close to climax." Gee, thanks for all the tips, Stan. In fact, why don't you sit in on our next session, since her husband won't be there, we're not going to know what to do! "If the double dong were made with a narrow spot near the middle so that a pussy could bite into the spot and hold it and keep it from moving might make it work." Yikes!! I'll tell you right now, if my friend's pussy has the ability to bite, I'm not going near it! Research project ends. " My other suggest on a good double dong is one that wouldn?t be too long." yeah, yeah, yeah, give it a rest Stan. "I have read that women need to make good clit to clit contact so a good double dong should allow for you to take it all in and push your clit up against your lovers." Wow, that was kinda my feeling too - however, there's still that matter of the 500 lb. gorilla in the room.... "If you are wondering where a man comes up with all this, I always say to my ladies that I feel like a lesbian born in a man?s body." Actually, I was just starting to think you're a lesbian, period. But no, only a man would have given it this much thought. ;-) Thanks Stan, and stay tuned! [Link]
Lman Member So Cal 20 Posts 2/01	Posted - Feb 6 2001 : 7:30PM Boy Blondie that wasn’t a very nice thing to do to that nice man. And here I was beginning to think you were a sweet lady. [Link]
Endorphin Luminary 1185 Posts 3/00	Posted - Feb 6 2001 : 7:40PM Nobody ever emails me based on my reviews of their product DB, Next time you try out a double ended dildo I suggest that you tape the tryout and we(me and my alter egos) can watch it..and..um...make sure you used it correctly(yeah! yeah! That's the ticket) Still campaigning for Alexandra SilkEndorphin's Lair FREE THE WEED [Link]
dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00	Posted - Feb 6 2001 : 9:21PM Lman - you have already made way too many incorrect assumptions about me. FYI, Stan, who is not a poster or even a member here, was made fully aware of how I was going to use his reply in a humorous way, and didn't mind at all. But then, he had a sense of humor..... E - while I can't guarantee this will be taped, I have started work on the script (based on how I wish Act II would play out) titled, thanks to Darkmage, 'Return To Dildo Mountin' [Link]
Lman Member So Cal 20 Posts 2/01	Posted - Feb 7 2001 : 5:30PM Hi Blondie, First of all I would like to apologize to you. I am a bit of a teaser and yes I do have a sense of humor but if you look at humor it always has a bite to it. Maybe my bite was a little too hard. I am sorry. You made a lot of assumptions too and I am going to make one more because I can’t believe anyone would give you permission to write that about them. I think you should send Stan a copy of what you put up in this forum about him. I bet you haven’t, shame, shame. If this Stan really is a nice guy then I think you owe him an apology. I would have loved to reply to what you wrote on the other topic but lunacy is right and we should drop it. I really do think you are a sweet lady, maybe that’s why I wanted to pick on you, shame on me. If think I should be punished, I think you and your friend should put me in the corner and make be quite and if that is not enough, go ahead and put on your strap on. I promise to take it like a man. [Link]

dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00	Posted - Feb 8 2001 : 11:50AM (RANT DELETED) If I offended anyone else with this, I sincerely apologize, but since Lman continues to question my integrity, based on nothing more than "I can't believe", "I think", "I bet", etc., even after I made it clear that I had the letter writer's permission after full disclosure, I feel I must defend myself. Quote: " I can?t believe anyone would give you permission to write that about them. I think you should send Stan a copy of what you put up in this forum about him. I bet you haven?t, shame, shame. If this Stan really is a nice guy then I think you owe him an apology." Lman - Here you go again, assuming, and questioning my ethics in a public forum, which, quite frankly, really pisses me off. I always seek someone's permission, with FULL disclosure, before posting anything. I am such a stickler for this that I fear sometimes I start to annoy people. So, before pointing a finger and saying "shame shame", you had better know what you're talking about. Just what did I say about him that was so terrible, anyway? You obviously didn't get it, but most of it was a take-off from a review I did awhile back. That said, I really can't imagine what I posted or what it is about me that has really provoked you But in the interest of keeping these forums peaceful & fun, I accept your apology. [Link]
Lman Member So Cal 20 Posts 2/01	Posted - Feb 8 2001 : 5:08PM Blondie, Quote:” “Just what did I say about him that was so terrible, anyway? You’re making fun of all his quotes. Read it again from his position. Quote: "I am assuming that you choose your friend because you needed to be comfortable before you could make it with a woman." How come he gets to make assumptions and yet he is a nice guy? Quote: “That said, I really can't imagine what I posted or what it is about me that has really provoked you” Why do you get to make assumptions? I am not provoked by you, I am extremely interested in you. Ok maybe a little turned on by you. Quote: “Lman - Here you go again, assuming, and questioning my ethics in a public forum, which, quite frankly, really pisses me off.” Again, how come you get to make assumptions about me and question my ethics in a public forum? Not that I mind, in fact, please do it again. Apologies again I didn’t mean to piss you of. I have a thick skin and I forget other people don’t. Blondie, we have to stop meeting here like this. Really now, in all fairness to the others I will not respond to your being pissed off again. It really was meant in jest. If you would really like to continue this line of conversation I suggest we take it to e-mail other wise please consider all my remarks made in fun much like you did to Stan. I just love when your anal banner goes up and I will be poking fun of it. Please rather than getting pissed off at me, get even and poke fun of me. I just love my little quirks pointed out. I am into facing up. It really excited me when you flamed me but others are not comfortable with it. Do we have a truce? [Link]
sonic Deactivated User 1178 Posts 12/99	Posted - Feb 8 2001 : 6:25PM [Link]
Saki At-Large 2087 Posts 11/99	Posted - Feb 8 2001 : 6:34PM Amen, Sonic, Amen. For the record, I hate biting humor. Everyone seems to be doing it, like it's in vogue--for example, I just got an e-mail newsletter with a sarcastic mailbag section...I didn't even unsubscribe, I blocked the sender . Maybe it's because I was picked on as a kid, but I don't find it appropriate for anything other than at someone's roast... Saki [Link]
-lunacy- Senior Member 1081 Posts 4/00	Posted - Feb 8 2001 : 6:45PM I asked nicely.... I understand being offended by someones comment as without body language and facial expression, there is a lot of room for mis-interpertation. However, this community is built on mutual respect and tolerence and this type of arguing and banter will not be tolerated in this forum. Edited by - -lunacy- on Feb 8 2001 [Link]

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