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| dodgenot Member 65 Posts 8/06 |  Posted - Apr 10 2008 : 5:13PMI won't do a full review of this is truly is not worth it. It is not the girls fault either. Did the director not even look at a single one of the early Down the Hatch movies? I wonder. Remember, DTH, having the girls start out getting flustered by giving a ton of different names for cum, and then proceeding to a massive cum eating blowbang? This vid is a nothing but a boring oooh! ahhhh! mostly one-on-one fuck that goes on in different positions until your eyes glaze over and ends in an small oral pop. Just about like every other grade D porn that has ever been made. Everything that was fun, new and hot from the original DTH is missing in #23 including multiple guys and cumshots. Go figure that out. What kind of moron gets to direct a series like Down the Hatch - Down the Sewer? Does some executive at Diabolic say to some goon == here is a camera make a porn film. Oh, a porn film is about fucking, a couple going OHHH, AHHH for 15 minutes, and since the tile is Down the Hatch, swallowing at the end, To show how totally clueless the director/producer is to what you guys expect from Down The Hatch the last scene has two chicks on one guy and a really bad missed cs. What a waste of a brand. Dont Bother. Edited by - dodgenot on Apr 10 2008 [Link] |
| machoman RS Member Are there Slim Jims in heaven? THERE MOST CERTAINLY ARE!!!! 114 Posts 12/07 | Posted - Apr 20 2008 : 3:09PM [Link] |
| Zoid Senior Member Boobies and Anal 2004 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Apr 20 2008 : 3:17PM [Link] |
| prometeus Member ...somewhere in the Kingdom of Denmark 93 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Apr 26 2008 : 8:55PM Apparently Diabolic doesn't realize that this series is about swallowing. That' s what we want from this series - otherwise we'd buy other stuff. Note that they have removed the sticker on the front cover saying how many loads are swallowed - we all know what that indicates for future releases. And yes - a prime example of how to destroy a good brand - I guess DTH is turning into a fake-series. Prometeus removed quote Edited by - heynow on 4/26/2008 11:16:44 PM [Link] |
| Taylor Von Bailey Deactivated User 2116 Posts 8/06 | Posted - Apr 26 2008 : 10:44PM [Link] |
| Dick Froth Member 293 Posts 11/05 | Posted - Apr 26 2008 : 11:00PM [Link] |
| Taylor Von Bailey Deactivated User 2116 Posts 8/06 | Posted - Apr 26 2008 : 11:06PM [Link] |
| Jackstah Member 531 Posts 3/07 | Posted - Apr 27 2008 : 6:06AM Most of the cast don't even do anal. Especially the hottest, Sandy. I mean is not the trainwreck that was the Cody Lane scene that we want but something alot tamer than that but more risque than what we got. [Link] |
| rambo99ca Deactivated User ca 406 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Apr 27 2008 : 11:49AM [Link] |
| prometeus Member ...somewhere in the Kingdom of Denmark 93 Posts 5/04 | Posted - May 4 2008 : 2:03PM Attention Donnie Caco (as well as all other swallowing directors). Ground rule number 1 when shooting swallowing movies: You never ever EVER cut in between the un-loading of cum in the girls mouth and the actual swallowing. NEVER! Perhaps the cuts between the unloading and swallowing in Don't Waste it, Taste it 2, are more a sign of ignorance than actual foul play. But how knows (other than Donnie himself). But directors of swallowing-movies should know that we, the true fans of swallowing-movies, know all the tricks :-) Donnie (and all other new swallowing-directors) - check with Brandon Iron or Mike John if you have any doubts - they know all the ground rules when shooting swallowing movies(as Chico did to)..(perhaps because they enjoy watching the swallowing themselves..at least that's what Mike keeps telling us..) P.S. By the way..don't waste your money on "Oops, I swallowed and I can't stop. Just another "yes we say we swallow but in reality we spit, dodge or just don't-swallow-kind-of-movie.." [Link] |
| goldenballs Member 343 Posts 7/04 | Posted - May 4 2008 : 5:07PM They used to be just like the Down the Hatch series (well, without the swallowing of course), the emphasis was on the girls taking multiple loads. But the most recent volume, No Swallowing Allowed 13 is mainly one-on-one scenes (with guys not known for their large loads) the last scene, just like DTH 23, is a BGG scene. [Link] |
| vinylj Member 58 Posts 12/06 | Posted - May 15 2008 : 10:18PM theres absolutely NO excuse for putting that garbage out.. DTH was one of my all time favorite movies to buy and I will Never pre-order that series again..instead I will wait for the reviews and if they say its good then maybe...ugghh! so disappointed :( [Link] |
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