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| XXXFromTexas Member 68 Posts 4/08 |  Posted - Apr 30 2008 : 2:22PMAlmost every Pornstar is becoming a hooker / escort; but who has the money to experience something like this. The shopping list is endless: Demi Delia - http://www.meetpornstars.blogspot.com/ Real Entertainment - http://www.entertainmentreal.com/Los_Angeles_Escorts.html Miami Companions - http://miamicompanions.com/cities/ Lexxi Tyler - http://www.myspace.com/lexxityler Body Miracle - http://www.bodymiracle.com/default5.html Pamela Peaks - http://www.pamelapeaks.com/Data/TalentEscortServices.htm Lita Chase - http://www.lourdesenterprise.com/_Web/OpeningRegistration.asp There's even Craig's List and I have only touched the surface. Probably more fucking going on by Pornstar hookers in hotels these days then in the whole porn industry of making movies by Pornstars. I mean even when you get poor reviews like [ invalid url ]. I understand the top 10% of people [rich folks] have more wealth then the next 90% of people combined. Most people couldn’t even use the stimulus package money to afford a half hour. So who has the money to spend on a Pornstar hooker, anyone on this board? I guess the top dogs really do get to enjoy their life to the max and play, play, play. How about a summer sale for Joe Average. [Link] |
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| Hypermastia Deactivated User These R The Buttocks Of Ryan Star: No Butt Can Compare 248 Posts 6/07 | Posted - May 2 2008 : 2:26PM![PennyPorsche005[1].jpg](https://img1-ps.adultdvdtalk.com/cac5ffe76e1e4b77b273.jpg) It would be my only granted wish to see Penny be brave by allowing her fucking fantastic Rectum to be filled with Giant Weiner. Like to see her do Interracial; and she should do Peter North so he can decorate her lovely face, from forehead to chin, with life-giving Baby Potion. (Penny doesn't allow reproductive fluid above her upper lip.) [Link] |
| GODFATHER Member Some say 'Make love, not war'.....I say you can do both, if you budget your time 578 Posts 9/04 | Posted - May 2 2008 : 6:21PM Does 'GFE' mean 'Girl Friend Experience"? I've heard that term, but never seen the acronym before. [Link] |
| Planetu2 Member 61 Posts 7/07 | Posted - May 2 2008 : 8:17PM You are correct sir. Here is your Hooker to English dictionary. A-Level -- Common in Britain, anal sex. Agency -- An organization or individual that manages many providers. Amazon -- A large woman. AMP -- Asian Massage Parlor. Around the world -- Anilingus and Fellatio. Asian -- Anilingus. Asian Cowgirl -- Woman rides on top during intercourse, squatting over the man on her feet, not on her knees. ASP -- Adult Service Provider. ATF -- All Time Favorite. ATM -- Ass to Mouth. Aunt Flo -- Menstruation, period, red tide. B&D -- Bondage and Discipline. B&S -- Bait & switch. Bait & switch -- 1) Ads, pictures that describe someone else, 2) Promised one thing or person, given another. Bareback -- Without a condom. BBBJ -- Bareback Blow Job. BBBJTC -- Bareback Blow Job To Completion. BBW -- Big Beautiful Woman. BCD -- Behind Closed Doors. BDSM -- Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism. BFE -- Boyfriend Experience. BJ -- Blowjob; fellatio; oral sex. Blackhole -- Anus. BLS -- Ball licking and sucking. Blue Pill -- Viagra. Blue Steel -- Viagra. Brown Eye -- Anus. Brown Shower -- Defecation on your partner. BS -- 1) Body slide, 2) Bullshit. BTW - boardspeak for "by the way" Canine -- Doggy style. Cash and Dash -- A rip-off where they take the money and run. CBJ -- Covered Blow Job. CD -- Cross-dresser. CFS -- Covered Full Service. CG -- Cowgirl. CIM -- Cum in mouth. CL -- Craig's List. The newspaper want ads of the internet, and a free place for providers to advertise. Clockwatcher -- A term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is over. Usually used to describe a provider who rushes and does not enjoy her work. CMT -- Certified Massage Therapist. Commercial Company -- Prostitution, normally a trucker’s term. Completion -- Orgasm. Cover -- A condom. Covered -- Use of condoms or dental dams. Cowgirl -- Woman rides on top. Crushing -- fetish relating to dominance and control; a desire to see small, defenseless animals crushed under women's high heels. Cups (cups of coffee) -- Orgasms. DATO -- Dining At The O, rim job. DATY -- Dining at the Y, Cunnilingus. DDE -- Doesn't do extras. DDG -- Drop Dead Gorgeous. Deep throat -- BJ where the penis is "swallowed". DFK -- Deep French Kissing. Doggy -- Woman on hands and knees with man entering her from behind. Doubles -- threesome with two providers. DP -- Double Penetration. DT -- Deep throat. ED -- Erectile Disfunction. Ellie -- LE. English -- Segment of bondage and discipline; including spankings/whippings. EOM -- End of Message. Facial -- Man ejaculates on woman's face. FBSM -- Full Body Sensual Massage. Felching -- 1) Sucking semen out of vagina or anus; 2) Inserting animals into anus or vagina. FIV -- Finger In Vagina. Digital Stimulations. FJ -- Foot Job. Flake, Flaky -- Errant behavior, often used for providers who no-show. FOTC -- Fuck Of The Century. French -- Oral sex. FS -- Full Service; intercourse. GFE -- Girl Friend Experience. Golden Shower -- Urinating on your partner. Greek -- Anal sex. GS -- Golden Shower (either you urinate on her, or she urinates on you). Half and half -- BJ followed by FS. HJ -- Hand Job. HM -- High mileage. HME -- Honeymoon Experience (sex like you'll never have again). Hostess Club -- A lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises. HR -- Hand Release. Incall -- You go to her place. Interpreter -- Condom. ISO -- In Search Of. Italian -- Penis between butt cheeks. Jack Shack -- Establishment (massage parlor, lingerie modelling) that is not FS John -- A man who patronizes prostitutes. K9 -- Canine, or doggy style. Kama Sutra -- Indian sex manual by Vatsayayana. Lazy Dog -- Doggie style with woman flat on stomach. LE -- Law Enforcement. LEO -- Law Enforcement Officer. LFK -- Light french kissing. (no heavy tongue). Little blue pill -- Viagra LMP -- Licensed Massage Practitioner. LMT -- Licensed Massage Therapist. LOL -- Laughing Out Loud. Lot Lizard -- A prostitute that works primarily in truck stop parking lots (usually soliciting from a CB radio). LTR -- Long Term Relationship. A provider who drops out of the business for a VERY SUBSTANTIAL stipend, paid weekly, or monthly for exclusivity. Madame -- Proprietress of an agency or bordello. Maid -- In a British parlour, the person who answers the phone and books the schedule. Mediterranean -- Anal sex. Merkin -- Pubic hair wig. MG -- Massage Girl. MILF -- Mom I'd Like to Fuck. Mish -- Missionary position. Missionary -- Man on top during intercourse. MMF, MFM, MFF -- Threesome designations. e.g. MMF = male, male, female, MFF = Male, female, female. MP -- 1) Massage Parlor, 2) Multiple Positions. MPA -- Massage Parlor Attendant. MPCFS -- Multiple Positions Covered Full Service. MPOS -- Multiple Positions Oral Sex. MSOG -- Multiple Shots On Goal: she allows you to have more than one orgasm during the session Multiple Pops -- More than one orgasm during the session. NCNS -- Escort or Client doesn't show up for the appointment, and doesn't call, either before or after. Newbie -- A novice hobbyist or novice provider. No-Show -- Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment. NQBC -- No Quitter But Covered, a CBJ to completion. NQBS -- No Quitter But Spitter, a BBBJTC followed by spitting out your ejaculate. NQNS -- No Quitter No Spitter, a BBBJTC followed by swallowing your ejaculate. NSA -- No Strings Attached. Out, Outed -- Private, personal info is made public. Outcall -- She comes to your place. OWO - Oral With Out (a condom); bbbj. OWO to Completion - OWO resulting in CIM. Pearl Necklace -- Man ejaculates on woman's neck and/or chest. Pegging -- anal penetration of a male by either but plug or strap-on. PIITB -- Put it in the bum/butt. Pimp -- A man who solicits clients for a prostitute. Punter -- a British term for a Hobbyist PSE -- Porn Star Experience. Puffies -- Breasts where the entire areola appears 'puffy', enlarged, or swollen. PV -- Private viewing: Dancing, modeling, perhaps a HJ; not usually FS. Raincoat -- A condom. Reverse Cowgirl -- Woman rides on top, facing away. Rimming, Rimjob -- Anilingus ROB -- Rip Off Bitch - a sub-standard provider, or more likely, a cash and dash specialist. ROFLMAO -- Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off RS2K -- Room Service 2000 - a Chicago-based referral service popular in the midwest, but also has national exposure. Google for more info. RTFF -- Read The Fucking Forum. Russian -- Penis between her breasts. San Juan Capistrano -- BBBJTC and she swallows. Salad Tossing -- Anilingus, tongue in the anus. Scat -- Defecation on your partner or feces play. Screening -- A provider or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client. Shemale – A transexual, particularly one who is living as a woman, but hasn't had SRS. The penis may or may not get erect or be able to ejactulate. Shill -- A hobbyist who writes or posts positive reviews in exchange for discounts or special favors from an agency or provider. Shots on goal -- Allows more than one orgasm per session. Sixty-nine or 69 -- Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaneously. Snowball -- Provider takes ejaculate in her mouth and returns it via kissing to the ejaculator. SO -- Significant Other. SOG -- Shots On Goal, attempts at orgasm. SOMF -- Sat On My Face. SP -- Service Provider, prostitute. Spanish (Australian) -- Penis between her breasts (also known as Russian). Spanish (USA) -- Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes directly into her mouth. Spinner -- A very thin and/or petite provider (from the 1970's toy, "Sit 'n' Spin") Squirting, Squirter -- Female ejaculation, a provider who ejaculates SRS -- Sexual Reassignment Surgery. STD -- Sexually Transmitted Disease. Sting -- A female police officer poses as a prostitute to apprehend unsuspecting johns, or a male police officer poses as a john to apprehend unsuspecting prostitutes. Street action -- Prostitution that is solicited on public streets. Stroll -- A street, strip, or neighborhood that sees heavy street action. Summer teeth -- Her teeth, some are there, some are not. Sunshine, sunny -- Without a condom (i.e. no raincoat) SW -- 1) Street walker, 2) Sex Worker Sybian -- A mechanical sex device that is in the shape of half-barrel with a dildo attachment mounted in the middle. Teabag, Teabagging -- Man squats and dips his testicles into partners mouth. TG -- Transgender, a catch-all term for TV, TS, Shemales, and CDs. Tipping required -- Hidden charges, provider demands more than the advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various services. TOFTT -- Take One For The Team. A hobbyist sees a provider who has no (or scattered) reviews. He was ripped off, or his experience was very poor. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members of the community (the team) from making the same mistake. Toss the salad -- Anilingus, tongue in the anus. Translation, translator, translated -- Using a condom. Trolling -– 1) The act of driving around looking for a prostitute, 2) Posting to a discussion board with the intent to anger or incite others TS -- Transsexual. TUMA -- Tongue Up My Ass. TV -- Transvestite. Two Call System -- The general location is revealed during the first call; location specifics are revealed on the second call. Uncovered -- Without a condom. Untranslated (ie, untranslated French, or UTF) -- Without a condom. Upselling -- Payment of additional charges are required for some services. UTF -- Un-Translated French; a BBBJ. UTR -- Under The Radar; a provider who maintains a very low profile. VD -- Venereal Disease. WAH -- Wild Ass Humping. Water Sports -- Urination play. WG -- a British term - Working Girl, a euphonism for a provider. WTF - boardspeak for "what the fuck" Edited by - Planetu2 on 5/2/2008 9:01:50 PM [Link] |
| GODFATHER Member Some say 'Make love, not war'.....I say you can do both, if you budget your time 578 Posts 9/04 | Posted - May 3 2008 : 12:27AM Hollywood Platinum Escort Site [Link] |
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| Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00 | Posted - May 3 2008 : 6:20AM [Link] |
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| caroline-NL Member 543 Posts 3/07 | Posted - May 3 2008 : 4:11PM Just look at your fantastic government. The USA are almost broke, but president and vice-president are very wealthy. Especially the vice-president. Fired CEOs of investment capital banks are also very rich, they were gratified with "bonus payments", while their companies lost millions or billions. A lot of business people have more $ as before, its no problem for them to shell out $ 500 per hour, for a date with a porn star, or even more. [Link] |
| Cuddly Wombat Senior Member Just another bare bum in the shiower 1739 Posts 12/04 | Posted - May 4 2008 : 10:25AM Now that's an idea ... [Link] |
| GODFATHER Member Some say 'Make love, not war'.....I say you can do both, if you budget your time 578 Posts 9/04 | Posted - May 4 2008 : 2:29PM Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! Oy, oy, oy!!!! Methinks I need to start doing some research. [Link] |
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| Cuddly Wombat Senior Member Just another bare bum in the shiower 1739 Posts 12/04 | Posted - May 5 2008 : 10:55AM However, I do note that the Madam of our biggest and most famous high class brothel recently said that her business had taken a serious dive financially because of the unprecedented economic boom. She actually stated the reason as being that everyone was too busy working and making money to fuck anymore!!! I suspect, however, that it is because most single men can now afford to fly to South East Asia or beyond to bonk themselves silly every couple of months. And marsupials are all very well until you hit one whilst driving your new car at 110kms an hour down the highway at night. [Link] |
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