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DarkPlaces
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477 Posts
3/07
Posted - Dec 29 2007 : 12:04PM
So, I haven't watched Ed Powers in years. He just got so repulsive (i.e., fatter) that not even a hot girl could make up for it. He also got cheaper, because it became pure tripod work, without even a bad camera person. And fantasy porn does not entail condoms. Doing the newest girls makes him probably the least likely person to catch anything, so take the risk, you wuss. But I was bored and decided to do a $4.95 trial to see what it was like these days because some of those covers do look interesting.
THE GOOD
Well, it's still 90% Dead-Eyed, Limp "Just-Trying-To-Get-Through-This" girls and lesbian experiments that are so awful if Ed actually worked for someone he'd have been made to stop long ago. But that does mean that one out of every ten (one out of every three releases) is going to be interesting and they are. Sow a thousand seeds and something will grow. This is THE GOOD. I was actually shocked to be interested in the odd girl actually being turned on and getting off. But it makes sense. At least half the session is devoted to just getting her warmed up. That's not going to happen on an Evil Angel or Jules Jordan set. Manuel Ferrara and Erik Everhard aren't going to take the time to open some newbie up. They're busy professionals running a well-oiled machine. Ed does the heavy lifting here and is occasionally rewarded with a small erotic explosion. And actually the lack of anyone else in the room adds to this. And there's the one thing that people often ignore: lust. Ed's lust. He wants to be fucking these girls. So much so, he's paying for it. Again, Manuel and Erik are getting paid. And in the real world don't have to. Ed does and this lust has always permeated his work and reflects the lust of his audience in a way professional releases do not.
THE BAD
...but even when the girl is hot and actually able to get off on fat man with a tiny dick because of her supreme dysfunction, Ed. Cannot. Fuck. Never could, never will and it's frustrating to see a girl's eyes light up as she gets lost in lust but unable to go over the top because of Ed's small penis and lame technique. And you'd think by this time he'd realize that forcing a girl to kiss him is just cold water on both her and the scene, but he has not. And while coming in the condom may be good for him, this is a visual medium, so he needs to do what he once did and pull it out, pull it off and pop on her. And I'd never thought I'd say those words.
THE UGLY
Guess. Well, there are the technical aspects. The poor camerwork when he tries hold it. Please watch some Mike Johns and see how one man can make it hot. Then there's the poor editing between the stationary camera which are like blinking one eye shut back and forth, killing what little heat there is. And finally, he's just an ogre. A troll. Watching a girl have to fit her head under his belly to blow him...ugh. And it limits positions that can be used.
So if you're willing to wade through a lot of crap---and I mean a lot---you will find the occasional girl who, while never going to be another Jenna Haze, will overcome even Ed Powers with her sexual heat. And the funny thing is, it'll probably be her first and last time ever on video, so this is the only place to find it. And he still does occasionally stumble upon a future star.
Sigh. Why can't Mike Johns do a line like this? He's an affable guy who's not totally repulsive and has some technical skills.
FLYGUY
Senior Member

Good Night and Good Hockey
1355 Posts
7/05
Posted - Dec 29 2007 : 12:10PM
I used to love his work back in the early 90's. Bus Stop Tales was great. He had hot, new chicks and they did everything. I agree, as time has gone on, I don't even watch him. He's disgusting to say the least and not even having a cum shot, is the killer for me.
Anderson Belfort
Member

110 Posts
12/07
Posted - Dec 29 2007 : 12:42PM
He directed a scene that i loved in a film called lollipop shoppe. It was Lexi Erickson clad in only blue knee high socks, being fucked by three guys and it was awesome. i had it on video yeasr ago, gave it to somebody and never got it back. can't get it from anywhere now.
skronker
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Scopophiliac
9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Dec 29 2007 : 12:56PM
ED pays a lot of money, I've heard ... and he does recruit girls you don't sometimes see anywhere else. But his complete lack of interest in his product lost me years ago. His early numbers were revolutionary at the time. I have to agree, against all that is holy, that he does strike gold once in awhile. I just find it impossible to go thru several volumes of "Debutantes" to discover one of those scenes. It is akin to the murder of a soul. Only, in a different way than Max/Tusion ... kind of a cold, slow curdling action, not the hot-poker-in-the-eyeball vibe of the Meathole experience. IN the future, anthropologists will study Ed Powers videos the way they presently observe documentary footage of monkeys in the rainforest.
fatalbert
Member

Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
576 Posts
5/03
Posted - Dec 29 2007 : 1:57PM
The only Ed Powers scenes that ever looked good to me was when he stayed out of the picture and had Jake Steed handle it.
I can think of a couple of examples: Jake with Katie Gold, and with Leanni Lei. Mmmm. Looked wonderful despite the jumpy camerawork.
 
Clam Digger
Deactivated User

Many a man fails as an original thinker simply because his memory is too good.
2268 Posts
1/05
Posted - Dec 29 2007 : 1:59PM
Hey, even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
daphatkat
Member

156 Posts
2/07
Posted - Dec 29 2007 : 4:11PM
Does anyone know if Ed has been putting out movies recently? Over the last 6 months or so I have not seen any new Dirty Debutantes titles in my local stores?
I like this series and seeing the interviews he does with the girls
DarkPlaces
Member

477 Posts
3/07
Posted - Dec 29 2007 : 6:25PM
You're right about it being a depressing experience. An Ed Powers rental now goes like this: "Hey, that girl on the box cover is seriously hot. And it's really her because she's not buried underneath a ton of hooker make-up and hairstyling and the photography is too lousy to hide anything. On the back it says she's really into it and multi-orgasmic. I dunno. He always says that. But more pictures and she's really hot. Oh, what the hell. If nothing else I'll get to see her naked. Okay, interview. Sigh, his corny jokes. And when will he learn it's the 'ethinic' background he's looking for, not 'cultural.' Stay in school kids so you don't make this mistake for 20 years. Okay, she's naked. Nice. Masturbation. Eww, now he's touching her and...ewww."
And it's downhill from there, because her reaction isn't much different. I seriously think this is the barest pretense of porn. Ed is paying to fuck young girls period. He could get hookers, but then he knows they're faking it. Here the responses are, sadly, more real than naught. He fucks 10 girls who wouldn't look at him on the street and one of them may actually enjoy it. It's a win-win situation for him. Of course, if he had any self-respect or esteem, he could never do this.



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