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GattMan
Deactivated User

Melbourne, Australia
129 Posts
1/02
Posted - Sep 8 2002 : 10:15PM
Damn

I hope he doesnt come and kick my ass about my comments I made about him in my The Rehearsal review

I think im safe in Australia though...Right Tom!

Planet Sex
Deactivated User

1951 Posts
6/01
Posted - Sep 8 2002 : 10:25PM
No, you´re not safe in Australia. Tom may send Ron Jeremy to your contry on an all-expenses paid two-week trip, and you Aussies will starve to death in no time. Ron Jeremy can eat an entire koala in 24.7 seconds.

.....
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist; I'm not a slave to a world
that doesn't give a shit".

Edited by - Planet Sex on Sep 8 2002

DenverDon
Benevolent

Firmly Embedded in Depravity
5914 Posts
7/02
Posted - Sep 8 2002 : 10:27PM
Hey Gatt,

When Ron Jeremy gets down there, can you keep him there? We've had him long enough.

DenverDon

Tom Byron
Evolution Erotica

344 Posts
9/02
Posted - Sep 8 2002 : 10:29PM
No worries, mate!
Everyone is entitled to their opinion*cough*asshole*cough

Don't worry I'm a lover,not a fighter. So, um what's your
address in Australia?LOL!

GattMan
Deactivated User

Melbourne, Australia
129 Posts
1/02
Posted - Sep 8 2002 : 10:32PM
Tom

Email me and i'll tell ya btw I got some of your old work with Traci Lords and Christy Canyon on VHS around here somewhere

You were making porn when I was a boy*lol*

At least Tom didn't say "By Crickey"

 
Darth-Morpheous
Deactivated User

1701 Posts
3/02
Posted - Sep 9 2002 : 12:43AM
Watch what you say Gattman. There are people watching.
GattMan
Deactivated User

Melbourne, Australia
129 Posts
1/02
Posted - Sep 9 2002 : 4:04AM
and who are you Darth-Morpheous when you are awake of course
French guy
Member

335 Posts
9/01
Posted - Sep 9 2002 : 4:34AM
Speaking of Tom Byron, just watch last nite "Blame it on Ginger" where he had his college boy hair cut and the glasses LOL and he has a scene with Lois Ayres and Krista Lane. Lucky bastard !!!!!
Planet Sex
Deactivated User

1951 Posts
6/01
Posted - Sep 9 2002 : 6:35AM
You mean, like, last week? By Crickey!
Pass me the vegemite sandwich and a lager, matey!

Planet Sex
Deactivated User

1951 Posts
6/01
Posted - Sep 9 2002 : 6:37AM
Serious, now... some people may want to put you in jail for that. What it an FBI guy impersonating Tom Byron mails you asking for your adress, and you ACTUALLY gives it to him? Remember: you just confessed having porn made when Traci Lords was still a kid!
Saki
At-Large

2087 Posts
11/99
Posted - Sep 9 2002 : 9:17AM
Only if he uses the extended review search options and searches for his name...

And you're not safe -- Tom's been to Australia before!

- Saki

Tom Byron
Evolution Erotica

344 Posts
9/02
Posted - Sep 9 2002 : 3:28PM

Planet Sex wrote:
C'mon P.S. use yer noodle! First of all the address thing
was a JOKE, (did anyone get it?) Second, I assure you it's
me, not the FBI,(unless that's an anacronym for Full
Blooded Italian!)and I'm sure the FBI has better things to
than chase some poor bloke all the way to AUSTRALIA for
a Traci tape!Not even sure if they have jurisdiction!Sheesh!

Extreme Associates

Planet Sex
Deactivated User

1951 Posts
6/01
Posted - Sep 9 2002 : 4:58PM
I know it was a joke, but I just LOVE to scare the hell out those plucky aussies! Damn Tommy-Boy, you´re an spoilsport! Behave, of I´ll post that "Cat Alley" MP3!

.....
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist; I'm not a slave to a world
that doesn't give a shit".

GattMan
Deactivated User

Melbourne, Australia
129 Posts
1/02
Posted - Sep 10 2002 : 1:09AM
Me scared not at all as Tom said it was a joke I fully got btw I don't think Tom would want to cross a Maltese Australian
Planet Sex if you want to try and scare me try a little harder
Planet Sex
Deactivated User

1951 Posts
6/01
Posted - Sep 10 2002 : 2:27PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

A-ha! I see a wet spot on your pants!

.....
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist; I'm not a slave to a world
that doesn't give a shit".




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