I hope he doesnt come and kick my ass about my comments I made about him in my The Rehearsal review
I think im safe in Australia though...Right Tom!
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1951 Posts 6/01
Posted - Sep 8 2002 : 10:25PM
No, you´re not safe in Australia. Tom may send Ron Jeremy to your contry on an all-expenses paid two-week trip, and you Aussies will starve to death in no time. Ron Jeremy can eat an entire koala in 24.7 seconds.
..... "I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist; I'm not a slave to a world that doesn't give a shit".
Edited by - Planet Sex on Sep 8 2002
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DenverDon Benevolent
Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02
Posted - Sep 8 2002 : 10:27PM
Hey Gatt,
When Ron Jeremy gets down there, can you keep him there? We've had him long enough.
Speaking of Tom Byron, just watch last nite "Blame it on Ginger" where he had his college boy hair cut and the glasses LOL and he has a scene with Lois Ayres and Krista Lane. Lucky bastard !!!!!
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Planet Sex Deactivated User
1951 Posts 6/01
Posted - Sep 9 2002 : 6:35AM
You mean, like, last week? By Crickey! Pass me the vegemite sandwich and a lager, matey!
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Planet Sex Deactivated User
1951 Posts 6/01
Posted - Sep 9 2002 : 6:37AM
Serious, now... some people may want to put you in jail for that. What it an FBI guy impersonating Tom Byron mails you asking for your adress, and you ACTUALLY gives it to him? Remember: you just confessed having porn made when Traci Lords was still a kid!
Planet Sex wrote:C'mon P.S. use yer noodle! First of all the address thing was a JOKE, (did anyone get it?) Second, I assure you it's me, not the FBI,(unless that's an anacronym for Full Blooded Italian!)and I'm sure the FBI has better things to than chase some poor bloke all the way to AUSTRALIA for a Traci tape!Not even sure if they have jurisdiction!Sheesh!
I know it was a joke, but I just LOVE to scare the hell out those plucky aussies! Damn Tommy-Boy, you´re an spoilsport! Behave, of I´ll post that "Cat Alley" MP3!
..... "I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist; I'm not a slave to a world that doesn't give a shit".
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GattMan Deactivated User
Melbourne, Australia 129 Posts 1/02
Posted - Sep 10 2002 : 1:09AM
Me scared not at all as Tom said it was a joke I fully got btw I don't think Tom would want to cross a Maltese Australian Planet Sex if you want to try and scare me try a little harder
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1951 Posts 6/01
Posted - Sep 10 2002 : 2:27PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
A-ha! I see a wet spot on your pants!
..... "I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist; I'm not a slave to a world that doesn't give a shit".