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Slider
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110 Posts
7/04
Posted - Jan 13 2005 : 4:34AM
Who, in the history of porn, would you say has (or had):

1. The biggest, fattest cockhead
2. The lowest-hanging, most bull-like balls ever
3. The thickest shaft
4. The longest shaft capable of wood (no Long Dong Silver)
5. The best-looking equipment, overall - from balls to tip. (no, this is not gay - when I say "best-looking", just think of it as "best-looking going into your girl's hole ")

My answers would be as follows:

1. Frank Towers (in 'Backdoor Bradys", Rachel Love is giving him oral, and his cockhead is as big as an apple). Oh, and Tony Tedeschi, honorable mention...
2. Toss-up between Tony Tedeschi, Byron Long, Evan Stone, and gay contract star Barrett Long (who, it is rumored, is thinking about crossing over into straight porn - I, for one, can't wait to see a cute girl playing with that massive equipment!)
3. That Sledgehammer guy(?)(unless it's all just hype and Photoshop), Remigio Zampa, maybe John Holmes
4. Mr. 18 Inch
5. Julian, John Holmes, Barrett Long (flaccid)

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Walter Burns
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IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no.
7564 Posts
11/02
Posted - Jan 13 2005 : 1:37PM
Blake Palmer

Edited: No wait, I got it backwards.

Earlier in the week I saw this English guy in an amateur production with balls that looked positively... funny. Disfigured. Diseased? If I find some time, I will try to make a screen shot.




Hardware said:
"Dairy cows should not be allowed to eat green onions!"

Edited by - Walter Burns on 1/13/2005 1:37:58 PM

costo
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90 Posts
9/10
Posted - Apr 8 2011 : 6:21PM
Shane Diesel I feel fits all those requirements. Except maybe the hardness part
kliment82
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18 Posts
1/20
Posted - May 19 2022 : 7:49PM
1. The biggest, fattest cockhead

SEAN LAWLESS, TONY TEDESCHI, CHRIS CHARMING

2. The lowest-hanging, most bull-like balls ever

MIKEY BUTDERS, RICK MASTERS, EVAN STONE, IAN SCOTT

3. The thickest shaft

MANDINGO, BILLY GLIDE, ERIK EVERHARD

4. The longest shaft capable of wood (no Long Dong Silver)

LEXINGTON STEELE, DANNY D, STEVE HOLMES

5. The best-looking equipment, overall - from balls to tip. (no, this is not gay - when I say "best-looking", just think of it as "best-looking going into your girl's hole ")

MARK ASHLEY, CHRIS CHARMING, LOGAN LONG

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6519 Posts
12/11
Posted - May 20 2022 : 8:45AM
There was a guy named Chad Thomas who was active from 1993 to 2004. I think he was partners with Misty Rain for at least part of his career as they were in a lot of scenes together for a while. He had an above-average size cock but he had a over-sized head on it too. It looked like a mushroom. It was always a treat to see that huge head disappear into petite Misty Rain's little ass.

Here's a shot from "Misty Rain's Worldwide Sex 1" with Chad and Nicole Taylor and shot from "Backseat driver 2" with Misty Rain."

https://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=cthomas/gender=m/chad-thomas.htm

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Lukaku2022
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8 Posts
5/22
Posted - May 20 2022 : 6:43PM
Tommy Lee is the BEST
SirJamesHoey
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�Blow Me� Ron Jeremy
79 Posts
5/22
Posted - Jun 24 2022 : 4:12AM
Lmao I do remember this doode
SirJamesHoey
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�Blow Me� Ron Jeremy
79 Posts
5/22
Posted - Jun 24 2022 : 4:46AM
Kinda gay to say I have preference on what dick gets thrown in a gal.. Heck if there was a porn game on "name that penis" I think I'd be a 2month jeopardy porn champ..

My tops:

Mark Ashley
Kurt Lockwood
Mikey
Scott Nails
Mike John

All of which were/aren't or seem to be douche bags, give a good scene and genuinely are grabbing titties/kissing and still not thinking of baseball and grandma. Well maybe John, but he'd at least bust a couple extra for us.

My least fav:

Muscle men chiseled: just why? Us average dudes need the fantasy of boning down a 9-10. All ya gotta do to get laid is be confident and make ''em laugh. Not have hulk smash that doesn't party or eat carbs

James Dean - he's a douche. Had a great scene w the late great sexy Violet.

Chris Strokes - come on I'm an average 8. Dude is super cock, so unrealistic and the chicks ain't having fun for he most part

Mike "gape gloves" Adriano - I still dig him only cause he bangs the most beauties, but dude can't just get a rhythm. It's like being on the freeway and the asshole in front can't set their cruise control.

Mick Blue - just tired of him lol. He's like the Peter North of the 2000s without the velocity




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