Who, in the history of porn, would you say has (or had):
1. The biggest, fattest cockhead
2. The lowest-hanging, most bull-like balls ever
3. The thickest shaft
4. The longest shaft capable of wood (no Long Dong Silver)
5. The best-looking equipment, overall - from balls to tip. (no, this is not gay - when I say "best-looking", just think of it as "best-looking going into your girl's hole ")
My answers would be as follows:
1. Frank Towers (in 'Backdoor Bradys", Rachel Love is giving him oral, and his cockhead is as big as an apple). Oh, and Tony Tedeschi, honorable mention...
2. Toss-up between Tony Tedeschi, Byron Long, Evan Stone, and gay contract star Barrett Long (who, it is rumored, is thinking about crossing over into straight porn - I, for one, can't wait to see a cute girl playing with that massive equipment!)
3. That Sledgehammer guy(?)(unless it's all just hype and Photoshop), Remigio Zampa, maybe John Holmes
4. Mr. 18 Inch
5. Julian, John Holmes, Barrett Long (flaccid)
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