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I always get a little disappointed when i see a fine ass girl and then find out she doesnt speak much english. I saw North Pole 36 with Tiffany, she didnt say any words in the movie, but i didnt think much of it. I was blown away, but then i found out she was from Europe and i was like "damn" I want her to be the girl next door. Also, the french-canadian girls like Shelby Belle and Kimberly Franklin...I just want to shake them and say "Learn English Damn It" It sort of ruins the mood for me. So many hot girls over there, all of which seem to love it up the ass, whats the deal?
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DenverDon Benevolent
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Posted - Feb 4 2003 : 9:57PM
Maybe they would like to shake you and say "learn French damn it", or some other language.
I would rather be able to see a lot of the hot bods of the Euro girls performing, then not have them in films available to me. I will even put up with dubbing, or sub-titles. (Think Dorcel)
My thoughts anyway, and some times it is 'cute' with the accents that they come out with.
FWIW, Tiffany speaks English, and fairly well too, see XXX Road Trip #2 for proof. Most Czech, Ukrainian and Romanian girls seem to speak English, as do most girls from Budapest itself, but I get the impression that education standards are lower in the Hungarian countryside (and also in mostly rural Slovakia). The Czechs tend to be well educated, and the Ukrainians and Romanians who go to Budapest to make porn are forced to practice their school English in order to communicate, since they don't speak Magyar.
Off the top of my head, here is a list of girls I know to speak English well:
Linda, Ukrainian Polina, Ukrainian Michelle Wild, Hungarian Mandy Bright, Hungarian Dora Ventor, Hungarian Rita Faltoyano, Hungarian (only learned in the past 2 years) Sophie Evans, Hungarian (married to Spaniard Toni Ribas, they needed English to communicate) Jane Darling, Czech Veronika B./Sophie Angel, Hungarian Mia Stone, Hungarian Barbarella, Hungarian Sandra, Romanian Isabella, Romanian Vanessa, Czech Eva/Camen, Czech Vivienne LaRoche, Czech Luisa DeMarco, Czech Sylvia Lancome, Slovak Jessica Young, Hungarian (half South African) Meridian, Czech Krystal DeBoor, Czech Black Widow, Romanian Samantha/Katalin Kiraly, Hungarian Melinda Vescy, Hungarian Alexa Schiffer, Hungarian Karina Play, Ukrainian Sharone/Sylvia, Hungarian Sandra Key/Kay, Latvian (based in Prague, and Czech by some accounts)
I could make a similar list of girls I know don't speak English, but the above are some of the ones I have personally seen speak English in movies, or in behind the scenes moments/casting sequences (or in a few cases, who I have spoken with personally in Vegas), and speak the language well. Many others speak with difficulty, but have a basic grasp of it. And it is important to remember that even when the actresses do know English, they often prefer not to say anything and make a mistake that will be captured on camera, especially when they are nervous already during the filming of a scene. But the above shows there ar eplenty of Euro girls who DO speak English, and thus are better able to interact with their co-stars, the director, and so on. This helps give them less of the deer in headlights look sometimes seen on girls making their first trip to the big bad city (both in Europe and the USA).
futureofporn, I have been to Thailand without speaking Thai, and to Germany without learning to speak German, India without learning to speak Hindi or Tamil, etc. I am grateful for an accepting live-and-let-live world where nobody expects me to learn their language just to suit them.
In some of the porn I have seen with people speaking in a foreign language, it can make it seem a little exotic, and when they murmur and purr and I don't know what they are saying, I can imagine it to be whatever suits me most. Relax and make up your own translation, and make it a hot one!
Personally speaking, I've always had a weakness for foriegn-speaking girls or girls who speak English with a strong accent, and I make no exception to porn.
Personally speaking, I've always had a weakness for foriegn-speaking girls or girls who speak English with a strong accent, and I make no exception to porn.
Here's the English translation of what she is saying:
"future-porn, you are so hot. Baby, I can't wait to get your pants down. Oh, gawd, that is so bi-i-i-i-g, I'm not sure I can handle that....mmmmmmmmmphhhhhhh, mmmmmm."
Let my try and clarify...that fact that the girl cant speak english is only half the battle. I just like American girls a lot more, that communication thing..is just a turn off for me. If she can say "i suck you dick" then thats all good, but I just prefer the type of girl id sit next to geometry class, and i never sat next to any foriegn girls. Dont get me wrong, i think that europe and canada have some of the, if not the most, beautiful women in the world, thats what makes it all the more exciting when i see a beautiful woman made in america. I saw XXX road trip 2, and tiffany didnt seem to know much english in that either. Its hard to explain.
Okay, here's the English translation of what she's saying:
"future-porn, Susie and I have to go help make a float for the homecoming parade, but if I don't practice my Hungarian, I'm gonna get a D in that class."
Tres Vias - review by Captain Jack
Posted - Feb 4 2003 : 9:20PM
