Most Beautiful Porn Star of the 90's 976 Posts 12/05
Posted - Aug 14 2008 : 10:36AM
just found out about his site yesterday, not only is he with Tera Patrick but he gets to bang Teagan Prelsey, Lela Star, Rebecca Linares among others http://www.rockstarpimp.com/
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Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03
Posted - Aug 14 2008 : 10:43AM
I really liked his role on Oz but I cannot stand seeing him in porn. Does Evan actually think he is a rock star or that Biohazard is a popular band?
He was great in OZ, however these scenes are really old. Teagan dont do guys anymore and Madison Scott doesn't have her boobjobs done yet so it seem these updates are quite old.
I wouldn't spend money to watch this guy have his porn star moment. I'm glad if someone like Tera can find a way to make lots of money from porn while only vaguely being an actual performer a decade after they started, since the odds are more likely Burger King or rehab (or Craig's List). But I don't get why anyone is interested in these guys as some porno power couple. I think you're way better off as an A-list porn star (Jenna Haze, say) than a D-list "crossover" celebrity. Edited by - skronker on 8/14/2008 11:19:34 AM
I think he actually hurts Tera's career in some ways. For awhile she was only having sex with him and to me he's just too distracting with his extreme looks. I think they just look odd together and his looks overpower the scenes. He's just a "so-so" performer and doesn't bring anything special to the table. If you've seen one scene with Tera and Evan you get the feeling you've seen them all. Evan would be much better as a "behind the scenes" hubby/partner.
OK, so I know porn is far from enlightened when it comes to race, but was this really necessary?Fucking lame. Also, his ass tattoo is incredibly distracting.
Jazz Hoyt should have stopped showing his dick when Oz went off the air. I poke fun at both TP and Evan all the time on pornnewz.com...they're such an easy target since they put out a Press Release anytime either of them so much as takes a dump.
Biohazard used to be big back in the day. Evan looks way better now than he used to...he was quite portly a few years back and is in great shape compared to what he looked like pre-porn. and his left hand was done by Paul Booth and i think it's pretty cool. flame on about how tattoos are lame in 3..2..1.
I genuinely do not believe he has any steady source of income besides his wife's career; I think it is the main reason he started performing on camera. He's likely the reason why she comes across poorly in interviews; he tells her what to say and makes her think that she is a bigger star than she is in reality. She used to be a name, but now she is fading. Her old movies sell better than her new ones. Edited by - moodyblues on 8/16/2008 12:12:35 AM
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1042 Posts 6/05
Posted - Aug 16 2008 : 2:42AM
Jeez, who couldn't see that coming, that her career would tank. She couldn't do better than that creature? He's Gollom, she's the precious. Aside from being utterly revolting to look at, he's pissed off and alienated everyone who has ever gone to a meet and greet by hovering over her like the jealous, overprotective leech of his meal ticket he is. Hopefully Tera will smarten up while she still has some of her looks left and can squeeze a good year or two out without him.
Most Beautiful Porn Star of the 90's 976 Posts 12/05
Posted - Aug 16 2008 : 11:38AM
he supposedly has a scene with Audrey Bitoni and about 100 other girls in the vault. To be honest this guy is very distracting with his tattoos and he is not that good a performer so I will refrain from watching anymore of his stuff. And BTW he had that stomach stapling surgery so that his how he lost the weight not from working out or anything, he is far from great shape
Some say 'Make love, not war'.....I say you can do both, if you budget your time 578 Posts 9/04
Posted - Aug 16 2008 : 3:51PM
People are always hatin' on Evan. But I figure, if a bald middle-aged chubby bastard like him can become a rockstar, pornstar, Hollywood actor, entrepreneur, and get a license to fuck Tera Patrick...then maybe there's hope for us all!
Hope for all of us that we can find a meal ticket to latch on to? Some pornstars were talking about this on the radio awhile ago. They said how so many strippers and pornstars hook up with down and out "rock stars" who really haven't made it and never will and work their butts off stripping or doing scenes to support their guy who does nothing but get involved with what they're doing but can't/don't make any money on their own. I think Evan isn't/wasn't quite as bad as what I describe but he's not much better. If his own career was going well he would've dumped it all to latch on to Tera's career. You don't see Tito dumping his career to get involved with Jenna's.
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181 Posts 9/07
Posted - Aug 16 2008 : 6:46PM
If my dick was that small, I certainly wouldn't show it in porn, regardless of who I'm banging.
What's kinda funny is a few years ago before I'd ever seen Evan in a scene he and Tera were on the Howard Stern show and when Tera was asked what attracted her to Evan she said because he seemed to be such a "badboy" with his attitude and tattoos and because she saw his penis and thought it was so big. I remember thinking to myself "Wow. This girl's been with pornstars, for her to think Evan was so big he must be huge." I was surprised when I finally saw Evan in a scene. It makes me think that lots of people must've been commenting on Evan's size for her to throw the size reference in the way she did.
Which makes Tera look a fool because she has always gone on and on and on about being a size queen and runs from small dicks. Well she didn't run from this one. She married it.
Well, what girl is going to go onto the Stern show and say, "Yeah, my hubby has a wienie." When she said that they probably weren't expecting him to be performing in front of the camera.
Just found his site. So many pretty girls ... what a waste for this ridiculous wannabe pornstar. He's ugly and far from being a real pornstar. If Tera wants to fuck him, fine. That's her problem. But don't do it in front of a camera. Makes me fuckin'
Posted - Aug 14 2008 : 10:36AM
