Click here [link removed: No link shorterners] That's a blog I created where I posted a couple of my favorite screen grabs of Evan Stone's balls. It's not so much the size of each of his balls that's impressive, as it is how low his nut sack hangs. I've seen him pull it up with his hands while he fucks a woman particularly hard, so it must be a bit of a nuisence at times...but I agree with you that it's impressive and unbelievably HOT! Hope he makes videos for years to come!
Now, here's a unique topic for a non-gay Forum. Talking about a guy's dick or balls is usually only about how big a dick he has. But in Evan's case, you kinda gotta notice that low hanging sac. Which is a problem. I don't think a low hanging ball sac is considered "healthy" by the medical establishment. I also seem to remember reading somewhere about one of the effects of environmental pollution being elongated ball sacs--which makes me think it's not a good thing. So I'm not a fan of the low-sac look. Having said that, I totally respect Evan as a performer. He's a solid stud who can deliver an energetic fuck--without degrading or abusing his partner. So, I enjoy his scenes in spite of the ball sac.
Just another bare bum in the shiower 1739 Posts 12/04
Posted - Jun 28 2008 : 8:55AM
Two things always come to mind when watching Evan Stone. Firstly, the old saying that you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear - well, you probably can make a pretty impressive purse out of Evan's ball sack. Secondly, Nick Nolte talking about having to get a scrotum lift when he got older as he kept accidentally sitting on his balls - ouch!!!! Evan unfortunately probably always gets wet balls whenever he sits on a toilet.
I just did a scene with him the other day, and man they are big...wish I could stuff 'em in my holes. But I still have the biggest balls of them all;) the fuck junkie ♠
I'm not a scumbag, YOU'RE a scumbag. Also, I am. 54 Posts 5/08
Posted - Jul 1 2008 : 9:31AM
Holy shit, Sasha. That was the greatest thing I've ever heard in my life. Also, this is the third time in the past week I have been in a conversation about Evan Stone's nutsack. Is the universe trying to tell me something?
Had it.... not even close to funny....I think this is now offically the greatest thread ever. Wasn't there a ball thread awhile ago that discussed his balls in great detail. I would laugh my balls off if Evan ever did show up.
^LOL. Whenever I see a pickup truck going down the highway with it's trailer hitch adorned with those Bulls Balls/Truck Nutz I immediately think of Evan.
http://adrenalynn.tumblr.com this industry has made me cold 570 Posts 2/08
Posted - Jul 20 2008 : 3:54AM
in my personal life i dont care if a penis is 14 inches i LOVE MASSIVE BALLS. and evans yours were great! thanks for breakin me in on my first fmf on film :] *making it ok for pornstars to have tattoos* www.theoneandolyadrenalynn.com
This sounds like a good new curseword or pejorative...picture it. Man accidentaly hits his hand hard with a hammer and yells "Evan Stone's Balls that hurt!!!"
You can be crazy or ugly, but not both. 122 Posts 6/04
Posted - Jul 21 2008 : 12:27AM
One, two, three, everybody sing! Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier? Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
^^^ Funny stuff... Evan Stone is one of the funniest porn actors, in BTS and whatnot he seems like a genuinely cool guy. I bet he would love the turn this thread has gone.
On a related topic, have you seen John Strong's balls? Its almost like he has no sack, just a cock eminating from his torso, yet streams of cum still shoot forth from somewhere. Interesting
I got to grab Evans Balls Yesterday the Erotica (new zealands adult video convention) and i told him about this thread, he said he hadnt read but he did say his low balls are more of an inconvenience because there are certain positions he cant do because they get in the way of the pussy when he does them, like dogie style for instance, and when he does a DP he always has to be the guy on the bottom.
(Quote from Algalirept: On a related topic, have you seen John Strong's balls? Its almost like he has no sack, just a cock emanating from his torso, yet streams of cum still shoot forth from somewhere.) Actually people don't need balls to ejaculate. Hermaphrodite girls ejaculate just like anyone else with a dick even though they don't have balls (and she can probably literally fuck herself). I have a DVD that proves this, but it is likely out of print by now.
Goddamn, That picture really captures their essence. His set of twig & berries were not ment for a human. They're more suited for a baby stallion or something of that nature.
The last time I checked, this is a forum about PORN...and that makes men's bodies fair game. I know you're used to everything in the world being about YOUR desires (it's a world created BY straight people, FOR straight people), but you're gonna have to get used to us not being closeted and silent anymore.
Jesus! I have watched hundreds of scenes with Evan Stone and I have NOT ONCE even noticed the size of his balls. But now, thanks to you people, I will probably never be able to ignore them in future scenes I watch... :-)