I recently recieved my order of Finger Pleasures #9. And I must say I am disappointed and would suggest that no one pay more than 4.98 for it. Unfortunately I did. As you all might know I am a fan of chicks masturbating. The problem is that there is not much of that genre available on DVD right now and the reviews of them are scarce. So I take chances and am now going to vent.
Finger Pleasures #9: You have to strain to hear the women talk dirty over the music. That awful 15-30 second loop of repetitive music. Did she say "I like to pet my pussy when it's wet" or "I have to take my pet pussy to the vet"?
2nd Gripe: Don't you just hate it when you think you need to adjust your tracking and then you realize you are watching a DVD. Hey Pleasure Productions, take the five dolars you spent on music and use it to provide a decent transfer! I wish I had my damn $18 back.
Kaylan Nicole #11: NOT a masturbation video. The plot is about a chick who masturbates, ..but unfortunately she apparently decides to do almost all of it off of camera. And what a shame, because I took one look at Kaylan Nicole and I spent the next five minutes trying to get my tongue back in my mouth. Some people may like this DVD, but don't buy it for Kaylan Nicole masturbating. By the time you grab the tissue the scene will be over.
Falcon's Forbidden Fantasies: Once again mostly loud boring music. And a few of the girls looked a bit young. Won't watch those scenes and should probably burn the damn thing. Wish I had my $10 back.
If these companies want to make good masturbation flicks they could look at the following:
First and foremost: The scene with Brooke (AKA Tera Patrick) in Real Sex Magazine 22. Totally hot chick. Sound is so good you can HEAR how wet her pussy is.
Diva Girls: Although it does have music, most of the chicks are hot and the production is first class.
Girlfriend: DAMN!!! Racquel Darrian and Janine doing sensual solos. I think I even liked the music, but how can you notice anything else when Racquel's ass is on screen.
To emphasize the comments intended not exclusively for the makers of masturbation movies:
1. What the woman has to say is always more important than making your cousin happy by putting his music in the movie.
2. There is a reason why DVD players don't have a tracking adjustment.
3. I want my damn money back!!!
And for ADT, can we have a forum called "Don't Buy this Stupid Ass DVD"
To quote Denis Miller:
That's just my opion, I may be wrong"
...but I don't think so
The revolution has begun
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"If you will suck my soul, I will lick your funky emotions"
-from Parliament/Funkadelic