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Beaver
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137 Posts
11/01
Posted - Mar 18 2002 : 7:16PM
I always read on here how fabulous Evil Angel & Jules Jordan are so naturally I went and picked up some of his DVDs. I got Ass Worship 1&2 and Flesh Hunter. As much as I love watching a fine woman take it up the ass, I think these guys take it WAY TOO FAR! I find absolutely nothing stimulating about a woman stretching her ass so wide open you could fit the end of a baseball bat up there, what is up with that? I find it downright disgusting. Not to mention that I did not find any of the women in any of those 3 DVDs particularly attractive, in fact some of them are just plain fugly... (of course I guess you have to find women like that to degrade themselves the way they do).. I for one will be getting rid of these DVDs and stearing clear of them in the future...
BIGmike
B-I-G-m-i-k-e

2335 Posts
3/01
Posted - Mar 18 2002 : 7:22PM
Different strokes for different folks.

You read the reviews, you saw the covers(?), and you still bought the DVDs.

You should've known that by the reviews and posts within this forum and on this site that they contain some serious ass fucking.

sorry to hear about your not liking 'em.

Steve K.
Deactivated User

840 Posts
11/01
Posted - Mar 18 2002 : 8:05PM
well, well, well I guess you should stick with run-of-the-mill porn and you can find that with Wicked, VCA, Vivid, and New Machine dvds. Evil Angel isn't for everyone and just isn't for you. I don't know if any of the girls are fugly in FH & AW 1 & 2, but everyone is entitled to an opinion.
Asmodeus
Lord of Lust

az-mo-day-us
6338 Posts
10/01
Posted - Mar 18 2002 : 8:52PM
Hey Beaver, I must say I got quite a good laugh when I read your post! But as BIGmike already said, how can you not know about the nasty repuation of these particular titles after reading about them and Evil Angel at this forum? And if you saw the covers and know how graphic they are, why did you still buy them?! That just doesn't make any sense to me but I guess it is to be expected if you've never seen a movie from the Evil Empire. And as Steve stated, maybe you should stick to more tamer stuff from now on - it would be in your best interest I'm sure! And if you are serious about getting rid of those DVD's perhaps you can sell or trade them here. I'm sure many others would definitely wanna take them off your hands...hehe
Beaver
Member

137 Posts
11/01
Posted - Mar 18 2002 : 11:22PM
I know I know. I just thought I would try something new. Anyway, yes I was serious about getting rid of them. I have listed all three of them on Ebay: Ass Worship 1, Ass Worship 2, and Flesh Hunter. If anyone is interstested my ebay name is "thebeaverman" if you want to look up my auctions. I think I'm asking $20 a piece for them. Ass Worship 1 is still sealed and new and the others only viewed once...
 
HoustonDon
Member

Houston
561 Posts
11/99
Posted - Mar 19 2002 : 12:57AM
Beaver, I like Evil Angel a lot myself but I also find nothing stimulating about gapes and stretching asses baseball bat size. Their movies remind me of an old saying, "A little goes a long way". I have seen a fair number of their women with ass zits, and other blemishes which may turn on the weirder members of society though but usually they are at least average. BTW, $20 each for used dvds-I think not!

Steve: using Wicked and Vivid or New Machine in the same sentence is like saying Ed Powers is the same thing as John Stagliano (and we both know that isn't true).

While much of E.A.'s gonzo stuff is well done, no one is going to suggest it has as much mass appeal as most Wicked features. Each is a different niche and therefore not truly comparable.

RoccoFan
Member

337 Posts
2/02
Posted - Mar 19 2002 : 9:00AM
Let's be real for a minute. There were far too many posts from too many people stating in graphic detail what was present in all of those DVD's for someone to think otherwise.

HoustonDon: As for ass zits and other imperfections.....the search for perfection is futile. I know some models look as if they just escaped from a leper colony (See some of the pieces of work that Extreme gets for their Cocksmokers series). But non of the women in these titles come any where close to that. If I were to stress about imperfect females I'd be at serious danger of blurring the line between porn fantasy and human reality. Porn isn't about perfection, it's about fantasy. I can keep that straight...I hope you can also.

RoccoFan
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6409 Posts
11/99
Posted - Mar 19 2002 : 9:03AM
Beaver - every director at Evil Angel makes very different movies. I haven't seen the ones you got, but I've seen (and liked) a couple Buttman titles and one in the Please series. All of them did a much better job with foreplay and lead-in than most "couples" porn.
Steve K.
Deactivated User

840 Posts
11/01
Posted - Mar 19 2002 : 9:37AM
Don,

I was simply saying that those studios produce much tamer stuff and he would be better off with that. I wasn't comparing either of those studios.

magnuspym
Member

USA
78 Posts
6/01
Posted - Mar 19 2002 : 10:37AM
I have to admit I am getting sick of our el-ass-ticized gonzo fan contingent acting like all other porn fans are somehow sub-par. I will say that Beaver must have known what he might be getting into if he did his research, but I commend him for at least being willing to try something new.

I am a huge fan of well-done porn, from Barely Legal to 70s classics to Private to my search for "The Perfect Toy-Free Lesbian Scene" to, yes, some Evil Angel including first and foremost Jules Jordan. I happen to think that a fine female behind is pretty much the pinnacle of earthly beauty, and I like the occasional "hard" scene involving serious anal and deep-throating, etc. (not slapping, choking, spitting, which is why I tried Rocco and decided I didn't like it). Although sometimes they go a little over the top, I think Flesh Hunter and Ass Worship 1 are excellent dvds that fulfill the slightly sluttier side of my erotic fantasies (Bella Donna is a perfect example-- I know some people find her unattractive, but I think she is VERY hot in a dirty-girl sort of way, and even actually cute in a weird way with her black hair and gap teeth).

Anyway, getting off subject. The point is that a lot of different people like a lot of different porn, and there is a place here at ADT for everyone. I don't know if there is a link between the type of porn people watch and the way they express their opinions, but it seems like all of the extreme fans here post as if they are porn apostles and the rest of us are the unwashed masses waiting for enlightenment. Sorry to break it to you, guys, but just because you'd like to see a magnum of champagne sticking out of Monica Sweetheart's rectal cavity does not make you better than the rest of us.

Live and let live, I say.

mp

RoccoFan
Member

337 Posts
2/02
Posted - Mar 19 2002 : 10:55AM
The funny thing is I've always viewed it the other way. One thing that gives me this view is that non-raincoaters always make-up sexacts as examples that have never appeared on DVD's being discussed. I've never seen a champagne bottle in Monica Sweetheart's ass. That said, live and let live has always been my motto.

Boat Drinks!!!!

RoccoFan
The Madman Cumeth!!

HoustonDon
Member

Houston
561 Posts
11/99
Posted - Mar 19 2002 : 12:01PM
Rocco, I could name a dozen women or more who don't have the various blemishes that turn me off. That doesn't mean they are perfect, although I could probably start a poll and many might find them perfect. My interests do not have me searching out leper colonies (or Extreme Associates) for women.

As far as magnus's comments about champagne bottles, to be fair, some of you do seem to like as large a gape as possible-one of you even including it in his sig line...

Steve, I suppose I misunderstood your tone since it sure seemed like you were being dismissive of Wicked, in particular, on a regular basis. I think your comments about it being "run of the mill" proves my point. I'm cool with the concept of different strokes for different folks, are you? Wicked seems to spend a lot more time than pretty much any other company with their dvd releases-bar none. They sometimes stumble, and I point it out in my reviews, but overall, their finished product is superior.

Magus, I agree with your porn apostle comments-especially lately they seem to be pushing it too. It makes me react about the same way as when Jahova's Witnesses come knocking on my door...

magnuspym
Member

USA
78 Posts
6/01
Posted - Mar 19 2002 : 12:49PM
RoccoFan--

The champagne bottle bit was not intended as a citation of an actual porn event, although if Mike Quasar wants to purchase the intellectual rights to that particular act from me I would be happy to negiotiate an appropriate fee.

You may notice that in my post I did not write "...you enjoy seeing a magnum of champagne sticking out of Monica Sweetheart's rectal cavity...", but rather used the subjunctive form that follows: "... you'd like['would like' as in 'wish'] to see a magnum of champagne sticking out of Monica Sweetheart's rectal cavity..."

That, my friend, is an example of hyperbole. And the point of my post was that many members here lay out cogent arguments-- or at least interesting opinions backed up by some sort of clear reasoning or good humor-- while others fling handfuls of shit against the wall and see what sticks. By and large, the shit-flingers seem to be fans of EXTREME-ly hardcore flicks, and their flinging seems to come from oddly 'holier than thou' pedestals considering the content they are championing.

Damn. I promised myself I wouldn't get vindictive.

This is NOT saying that there is anything wrong with liking that stuff-- I found my line, you are welcome to find yours. Just stop implying that those who do not share your tastes 'don't get it' somehow. BTW, I would gladly vote for Bella Donna for Performer of the 1st Quarter, 2002.

mp

Mr. Bulbous
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An ass that's a true Starr.
117 Posts
3/02
Posted - Mar 19 2002 : 8:06PM
I hear what you're saying Beaver. I pretty much skipped on the new Evil Angel/Jules stuff (Ass Worship, Flesh Hunter) mainly because of said ass sports (stretching). Not to mention jizz farts. yum. Stretching/gaping enough to drop a pop can inside an ass is seriously nothing I care for...

I'll definitely check out Jules titles in the future that suit my tastes. The Lex the Impaler titles (including cast of LTI #2) sound good to me.

-Mr. Bulbous
"Move me and move me again..."
-King's X

bjs
Member

NC
184 Posts
10/00
Posted - Mar 20 2002 : 3:38PM
Just curious Beaver - you said that you found none of the women in those 3 DVDs attractive, yet you said that Ass Worship 1 is still sealed. So I'm wondering how you watched it if its still sealed? Obviously the other two titles gave you enough of a feel for the material to know it wasn't for you, but it sounds like you didn't even watch AW 1.



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