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joeblow69
Member


946 Posts
2/00
Posted - Apr 16 2001 : 11:12PM

Now that I have your attention, whatever you do, DON'T buy this movie.

I watched this one with my boyfriend, and we kept looking over at each other in disbelief. Oh, the humanity!

Edited by - joeblow69 on Apr 16 2001

Evil_Rip
Senior Member

Power overwhelming
1117 Posts
12/99
Posted - Apr 17 2001 : 12:25AM
"Just when you think you've seen the worst porn has to offer, along comes a new company to lower the standards to depths previously believed unfathomable."

I've seen some bad shit too...
but I like how you gave it a negative value on worth..

Evil_RIP

Purepauluk
Member

UK - Manchester
24 Posts
3/01
Posted - Apr 17 2001 : 10:50AM
Hey Joeblow your so right there. I bought this too, its utter tripe.

Extreme - It was not
4 hours long - It was not
Photo gallery - None exsistant
Hardcore - well yeah it was but ive seen MUCH better.

Hey jowblow read this if you bought it from fivestardvd

Here!

Edited by - purepauluk on Apr 17 2001

joeblow69
Member

946 Posts
2/00
Posted - May 18 2001 : 5:40PM
Holy, moly... I was just looking around at FiveStar's gay section, and it turns out that this is their #2 best selling DVD! I guess with a name like "Extreme Anal Assault" you're going to attract some uneducated buyers.

But just imagine how many of these puppies would sell if the movie as actually any good!

If all it takes is a catchy name to sell DVDs, why don't we download some crappy porn off the internet, write it to DVDs, and give em names like:

Bavarian Butt Battery
or
Outrageous O-ring Onslaught

We'll make millions!

Edited by - joeblow69 on May 18 2001

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6409 Posts
11/99
Posted - May 19 2001 : 11:59AM
joeblow - you have to throw bareback somewhere in the title - make sure it says Four Hours of Gaping Assholes on the box - and sell it for under $10 - ding, ding, ding we have a winner!
 
Evil_Rip
Senior Member

Power overwhelming
1117 Posts
12/99
Posted - May 19 2001 : 1:59PM
don't forget to put Uncensored...

Evil_RIP




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