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the french tickler
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Deep in the heart of man
154 Posts
8/02
Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 12:26AM
What happened to pops whilst titucking,handjobs and good ld fashioned pop in the pussy these shouldn't be a "NICHE" they should be a part of interesting erotic mainstream porn.
Plaid_Retina
Member

114 Posts
2/04
Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 1:42AM
I have to say that I somewhat agree. It's a tad predictable and not particularly spontaneous.

The other thing that kinda bothers me is that it seems rare these days that the guy gets off because of the woman. So many scenes end with a cut to a guy jacking off for 30 seconds to a minute before he sploos.

pornopunk
Senior Member

1343 Posts
2/04
Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 1:47AM
Their are alot of titles devoted to creampies. Cumdrippers, Internal Cumbustion, Internal Affairs and plenty of others.
the french tickler
Member

Deep in the heart of man
154 Posts
8/02
Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 1:49AM
What about a soapy titfuck that just leads to plain intercourse
Man I should be a porn director .... It's so easy
And how do song license's work surely a director of say a wicked feature should be able to cram a few good tunes in there instead of relying on john leslie beats. Huh .......prove me wrong peeps
the french tickler
Member

Deep in the heart of man
154 Posts
8/02
Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 1:57AM
Pornopunk why should they be "NICHE" markets if even red light district is releasing "one on one" titles i.e straight fucking between one girl and one guy for the morons, I relealise red light district is casting around because they haven't released a good title for a while but it just confirms that industry porn people seem to think that if they stick to showering cum on a girl in one film and deflowering her analy in another is another receipe for success. I cynically believe that companys now only bother putting out titles that lead to a series unless they have a jules jordan, lexington steele direct at their beck and call in which case they can produce a throwaway title.
 
pornopunk
Senior Member

1343 Posts
2/04
Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 1:58AM
Movies focused only on titfucking would be good. I have a long list of babes I'd like to see in it too. Avy Scott immediately comes to mind.
DenverDon
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Firmly Embedded in Depravity
5914 Posts
7/02
Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 6:39AM
mod note:

the french tickler,

Read the Forum Etiquette. Someone wanting to watch something that you don't want to watch does not translate into a production for morons.

HeyNow All-Star Supporter
Oblivious

Gold Star Hey!
5965 Posts
1/03
Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 6:45AM
Yes, let us ban all facials. The guys can just pull out and pop into a kleenex. Perhaps in some of the more risque titles the guy could wipe this wet kleenex onto the girls face?

(Kidding)

SickNick
Member

265 Posts
5/03
Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 7:01AM
I agree! One of the major reasons I don't rent porn as much as I used to is because there is too much emphasis on facials. Vaginal and anal creampies are almost non-exisistant compared to the volume of facials out there. But oh well! It's the industry's loss for leaving out a part of the market!!
Ramsey
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Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 7:09AM
I'm also not a big fan of facials, not at all actually. I would rather see some anal creampies instead including cumfarting.
nickdel
Member

281 Posts
2/04
Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 9:18AM
On the other hand, I'm tired of the same shoot-across-the-mouth-and-miss-most-of-the-time facials as well as the here's-a-few-drops-on-your-chin facials. I know I'm probably in the wrong thread for support of facials, but I rarely watch a movie that does not contain 'good' facials unless there's something specific like squirting, a certain actress, a particularly engrossing BJ, some hot g/g stuff, etc. For me, the facial is at least %60 responsible for my movie selection. Call me kooky.
Cyberchicken
Member

900 Posts
4/02
Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 9:35AM
There's no reason to complain anymore.

There are creampie movies, facial movies, and swallowing movies, so there's something for everyone.

Buy what you want, and ignore the rest.

CC

Bill All-Star Supporter
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5334 Posts
6/00
Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 10:03AM
Maybe they could call a series like that Titty Fuckers.
SickNick
Member

265 Posts
5/03
Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 10:04AM
But there is not enough of the rest! Too much of one thing and not enough of the other! Facials are much too common and creampies are too rare!!
nietzsche
Deactivated User

5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 10:22AM
I love facials and swallowing. I never want them to end. If there were neither of these things, I would scarcely watch porn.
 
HeyNow All-Star Supporter
Oblivious

Gold Star Hey!
5965 Posts
1/03
Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 12:57PM
On a slightly related topic, I would like to see a normal office gal take a facial from guy after guy while talking on the phone.

Mike Rubinstein
Devil's Film

104 Posts
1/04
Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 2:14PM
Bill,

Check out the series TITS & ASS , this series is all about titty and ass fucking, no vag.

MIKE RUBINSTEIN
OWNER
DEVIL'S FILM INC.

gbg32
Member

166 Posts
1/04
Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 2:39PM
WHOAH, are you being facetious?

if not, be prepared to have your little ass handed back to you.

pornopunk
Senior Member

1343 Posts
2/04
Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 3:51PM
Bill Wrote: Maybe they could call a series like that Titty Fuckers.

Yeah, I knew their were probably some out there, but none featuring featuring newer more well-known girls,at least that I've seen.

Mike, I have purchased two volumes of the Tits & Ass series, and they are great. Gauge's scene in volume 2 is off the charts!

mefisto66
Deactivated User

Buenos Aires, Argentina
154 Posts
2/03
Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 5:52PM
I agree with Ramsey.
Mike Rubinstein
Devil's Film

104 Posts
1/04
Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 6:36PM
pornopunk,

Thanks for that. I'm not sure if you've seen T&A #1, but it's a must.
The Bella/Mark Davis scene is a classic.

Best Regards,

MIKE RUBINSTEIN
OWNER
DEVIL'S FILM INC.

pornopunk
Senior Member

1343 Posts
2/04
Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 8:14PM
Mike I have have volume 1 and 2 of the series. Bella's scene is a classic I also enjoyed Monika Sweetheart/Sean Michaels scene. She handles him with such ease.
Polvere19
Member

64 Posts
8/03
Posted - Mar 8 2004 : 12:12AM
I agree 100% with this thread. These days, I always make sure I read a review on a movie before I purchase. If more than 50% of the movie involves facials then I don't bother purchasing it.

I'm still waiting for a nice anally themed movie where the emphasis is pop shots ON the ass (not in it). I purchased a Private movie with this theme but didn't find it very good, so am still looking.

It drives me nuts to see a beautiful girl getting screwed in the ass then they cum on her damn face. Grrr !

It's been quite hard to find a movie like that, so no I don't agree that there is "something for everyone". Once you remove the facially obsessed movies there's a pretty skinny selection left to choose from.

Mike_Rach
Member

89 Posts
10/03
Posted - Mar 8 2004 : 5:11PM
Nah, keep the facials! Although there aren't nearly as many good facials, that is a pretty face who looks like she enjoys being splooged on, smiles up and goes back at the cock. Dani Woodward in North Pole 41 comes to mind...
nickdel
Member

281 Posts
2/04
Posted - Mar 8 2004 : 8:50PM
I'm not sure, but I think there was a series called Wax That Ass and I seem to remember it included what you were talking about.

But, you also said that most of the movies out there seem to dwell on the facial cumshot. Which ones? I can think of maybe 5 titles out there that center on facial cumshots (and I have excluded compilations completely) - AND contain GOOD cumshots. Just because the boxcover has six girls with a couple of drops of cum on their chin does not mean it includes facials. At least for me. If there's no cum above the upper lip, and/or it's only a tiny bit where ever it is, it's not a facial.

 
Polvere19
Member

64 Posts
8/03
Posted - Mar 9 2004 : 1:11AM
Thanks for the tip. The series looks interesting, but unfortunately the few places I've checked either don't have it or have a copy on VHS (I can only play DVD).
I didn't actually state that most movies dwell on facials, because given facials bore me I haven't looked into specialist facial movies. All I'm saying is that if the pop shot on on the face, intended for the face or going anywhere near the face, I'm generally not going to purchase said movie.

Case in point - I purchased Flesh Hunter 6 a few weeks ago. Given the defition of facial that you list, this movie probably doesn't "dwell" on facials - but for me, every scene had a cum shot on the face. I've watched it once and doubt I'll ever watch it again, I'll probably just trade it in. Teaches me to pay more attention to reviews before I buy

Second case in point - saw a movie for sale called Gooey Buns. Seems like a pretty good, safe bet to me. But reading the review at CARV, of the 5 scenes, three of them include pop shots on the face. I mean why bother calling it Gooey Buns ? I'll probably get it because the last scene is exactly what I want - two girls, the guy cums on Oliva's butt and Autumn licks it off. Sounds perfect, if only I could find a movie that was dedicated to such things.

On the positive side, the lack of such movies means my porn purchasing easily stays within my budget

Edit: OK, I see I used the phrase "facially obsessed" in my prior post. Sorry 'bout that - didn't mean to imply that most movies concentrate on the art of facial ejaculation, rather that most mainstream porn is simply a collection of 5 to 6 scenes with every pop shot directed at or on the girl(s) face. Sorry for the confusion.

Edited by - Polvere19 on 3/9/2004 1:15:03 AM

scrotencemalone
Deactivated User

167 Posts
12/03
Posted - Mar 9 2004 : 1:44PM
without facials porn would be 25% less entertaining
especially the facial bloopers
abradarba
Member

89 Posts
2/04
Posted - Mar 10 2004 : 12:28AM
Polvere19 wrote:
>I'm still waiting for a nice anally themed movie where the >emphasis is pop shots ON the ass (not in it). I purchased >a Private movie with this theme but didn't find it very >good, so am still looking.

>It drives me nuts to see a beautiful girl getting screwed >in the ass then they cum on her damn face. Grrr !

The problem is ORIGINALITY, or lack of it. French Tickler said he could be a porn director, "it's so easy", and HeyNow has a fantasy about an office girl getting cummed on. Okay, the point is; the good directors bust their hump to get camera angles, get the girls to look hot, keep their wood up, etc. etc. But they just CANNOT come up with an original idea. Once they tap into a formula, it's the same thing over and over, in and out, out and in, pop on her face. My advice: Try, Try and Try to come up with new ideas. Please.

Here's some: Do a creampie, then stick in a dildo, lick it off. Cum on her tits, smear them on a glass shower door. Do a facial, scrape the cum off with a popsicle stick, lick it off. Pop on a girl's bubble gum bubble, she keeps chewing. Do a facial, wipe it all off with her hair. Cum on a plate, have her press her face into it. Pop on her back, like in the vintage days, have it drip down her ass as she stands up. Creampie and a surprise lesbian scene. Cum swap with a filled condom. Girl rubs cum all over other girl's ass, tits, anything. Girl tries to cork a cumming dick with her tongue. Guy mashes his dick up against her face while cumming. Come in her ear. (Serious. Ever seen that?) Hell, come in her hands and then let her smear it. One girl forces another to try a facial. Come on a lollipop while she's licking. Cum on a celery stick, crunch, crunch. Come from a table top, let her try to dive for it, like catching a peanut. Cum over a girl curled up fetal position on the floor. How about: girl licks cum dribbles off an umbrella! How about something really twisted: guy pinches off the end of his dick, finishes cumming, then drools the cum out into her mouth and face. (Better not be Peter North, he'd rupture his urethra.) I've got a million of 'em.

Polvere19
Member

64 Posts
8/03
Posted - Mar 10 2004 : 12:56AM
I think you've hit the nail directly on the head !

If a facial was every so often, they would probably be interesting. The fact that most directors depend so heavily on them reduces alot of movies to essentially 'one scene' movies.

With many movies, there is no incentive to watch all of the scenes because they are all so linear. Oral -> Vag -> maybe Anal -> Facial. So all that happens is you find the scene with the cutest girl and watch that. Why bother watching the other scenes ? You know how it starts and what you are going to see at the end - the only variable is often the chemistry factor between the actors. This problem reduces the value of the movie.

At the end of the day you'd think directors would be keen to make each scene stand out. Ending every scene with an obligatory facial makes that so much less likely.




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