Reviewers Recommend Tres Vias - review by Captain Jack Starring: Christian Clay, Alex Jones, Blake Blossom, Azul Hermosa, Madi Collins, Matthew Meier, Melanie Marie, Sky Wonderland, Eve Sweet, Rikako Katayama, Vixi Rafi. Read review
Is all this in your mind or do you feel this way based on some sort of facts? I don't understand the mindset that Kim must have butt implants because she has a big butt on a sorta normal sized body. Is Kim's body type one you've never seen on a girl who didn't have butt implants before? Is her body so impossible to have naturally it can't be real? Again I have to ask where do you guys live? There are plenty of places in the US Kim could walk around and not stand out (body-wise) even a little bit.
If she's had fat injections into her butt, you probably wouldn't be able to tell. On the other hand, having lipo-sculpture, a so-called Berazilian butt lift, isn't as fake as having ass implants.
I live in the Kentucky and I live in a city which happens to be home to the state's flagship university. So please believe me when I say I see plenty of normal, healthy college girls with nice, big asses on a daily basis. I will say that the impression that her ass is fake was spurred by this photo: http://anemicroyalty.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/kim_anemi.jpg
i guess every one has a right to have their sensibility offended, as long as it isn't a way to try to gossip, I'll take a big shnoz over a bad nose job any day, I saw that brazilian butt job on DR. 90320 and that was neat
Some asses do looke fake, but I do know that some girl just have too much ass. D Derek and H Mayne would be my choices for fake asses, but I ould be wrong about Heidi. Either way, I love big ass and I love fake tits, so both of those women are fuckable in my book.
Your inquisitveness is infectious... 586 Posts 4/05
Posted - Dec 3 2007 : 10:10PM
They've (whoever they are, anyway) been saying Nicole "Coco" Austin (aka Mrs. Ice-T) got her ass done. I don't know about that, but I'm flip-crazy over that tushy. Damn.
Stop the presses.....RP and I actually agree on something:) Baby fat is to a woman's body what muscles are to a man's body. Their figures just don't look as good without it.
Well, I'll just say this much. I hate ass implants. Leave the ass alone, ladies. I'm not a titty man. So, I don't care if u have fake tits. But leave the booty alone. Kim Kardashian has a fake booty? I don't know about that one. I don't think CoCo's ass is fake either. Naomi had a killer ass, but she lost that due to the industry washing her up and playing her out too much! And I'll slap the dog-shit out of anybody who says Flower Tucci's ass is fake. Flower Tucci's ass is REAL! Can't you tell with the stretchmarks she's sporting (no pun intended)??!!
That ass is horrible. That woman (I think) shouldn't be in porn. Does she post here? She really needs to do something about that, or stop trying to put it in the air. She needs implants. I am all about them now that I have seen that picture. There is a market for these things.
+1 I honestly don't know what the appeal of a body like that would be. The only thing I could do with that ass is iron my shirt on it!
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"Allow me to extend my hand in friendship and shake yo fuckin neck" 82 Posts 10/07
Posted - Dec 5 2007 : 9:03PM
just because a girl has a small shapely ass (not boney and flat) doesnt mean she looks like a boy or crackhead. ill take a nice fit girl over a blobby ass like all these new porn girls have, the thing is smaller asses have a better chance of no cellulite or stretch marks and smaller asses girls wont turn dumpy after their 20's. and u mean to tell me u wouldnt fuck a hot chick with a small ass???!! gimme a break some of my fav pornstars arent known for having a big ass, look at jenna haze! you gonna tell me thats not fuckable cuz she aint got a big ole flabby booty.
ok, for those of you who like the big ass, just take your girlfriend to McDonalds on a daily basis and before you know it you got the ass of your dreams right next to you.
And for those who like boney asses reminiscent of a male adolescent, just lock your gf up for 2 weeks and feed her nothing but water. You'll have the girl of your dreams in your lap faster than you can say anorexic. If that fails, inject her regularly with testosterone. She'll lose those ugly feminine curves in no time. Good luck!
Ok, for all you guys that like small asses (boyish butts) take your girl to the gym on a daily basis, feed her as on lettuce and watercress. Of course you have to put up with her bad temper brought on by her being perpetually hungry. Oh you'll have to pop for implants she won't have the body fat to support real breast, but what the hell she has a fashionalble slim butt. The test: when a girl wears jeans, and there is not a curve anywhere the pants hang slack on her ass its too small. Now take her too Macdonald's until she fill them out. She will thank you for it.
This is Mandy Dee. I am more in awe of her than I was of Greta 1478 Posts 1/04
Posted - Dec 9 2007 : 9:37AM
OK Ms Austin has had a LOT of work done above the bellybutton. She's had her lips puffed, a nose job, eyes lifted and most certainly a gigantic pair of bolt ons. However, SOUTH of the belly button she's all real. She even has a picture of her doing very heavy squats which is what I recommend. Note how big and defined her thighs are and that they work with that ginormous ass fabulously. lordish
My point is: It's easy to turn a fine slim ass into a big fat ass but it's very difficult to convert a big fat ass girl into a slim one, it's just too troublesome. - Fat is ugly - Muscle is masuline - Slim is sexy !!
I guess the only comment I have now is - Eye of the beholder my friend. To me, fat doesn't become unappealing until you start to approach Roseanne Barr territory. I appreciate larger women. Now if she's 5' 4" and she's 200 pounds, not only is she obviously very overweight but it's hard for me to find anything sexy about that. However, if she's 5' 6" and 140 pounds, that's just about right to my eyes. I can't see a woman who weighs 90-110 pounds as being ideal. I mgiht still get into her if there's just something about her that I like but generally, I don't even see why a woman would want to be that thin. It makes no sense. Add to that the fact that a lot of pornographers are using lenses that distort everything beyond all reason. A thin woman with a relatively normal looking ass looks all kinds of weird through one of these wide angle lenses. They tend to shoot from angles that makes their ass look big but it looks big in a way that looks strange on a women. Check out just about any TGP and you'll see thousands of pictures of women who look nothing like the women you see on the street. Why is that? Are porn women from another planet? My conclusion is probably no. In real life, they probably look normal but the cruddy equipment that's used to photograph them exaggerates everything (especially up close). But in the end, I like a butt that hangs a bit and wobbles. Like I said, it doesn't need to be massive. I always said that women are their own worst critics. A lot of women start porn looking spectacular and somepne tells them they're fat and the next thing you know, they're getting all kinds of cosmetic surgery and apparently working out and dieting to the point to where they lose whatever it was I liked about them when I first saw them. I think the fact that many of these girls make a name for themselves in the first place is indicative of the fact that there's nothing wrong with the way they look. And that most fans dig them. If somebody writes a letter to them telling them they're ugly or fat or don't have any tits, he's probably a minority. Or it might even be jealous competitors writing anonymous letters (Probably more likely). And one other point. I would think the fact that it's harder to lose weight than it is to gain weight should tell you something. And that is that it's probably more natural for a woman to have some body fat.
But anyway. Indeed. We should all just agree to disagree, I guess. There's no need to insult each other's tastes.
The problem is, your definition of "fat" is ridiculously broad. You don't distinguish between natural curves and cellulite. I am turned off by obesity too, but I don't think there is a single girl in mainstream porn who is anywhere near fat. To the contrary, there are plenty who are underweight, to the point of looking unhealthy. These are the girls you apparently define as "slim", and they do absolutely nothing for me.
^ It looks decent when she's lying down and sticking it out, but standing up and bending over, there is hardly anything back there! It's completely flat. What is there to drool over?
Not in porn, almost all big butt girls went from big butts to smaller butts, let me give you a list of these girls: Debi Diamond, Alexandria Quinn, Keisha, Katja Kassin, Naomi, Sophie Dee, Alexis Texas, Daryn Darby, Gia Paloma and Georgia Peach comes to mind. The only girls who got a bigger butt are Tracy Adams, Shanna McCullough, Leah Stevenson, Pinky and Victoria Allure, maybe there are more but these comes to mind right now.
I love Jenna Haze but the reasons are different. I like her eyes, her mouth, her hair, her voice and her personality. If she was just an ordinary looking slim girl, I probably wouldn't be into her very much. She has a little more ass than some slim girls do though.
It's a nice ass but I really can't stand the bent over position in porn. It looks fine in RL but there's something about it that irritates me in porn. Well, for one thing, it's almost impossible to get a look at a girl's ass as she's just standing there as she normally would in porn. They always have to be arching their backs practically to the breaking point or bending over. I like just watching asses move. Unless a girl has a huge ass, it doesn't move much when she's bent over like that.
"Allow me to extend my hand in friendship and shake yo fuckin neck" 82 Posts 10/07
Posted - Dec 25 2007 : 5:35PM
Most of these girls that have the bigger asses as photographed and shot at certain angles, you can so tell, undress them in real life and you got a not so lovely picture and whats up with all the pimples on the ass???!!! thats so disgusting!!! i noticed more of the bigger asses girls get them. but anyways at the end of the day everyone has a different taste. i agree with studioline, he posted some hot pics of small asses girls, although jenna hazes ass in the big wet asses pics is totally shot at the perfect angle to make it look huge, but it still looks great. when i met her @ erotica la she was like 95 lbs and very tiny, you couldnt see a bump thru her clothes, which is fine because shes small and petite. the point is, dont be fooled by camera angles and airbrushing. most girls with the bigger butts are a bit of a mess, not all, but most.
Tres Vias - review by Captain Jack
Posted - Nov 29 2007 : 10:29PM
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