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gokkunlover
Member

61 Posts
3/10
Posted - Mar 10 2010 : 5:46AM
Its kinda annoying when the porn industry goes for something lame and low,with those fake cocks and huge cumshots. Why does the industry continue to use these when anyone can know that those are clearly fake and plastic?
Kind of a waste of paying actors doing such cheap acts- no one should buy them.
Scoody
Member

29 Posts
9/09
Posted - Mar 10 2010 : 6:30AM
Hell I would not even steal that shit. Fuck I would end a lifelong friendship if a buddy so much as brought one of those crappy DVDs over as a gift. There is not another niche in porn that sucks cheesy cocks as the fake gigantic cock and cumshot vids. Produced by idiotic asshole for consumption of even more idiotic assholes.
gokkunlover
Member

61 Posts
3/10
Posted - Mar 10 2010 : 6:57AM
Nice to know someone realises this. Its quite unappealing everyone knows its fake. Why does the porn industry feel that its a profitable? I can't believe chelsea rae did it :(. I saw her do this was really thought how horrible.
Edited by - gokkunlover on 3/10/2010 6:57:58 AM
WardqueenJanine
Member

914 Posts
2/08
Posted - Mar 10 2010 : 2:30PM
At first I thought it was a comedic parody but then I realized it was "Serious" porn. What complete shit!
taylor_swift_tasty_feet
Member

367 Posts
1/10
Posted - Mar 10 2010 : 5:16PM
WE DEMEND:
REAL cocks !
REAL cum !
REAL tits !
 
stinkfist
Senior Member

Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Mar 10 2010 : 6:09PM
Years and years ago i remember watching some really poor porn movie and when it came to the cum shot the camera zoomed in on the guys cock and you could see a straw like device alongside his cock which pumped out "cum" it was so noticeable that i burst out laughing,i mean it was supposed to hide behind the length of the guys cock and remain hidden but all you could see was the end of the device as the guy struggled to jerk himself off and hold the device in place.
V_H_
Member

160 Posts
4/09
Posted - Mar 10 2010 : 6:21PM
I can see some sort of wet/messy fetish if the amount of cum is absurd, but it's really quite silly and useless.
StormyLovesLexSteele
Member

36 Posts
3/10
Posted - Mar 12 2010 : 8:23AM
I agree.
Cobweb
Member

60 Posts
3/10
Posted - Mar 12 2010 : 9:14AM
Not something I'd pay hard earned cash to see,
I can't decide if it's supposed to be funny or if it's a rip off
Endless Loop
Senior Member

Tomatometer
1129 Posts
8/04
Posted - Mar 12 2010 : 9:36AM
I suspect its all based on perception, and to what lengths some viewers are willing to suspend reason, for sake of a humongous cumshot.
While I'm more surprised theres even an audience for these, than annoyed, its the fake cumshots get subversively passed along as legitimate that I find objectionable, and outright fraud in the industry. These guys don't appear to be out to deceive the audience, as much as willing to serve those who seek to be.
charn
fubar

2880 Posts
12/09
Posted - Mar 13 2010 : 12:11AM
it's a logical step in a world of implants.
Master D
Deactivated User

516 Posts
1/10
Posted - Mar 13 2010 : 1:53AM
Everytime I see those site it a damm shame.
SaraJayFan
Member

Underneath Sara Jay
200 Posts
4/04
Posted - Mar 13 2010 : 10:47AM
My favorite is when a website announces with great fanfare "So and so finally does hardcore!" the dude is white an lo, his "cock" is black!
Scoody
Member

29 Posts
9/09
Posted - Oct 19 2010 : 11:22AM
If there is a genre of porn that absolutely deserves to be tubed into dirt poor broke, it is this one.
THICK_LOVA54
Senior Member

Wielding a sword without fear of it is to be unworthy of the blade.
1441 Posts
5/10
Posted - Oct 19 2010 : 12:54PM
The funny part is that some guys are so insecure that they think its real lol. The one thing I believe we have learned from these dumbass scenes, is how great Ava Devine and Gianna Michaels are as performers. They both did scenes for that one PornPros site. They are so great that they made that concept hot, at least for a day. Inconceivable.
Crimson Rain...What A Sight
Edited by - THICK_LOVA54 on 10/19/2010 12:55:32 PM
 
Schmse
Senior Member

I'm not here, this isn't happening!
2571 Posts
6/04
Posted - Oct 20 2010 : 10:02AM
Even my broadband is to worthy to me to download this shit for free.
spit roast
Member

66 Posts
4/06
Posted - Oct 20 2010 : 4:58PM
...there's a fake cumshot in Cafe Flesh 3
review here
...whilst it is entirely convincing in the scene there is no attempt to perpetrate a fraud - the bts deals in detail with what led up to the squirts of liquid soap...
peace
Srx



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