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back attack
Member


344 Posts
3/07
Posted - Jun 25 2009 : 10:54PM
These big fake cock scenes are the pits.
If it is a site about that like Freaksofcock ok but now I just watched Kacey Jordan on Disgraced18(pornpros.com) and it sucked b/c it was a fake cock. The first time I saw that with D18.
Then there is a CumshotSurprise(again PornPros) with Morgan Layne and Lizzy Styles(looks like she might be new and is hot) and that is also fake cocks. CSS pretty much always has fake cocks in the vids but that part is smaller than the real cocks in the vid.
Now another vid of Brooke Belle with 2 fake cocks(from RealityGang).
All three videos would be keepers if it were the real thing.
Does anyone here actually like these fake cock scenes
Leyden
Senior Member

The people have spoken. I'm a nitpicking dick. Woo!
8751 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jun 26 2009 : 12:15AM
Shouldn't it be, "Fake penises blow?"
swallowtheload
Member

512 Posts
9/04
Posted - Jun 26 2009 : 1:58AM
Thanks for the heads up back attack. I have been looking for Lizzy Styles scenes and stumbled accross the PornPros site. I downloaded the trailer and thought, those are fake cocks. So I done a search on ADT, and found your post. Lizzy Styles is smokin.
junglew
Senior Member

1042 Posts
12/02
Posted - Jun 26 2009 : 4:59PM
Think the fake cocks and fake cum scenes are silly but to each his own. If people like and buy them then they have redeeming quality no matter what I think. There are those who dd not share my likes for ir but that is why Baskin Robins has so many flavors and we need to respect others likes so long as it does not scare the horses.
CodyLaneFan69
Member

12 Posts
10/08
Posted - Jun 26 2009 : 11:27PM
Ya i think fake cocks suck balls
but talking about the Disgraced18 site- everybody should check that Brynn Tyler scene they disgrace her real good....
Edited by - CodylaneFan69 on 6/27/2009 8:13:30 PM
 
WardqueenJanine
Member

914 Posts
2/08
Posted - Jun 27 2009 : 7:39PM
Far and away the STUPIDEST thing I've ever seen in porn! Just running acroos one of these productions pisses me off more than anything else I encounter in porn. The real strange thing with this fake cock stuff is that unlike a lot of other things that might fall into the, " It's not my cup of tea but if it's yours OK" category I know of NO ONE that likes this shit!
Tobias
Deactivated User

475 Posts
1/09
Posted - Jun 27 2009 : 8:38PM
I don't really see the problem. As long as the girl is hot, and presuming you're not infatuated with penis, why should it matter what's poking her?
pornranter
Member

193 Posts
7/08
Posted - Jun 29 2009 : 3:24AM
Fake porn is fucking bullshit!
melt
Pornstar Diplomat

The pride of Manchester
3763 Posts
1/09
Posted - Jun 29 2009 : 4:18AM

Fortunately it appears to be only the pornprosnetwork that makes a habit of using various fake dicks on their sites. Previously it was just on freaksofcock and cumshotsurprise but in the latest disgraced18 shoot it suddenly popped up. Such a pity because I was enjoying their new disgraced18 site and now they have gone and fucked it up.
cubesnake
Senior Member

3858 Posts
10/02
Posted - Jun 29 2009 : 8:43AM
Actually, as far as i´m concerned they could skip the whole fucking and do only "girl glazing" with style. Don´t like that loud crying and yelling it ruins everything
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Harry_ Palms08
Member

371 Posts
5/08
Posted - Jun 29 2009 : 9:49AM
I agree with you guys, I think its stupid that sites use fake dicks especialy the ones that are absolutely ridiculous, who was the mastermind behind that idea? he needs to be kicked in the balls.
Charon
Member

If you're losing your soul and you know it, then you've still got a soul left to lose.
86 Posts
11/07
Posted - Jun 29 2009 : 10:54AM
+1
one of the most useless ideas for a site/setting/whatever this b*llshit is called ;)



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