Faking cream pies

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AztecGold11 Member 514 Posts 8/05	Posted - Sep 14 2005 : 7:43PM It seems that a male could possibly fake cream pie ejaculations and with editing the director could have as messy a scene as he would want. Here is a receipe for "fake cum" that can be used with the Peter North Ejaculating Dildo. "NOTE:Inside the box, you may get a recommendation for a Ejaculate Recipe that says: 1 Quarter cup of sweet condensed milk, 1 egg white, and add sugar until you reach desired thickness. Do Not Follow It! It can lead to a Yeast Infection. A Better alternative for internal pop shots is Plain Yogurt With Water Added. Sounds Crazy.. But Trust Us." Comments? [Link]
RLD Fiend Member Cincinnati, O. 665 Posts 10/04	Posted - Sep 14 2005 : 8:08PM Oh, it happens. One company in particular I have extremely strong suspicions about. We can tell when it looks like milk or pina colada mix, dude... [Link]
Splut! Member 221 Posts 8/04	Posted - Sep 14 2005 : 9:30PM Whenever I catch a studio pulling off this deception, they never get another cent of my money. [Link]
astroknight Questionable Moderator Tastes so good... 4187 Posts 11/99	Posted - Sep 14 2005 : 11:26PM Every time I review a cream pie scene, if I have even the slightest doubt about whether or not the cream pie is real or fake it goes in the review. Heck, I've even pointed out when it looked real but the camera work made me wonder. The look of the cum, not seeing any cum, editing, and a few other things are normally pretty clear indicators of a faked cream pie. "Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling [Link]
Lee O Forearm Trainer mmmmmmm........ after-birth 1193 Posts 8/03	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 3:03AM This thread is hilarious, I'm making you all honorary cum inspectors. I hear those Hollywood folks "fake" some of their stunts as well... [Link]

scipio Senior Member 1901 Posts 2/00	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 3:07AM Lee, do you like getting caught in the rain? [Link]
jamesn Senior Member Cambridge, MA 750 Posts 1/04	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 3:22AM jesus, the studios faking it well enough to fool people should be commended, why do you care so much if it's 100% pure florida parolee-juice anyhow? [Link]
scipio Senior Member 1901 Posts 2/00	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 3:31AM Just as long as no female orgasms are ever faked, that would be just unethical! [Link]
jamesn Senior Member Cambridge, MA 750 Posts 1/04	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 3:49AM that'll never happen scipio, there's just too much integrity starting at the top in that industry. i can't imagine bob friedland doing anything dishonest. [Link]
Lee O Forearm Trainer mmmmmmm........ after-birth 1193 Posts 8/03	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 4:10AM ::looks around:: Nope, no rain, but I'll pack the umbrella just in case. Note to ADT's newest deputy cum inspectors: it's all fantasy, hence the term "show biz". As long as the fantasy is portrayed convincingly enough to be believable why should it matter that it's not real? [Link]
Zoid Senior Member Boobies and Anal 2004 Posts 5/04	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 4:35AM I'm not sure about yogurt. The color is too saturated white, and with added water it will probablty become to thin (watery) to resemble cum. I have seen some obvious fake cream pies in vintage french movies, just as fake oral cumshots. BTW, I'm expecting Zartyr to chime in and write an essay about the benifits of fake creampies. [Link]
scipio Senior Member 1901 Posts 2/00	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 5:19AM Lee O wrote: ::looks around:: Nope, no rain, but I'll pack the umbrella just in case. Click to expand It was a Pina Colada reference.... [Link]
juha Senior Member 2752 Posts 3/05	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 5:51AM +1 for special effect cream pies [Link]
Robbie Member 884 Posts 1/05	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 5:57AM astroknight wrote: Every time I review a cream pie scene, if I have even the slightest doubt about whether or not the cream pie is real or fake it goes in the review. Heck, I've even pointed out when it looked real but the camera work made me wonder. The look of the cum, not seeing any cum, editing, and a few other things are normally pretty clear indicators of a faked cream pie. Click to expand I appreciate that. [Link]
Lee O Forearm Trainer mmmmmmm........ after-birth 1193 Posts 8/03	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 6:15AM scipio wrote: It was a Pina Colada reference.... Click to expand Is that from an advert? [Link]

Zartyr Member 700 Posts 7/04	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 7:19AM Zoid wrote: BTW, I'm expecting Zartyr to chime in and write an essay about the benifits of fake creampies. Click to expand You summoned me. I am all for creampie movies. But only if they have a sticker approved by certified cum inspectors. Cum inspectors are drafted by the cream pie movie producers' guild (no going to Canada, no serving in National Guard) from the vocal "I want the real stuff" crowd on webboards. Standard procedure for certified cum inspectors: 1. brush your teeth with cullet. 2. Hold the cum for at least 15 min in your mouth, to get all its flavour. Of course the drafted cum inspectors should also receive some benefits. The cream pie movie producers' guild once per year pays the cum inspector a visit to Lara Roxx, who offers him condomless anal sex. If the cum inspector has a job or social status which does not allow him to be associated with sex workers, the cream pie movie producers' guild buys some slot for the cum inspector in a mainstream movie. For use as a red-shirt in the latest Willis/Stallone/Schwarzenegger dual-wields a H&K MP5 and AUG flick. Of course with live ammunition. A certified cum-inspector in disguise wouldn't even want to be associated with fake stuff in a mainstream movie. [Link]
PL Senior Member God hates us all, you know it's true, God hates this place. - Slayer 1726 Posts 10/03	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 7:23AM I hate 'em.... I note them in my reviews as well and actually deduct from the scene if I have the slightest feeling it was faked. Even if I think it's real but there's questionable camerawork/editing I note that as well - much like Astro. I don't like being lied to and fake internals are, well lies when faked. If you liked anal you wouldn't want to see an "Anal" title where the girls only does anal with a toy in the intro. Well I know I wouldn't. I recently had an issue with a company putting "An Anal Interracial Movie", which all scenes but one were anal - I took off points for deception. Ended up upsetting the company, but the way I see it box covers sell movies. I think you can all see the parallel I'm drawing here. Deception is not good. [Link]
Zartyr Member 700 Posts 7/04	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 7:25AM Lee O wrote: scipio wrote: It was a Pina Colada reference.... Click to expand Is that from an advert? Click to expand Frell you! Now I won'nt get the friggin' tune out of my head for a few days. click (pop up) Edited by - Zartyr on 9/15/2005 7:26:12 AM [Link]
jamesn Senior Member Cambridge, MA 750 Posts 1/04	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 7:46AM deception's fine if it's a bunch of closet-cases asking for something stupidly dangerous they can't reliably identify anyhow. what they don't know ain't gonna hurt them, just the people they throw themselves at in fanboy-proskynesis here then don't really care if they die painful, protracted and shameful deaths from a disease we know how to prevent. [Link]
jamesn Senior Member Cambridge, MA 750 Posts 1/04	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 7:48AM PL, that wasn't aimed at you, you just happened to bring up deception. [Link]
Endless Loop Senior Member Tomatometer 1129 Posts 8/04	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 8:07AM Pinatas are cool. Not into wax fruit, pina colada cumshots, or aluminum xmas trees. ..though I have strung lights on a plastic ficus. [Link]
PL Senior Member God hates us all, you know it's true, God hates this place. - Slayer 1726 Posts 10/03	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 8:34AM jamesn wrote: PL, that wasn't aimed at you, you just happened to bring up deception. Click to expand Good deal, even if it was that's cool I try to take flack well. However it's not like I don't know exactly hat your talking about - you're right after all. The way I see it is if a company and girl/guy are willing, it's something I like watching so I want to watch it. Now if there was no claim it was internal and there were only facials I'm cool with that. You wouldn't want to see "A Baker's Dozen" on a girls back now would ya? Well some might... But that would ruin the center of Brandon's movie Edited by - PL on 9/15/2005 8:34:08 AM [Link]
Glory Boy Member 214 Posts 6/04	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 10:00AM i wonder if there is a list of suspect fake creampies? the last film i saw where i was suspicious of fakes was "Planting Seeds", esp Simony's and the 2nd scene....which i dont understand as i have seen Simony do 2 other vag creampies and an anal double creampie and those looked real (esp the vag pies were def real with no cutting/editting) so it's not as if she isnt receptive to the idea [Link]
PL Senior Member God hates us all, you know it's true, God hates this place. - Slayer 1726 Posts 10/03	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 10:18AM Well Im can tell you in 'Internal Explosions #04', 3 of the scenes were faked beyond doubt and 1 was questionable. From what I understand Stoney Curtis does a bit of creampie faking. I've been fortunate enough to not see a lot of obvious faking.... [Link]
astroknight Questionable Moderator Tastes so good... 4187 Posts 11/99	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 10:38AM Glory Boy wrote: the last film i saw where i was suspicious of fakes was "Planting Seeds", esp Simony's and the 2nd scene....which i dont understand as i have seen Simony do 2 other vag creampies and an anal double creampie and those looked real (esp the vag pies were def real with no cutting/editting) so it's not as if she isnt receptive to the idea Click to expand I had the same problem with Planting Seeds . After questioning it in my review, I received an e-mail from Jordan (which I later added to the review) stating: Lets talk straight !! All the boys had a real internal cum shoot !! I've shoot the last two scenes in the movie on the first day, and then I shoot the second and third scene on the second day ! Simony's scene were the last on the third day. On the first day all my colleagues said that the amount of the cum were not enough in LORA's, MYA's and MELANIE's cases ! I know how much these boys usually make for cum, and it seemed to disappeared in the girl's pussies?! So we decided to help it, and make some more to come out ! NOW I SEE IT WAS A MISTAKE !! Again we did not fake the internal cum shoot!! We made more to come out ! In the next volume I will make sure the follows : 1,) NO MORE HELP !!! (but sometimes this means we'll have not to much coming out, these boys are working every day, and sometimes they just don't have enough cum, or if the girls have a deep pussy it's just disappear!?) I can not help much on to not making a cut before the cum! Many times the boys are not able to cum just while they fucking the girls, they need to help themselves with their hands! They getting close to the cumming point and go back into the girl's pussy and doing an internal cum shoot! So that is the story ! Click to expand "Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling [Link]

astroknight Questionable Moderator Tastes so good... 4187 Posts 11/99	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 10:42AM PL wrote: From what I understand Stoney Curtis does a bit of creampie faking. Click to expand Funny you should mention that. I just watched Fuel Injected 2 the other night (review coming this weekend) and I think I questioned virtually every creampie in the movie. You weren't allowed to see much of the cum before the girls drank it, but the little I did see looked pretty close to real. Unfortunately, I think 4 of the 5 scenes had the girls taking a facial from each of the guys after the creampie. I'm aiming to get Interracial Creampies reviewed for this weekend too, and after what I saw in Fuel Injected 2 I can't say that I'm going in without skepticism. "Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling [Link]
RLD Fiend Member Cincinnati, O. 665 Posts 10/04	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 10:49AM Lee O wrote: Nope, no rain, but I'll pack the umbrella just in case. Note to ADT's newest deputy cum inspectors: it's all fantasy, hence the term "show biz". As long as the fantasy is portrayed convincingly enough to be believable why should it matter that it's not real? Click to expand I think it is the most DELICIOUS irony I've ever seen that you think us "deputies" in this business of "cum inspecting" are hilarious. Do I even need to explain why ? How's this: I give up my plastic "cum inspector" badge if you give up your license to post shrill "creampie blacklist" rhetoric. I guess I'm not welcome in the ADT "Hall of Justice." [Link]
juha Senior Member 2752 Posts 3/05	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 11:21AM Question for the real deal crowd: Do you watch Hollywood movies? [Link]
PL Senior Member God hates us all, you know it's true, God hates this place. - Slayer 1726 Posts 10/03	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 11:45AM I'll be the first sucker for you no-creampie guys. Yes I do. And I know where you are going, and I don't care. Preference is preference, and I have one. You can talk against creampies/anal/choking and so on all you want until you are blue in the face and I don't care. It's that simple. I didn't get involved in the creampie blacklist thread for a reason. I refuse to defend what I like, just because it's not your cup of tea. I'm content with you and the others that don't like creampies to not like them, I'm not going to sit here and try to convince you to like them. I have often said I don't like some of the stuff Max Harcdore does, but I don't think he should be stopped from doing it; same rule applies here as far as I'm concerned. [Link]
RLD Fiend Member Cincinnati, O. 665 Posts 10/04	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 11:48AM juha wrote: Question for the real deal crowd: Do you watch Hollywood movies? Click to expand No, not at all. [Link]
PL Senior Member God hates us all, you know it's true, God hates this place. - Slayer 1726 Posts 10/03	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 11:52AM RLD Fiend wrote: No, not at all. Click to expand That's what I should have wrote... Hollywood movies suck these days anyway. Wait, I'm derailing this thread - I'll stop now... Edited by - PL on 9/15/2005 11:52:47 AM [Link]
juha Senior Member 2752 Posts 3/05	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 11:58AM PL wrote: I'll be the first sucker for you no-creampie guys. Yes I do. And I know where you are going, and I don't care. Preference is preference, and I have one. You can talk against creampies/anal/choking and so on all you want until you are blue in the face and I don't care. It's that simple. I didn't get involved in the creampie blacklist thread for a reason. I refuse to defend what I like, just because it's not your cup of tea. I'm content with you and the others that don't like creampies to not like them, I'm not going to sit here and try to convince you to like them. I have often said I don't like some of the stuff Max Harcdore does, but I don't think he should be stopped from doing it; same rule applies here as far as I'm concerned. Click to expand No problem for me to say "live and let live" as far as sex preferences are concerned. Its different when it comes down to "fans'" demand for silly risky acts. Never heard anyone complaining about faking climbing a big mountain or jumping of a high building in a mainstream movie. But you're right, discussion is useless since the keywords in your post are "I don't care". Well, I won't get into detail what I think of this mentality. I don't want to get deactivated. [Link]
PL Senior Member God hates us all, you know it's true, God hates this place. - Slayer 1726 Posts 10/03	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 12:17PM Easy response, porn isn't mainstream movies. I don't demand to see this, that's where some get mixed up. If the movie/act is there, I want to watch it. If creampies disappeared from porn today, that would be a shame but I won't STOP watching porn because of it... As for not caring, I can careless what people think of my views and tastes. I just don't care if you, or anyone else, don't like my decsions to watch and support "such silly acts". Like I said, I respect that you don't like creampies and I don't think any less of you for that, but the way you guys go about this is in no way helping your cause. Saying "I don't want to watch creampies" is fine, but enlisting an army to cut down any girl, guy or company who does this is wrong. For example, why boycott PXP? Because one of their directors shoots creampies? Why not just watch Jewel De'Nyle movies? She's stated and kept to her word from what I know/see about her NOT shooting cream pies. Edited by - PL on 9/15/2005 12:19:06 PM [Link]
threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 12:38PM scipio wrote: Lee O wrote: ::looks around:: Nope, no rain, but I'll pack the umbrella just in case. Click to expand It was a Pina Colada reference.... Click to expand Just so you know, I got it and giggled. [Link]
Zoid Senior Member Boobies and Anal 2004 Posts 5/04	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 1:14PM astroknight wrote: I received an e-mail from Jordan (which I later added to the review) stating: I know how much these boys usually make for cum, and it seemed to disappeared in the girl's pussies?! So we decided to help it, and make some more to come out ! [...]or if the girls have a deep pussy it's just disappear!? Click to expand Click to expand Yoda would say, "Cum in the deep pussy Jules lost. Disappeared it has. How embarrassing, how embarrassing." [Link]

Lee O Forearm Trainer mmmmmmm........ after-birth 1193 Posts 8/03	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 2:45PM I see my lack of knowledge of girly drinks and dodgy pop tunes has been cruelly exposed once more. Damn. But on a brighter note my plan to take over the web moves forward a pace: Do you have a cache of LeeO related sites, Zartyr?! RLD Fiend wrote: I think it is the most DELICIOUS irony I've ever seen that you think us "deputies" in this business of "cum inspecting" are hilarious. Do I even need to explain why ? Click to expand It's probably best that you don't since any attempt would founder between the rocks of reality and the sea of fantasy you're currently lost in. Unlike some of the funnier members of this site I spend no time wondering about the quality of parole cum. As far as I'm concerned all the anal cream pies may as well be real, and unless someone tells me something was FXed then that "reality" is fine by both myself and my bank accounts. I leave the hunt for real man cum in your more than capable hands. PL, the problem with your suggestion is that PXP and other companies don't segregate their money by director as far as I know. PS: Yoga, good. Pina Colada, bad. [Link]
RLD Fiend Member Cincinnati, O. 665 Posts 10/04	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 2:59PM More smugness, of course. I really could care less if you or anyone else thinks I'm gay because I watch certain genres of straight porn, or care if the acts performed therein are authentic. That tenuous argument has been absolutely done to death. [Link]
PL Senior Member God hates us all, you know it's true, God hates this place. - Slayer 1726 Posts 10/03	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 3:07PM Lee O wrote: PL, the problem with your suggestion is that PXP and other companies don't segregate their money by director as far as I know. Click to expand I'll drop this thread to Brandon Iron, maybe he can shed some light on it. I know they pay their in-house performers, for example, Steve Holmes directs a movie with Brandon Iron it, Brandon iron gets paid his going rate. That was from Steve Holmes' mouth, not the example but the part of him paying the PXP directors that are performing in his movie their going rate. [Link]
julesjordanvideo JulesJordan.com Professional Perverts 1003 Posts 9/01	Posted - Sep 15 2005 : 7:23PM I think astro is talking about corey jordan, not me. I have never faked a creampie. [Link]
Zoid Senior Member Boobies and Anal 2004 Posts 5/04	Posted - Sep 16 2005 : 5:06AM sorry then. I assumed it was you. [Link]
Robbie Member 884 Posts 1/05	Posted - Sep 16 2005 : 8:11AM Many times the boys are not able to cum just while they fucking the girls, they need to help themselves with their hands! They getting close to the cumming point and go back into the girl's pussy and doing an internal cum shoot! Click to expand Like fucking a bucket, huh? [Link]
astroknight Questionable Moderator Tastes so good... 4187 Posts 11/99	Posted - Sep 16 2005 : 9:05AM julesjordanvideo wrote: I think astro is talking about corey jordan, not me. I have never faked a creampie. Click to expand Actually it was Jordan Heart, who IIRC at the time was just going by "Jordan". Sorry for the confusion. "Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling [Link]
astroknight Questionable Moderator Tastes so good... 4187 Posts 11/99	Posted - Sep 17 2005 : 4:23PM After watching Stoney Curtis's Fuel Injected 2 (review in today) and Interracial Cream Pies , I'd suggest that anybody wanting to avoid fake cream pies avoids anything he makes that supposedly contains cream pies. I'm not sure that there was a single real cream pie in either of the movies. Sadly I bought Cream Filled Holes! before reading dandaman's review, which seems to have the same problem. I suppose I'll get around to reviewing that one someday... "Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling [Link]