Sbando Boy Euro Babe Magnet 1839 Posts 6/01 Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 2:55AM Since I'm feeling particularly sad and since we're now on a mighty T1, I just felt like posting this.
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[Link] wetmartini Member Windy City 221 Posts 10/02 Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 3:00AM
ok but ... where's the fat girl?[Link] superfly skywarrior Deactivated User England 180 Posts 6/02 Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 7:09AM
man, if you think that chick is fat, you nrrd your head checking[Link] atsival Member 293 Posts 8/02 Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 8:36AM
Quite unsightly, isn't she? I would like to volunteer to help Ms. Avy Scott avoid being the subject of such embarrassing posts in the future with my special, uuhh...uummm, exercise program and high-protein diet.[Link] aybesea Senior Member Caroline Cage - Hungarian Hottie! 1485 Posts 5/02 Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 9:11AM
Sbando - I usually eschew plump girls like the plague. This one ain't plump![Link]
wetmartini Member Windy City 221 Posts 10/02 Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 9:17AM
in his defense(because there are undoubtedly people here who are unaware), Avy Scott is one of Sbando's favorite new girls. methinks he was poking slight fun at a certain Mr. Riley who said about Avy - "She has ... a body which is somewhere between fat and hefty"incidentally, this isn't even one of the best pics i've seen of Avy
[Link] aybesea Senior Member Caroline Cage - Hungarian Hottie! 1485 Posts 5/02 Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 9:43AM
wetmartini wrote:
in his defense(because there are undoubtedly people here who are unaware), Avy Scott is one of Sbando's favorite new girls. methinks he was poking slight fun at a certain Mr. Riley who said about Avy - "She has ... a body which is somewhere between fat and hefty"
incidentally, this isn't even one of the best pics i've seen of Avy
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Ahhh... now this makes sense. Point proven![Link] atsival Member 293 Posts 8/02 Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 11:50AM
"She has a passable face, large droopy tits, paintbrush, belly button jewel, and a body which is somewhere between fat and hefty. She's bigger than the b/f. As with the second scene, the passion that she and the b/f put into the screw compensates to a large degree for her obesity, and despite her dilated asshole there's no anal to kill the mood." This is from Sir Patrick Riley's review of Avy Scott's scene in Real Sex Magazine 47. Anyone who thinks that the incredibly beautiful and sexy Avy Scott is "obese" is a fucking idiot and has no taste in women. Sir Riley should do us all a favor and not review any more movies.[Link] DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02 Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 11:57AM
Riley has his own "unique" world view! DenverDon
[Link] Maximum Booty Member New Orleans 347 Posts 9/02 Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 12:07PM
DenverDon wrote:
Riley has his own "unique" world view!
DenverDon
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yeah, he is the Mr. Blackstone of the porn world...I'd do a parody of his "work" but he does a pretty good job of that himself with every review he writes... Best[Link] atsival Member 293 Posts 8/02 Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 12:15PM
There must be only a handful of women in this world who would settle for a face as "passable" and a body as "obese" as Avy Scott's........[Link] Sbando Boy Euro Babe Magnet 1839 Posts 6/01 Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 2:44PM
It took you a bit, but then you got it...[Link] aybesea Senior Member Caroline Cage - Hungarian Hottie! 1485 Posts 5/02 Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 2:45PM
Sbando Boy wrote:
It took you a bit, but then you got it...
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It would've taken me forever. I don't read Riley.[Link] Dr. Evil DVD Advantage Employee 98 Posts 7/01 Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 3:12PM
Nice! Very Nice![Link] Sbando Boy Euro Babe Magnet 1839 Posts 6/01 Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 3:14PM
Sbando Boy says: "It's better to be young, sexy and American than fat, ugly and foreigner (and black, I guess)"
I didn't want to bash the fucker, really. This was more my little shrine to the well-padded Avy.
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aybesea Senior Member Caroline Cage - Hungarian Hottie! 1485 Posts 5/02 Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 3:18PM
All I can say is, come to papa!!![Link] DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02 Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 4:01PM
I wouldn't boot her out of bed for eating crackers!(Unless it was to do it on the floor. )
DenverDon
[Link] BIGmike B-I-G-m-i-k-e 2335 Posts 3/01 Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 4:07PM
I wouldn't boot her out of bed for eating crackers! I wouldn't boot her out of my bed, period... A well-padded girl is just as lovely as a slender girl, besides, variety is the spice of life.
-A buttoned collar, starched and bleached Constricting veins, the blood flow to the brain slows-
[Link] DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02 Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 4:14PM
LOL BIGmike,That's an old saying. Implied meaning is "I wouldn't boot her out of bed for any reason, even if she was eating crackers".
Maybe before your time.
DenverDon
[Link] BIGmike B-I-G-m-i-k-e 2335 Posts 3/01 Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 4:19PM
I've heard that. It's just that I wouldn't boot her out of my bed if she was so kind enough to stay awhile in Jersee and keep me warm. -A buttoned collar, starched and bleached Constricting veins, the blood flow to the brain slows-
Edited by - BIGmike on 10/30/2002 4:20:05 PM
[Link] DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02 Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 4:27PM
Well I would boot her out of my bed - but only because I would want to do it on the floor!
DenverDon
[Link] Manolo Member South America. 148 Posts 2/02 Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 9:39PM
last time I check Riley likes only girls with no-boobs, with no-ass, with no-waist (that's weird)[Link] Maximum Booty Member New Orleans 347 Posts 9/02 Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 10:11PM
Manolo wrote:
last time I check Riley likes only girls with no-boobs, with no-ass, with no-waist (that's weird)
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maybe he should be reviewing gay porn....not there is anything wrong with that...Max Booty Its like butter
[Link] Zatoichi Member Sunny California 414 Posts 1/01 Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 11:37PM
OK, now I get it. The reason I didn't is simple-I stopped reading Riley's bullshit long ago. Nice pics of Avy, though.
[Link] Druber Deactivated User 187 Posts 9/02 Posted - Oct 31 2002 : 3:05AM
Dont talk too much about him, otherwise he might feel urged to speak out here!Druber
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Sbando Boy Euro Babe Magnet 1839 Posts 6/01 Posted - Oct 31 2002 : 3:18AM
Actually, Avy is not even well-padded. Influenced by the Illuminated One's comments, at first, I was looking for "pads" and stretches, but she's perfectly slim. There have been many threads about Avy Scott in the recent past. I thought more people had read them.[Link]