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N00dlesDaddy
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Layla...got me on my knees...
1793 Posts
7/13
Posted - Jun 20 2015 : 1:38AM
I received an email from blissbox.com the other day - the promotion being 'Fathers Day' (21 June in the UK). Fathers Day??? Who the blazes buys their old man porn for Fathers Day?? Not that I don't think many men would appreciate it but it's not the done thing is it, really? That would be one seriously cool - not to mention weird - relationship between a bloke and his offspring.
Any of you guys ever bought - or received - porn as a gift? What was it and what were the circumstances? Love to hear your stories. One of my ex girlfriends used to buy me dirty magazines - that's what you call a girlfriend.
Gore Gore Girl All-Star Supporter
Doctor of the Erotic Arts

7238 Posts
1/09
Posted - Jun 20 2015 : 8:22AM
I would guess the idea is either a) to prompt you to treat yourself or b) encourage a partner to buy you porn as a gift. I have given and received porn as gifts. It's not that weird to me.
T0MBOne
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1200 Posts
5/08
Posted - Jun 20 2015 : 7:04PM
Then, my Dad and I have had a "seriously cool" relationship for a long time.
For my 16th or 17th birthday, he got me into a double feature of The Story of O and Emmanuel then the VHS tape era ushered in easily available xxx stuff that he and I would sometimes watch. I walked in late to one of his parties with the guys from work as they were watching a 6 hour tape crammed with DEBBIE DOES DALLAS, SEX BOAT, BABYLON PINK. OCTOBER SILK and something else. At the end of the tape, something called Shows 1 and 2, shot by one of their cohorts at work, showed local couples sucking and fucking to a local radio station playing SWEET CARLOINE and other tunes in the background.
He bought me some tapes in the mid-late '90s that we watched when I visited during some summers: Paul Thomas's Borderline and Masseuse 3, a few of those Teri Weigel flicks, others.
In later years, I've been bringing him some "classics" to watch like V-THE HOT ONE or TABOO 2 but he won't be watching any at the assisted living place he's at now.
This kinda stuff was just a branch of our film watching; by now, he and I together have watched hundreds maybe thousands of mainstream movies. The last thing that I bought him was a DVD of the 1930 Western THE BIG TRAIL with a young John Wayne---tb
Edited by - T0MBOne on 6/21/2015 4:22:03 PM
N00dlesDaddy
Senior Member

Layla...got me on my knees...
1793 Posts
7/13
Posted - Jun 21 2015 : 1:02PM
^ Nice story, thanks. Obviously, there will always be exceptions like yourself but I'd imagine for most people the very idea of sitting and watching porno with their parents would be anathema.
Some day I'm gonna have to decide what to do with my (vast) collection and the idea of bequeathing it to my young son has actually crossed my mind (assuming he doesn't end up batting for the other side). But how to broach the subject? What would he think of me? Will technology be so advanced by then as to render my largely physical stash a mere antique (if we aren't at that stage already)?
I realise I'm drifting slightly now from the subject of my original post but has anyone else ever 'handed down' porn? Or discovered their parents' use and how - if at all - did it affect your relationship?
Edited by - N00dlesDaddy on 6/21/2015 1:03:32 PM
CummingLinguist All-Star Supporter
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5908 Posts
11/11
Posted - Jun 24 2015 : 5:52PM
My high school girlfriend used to like looking at porn magazines, but she was too shy to buy them herself. So I would often give her magazines– not exactly as gifts, but just because my collection was so large. We stayed friends after we broke up, and once while visiting her 10 or 15 years later, I saw that she still had 20 or 30 of my old magazines.
This turned into a discussion of our current porn habits, and she said that she and her husband often watched porn together, and credited me for introducing her to it.
Now, that's what you call an ex.
 
Mister Fahrenheit All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Meh
4655 Posts
10/13
Posted - Jun 24 2015 : 6:58PM
Leave it in a box in the woods. Then some horny teenager will stumble upon it one day. It's the porno circle of life.
N00dlesDaddy
Senior Member

Layla...got me on my knees...
1793 Posts
7/13
Posted - Jun 25 2015 : 5:16AM
^ Ha ha, a box?? Man, I'd need a skip (that's like a dumpster for my Stateside cousins ).



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