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astroknight All-Star Supporter
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Tastes so good...
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Posted - Oct 4 2000 : 5:28PM
I got this list in my e-mail today and had to share. It seems pretty complete, but I'm sure there are many more out there.

Terms for Female Masturbation:

5 Digit Disco
Buzzing the honey hole
Backslappin' Betty
Bailing out the Gravy Boat
Beaver bashin'
Bouncing the bearded clam
Buffing the box
Buffing the jewel
Buttering up the whisker biscuit
Clam twiddlin' jamboree
Critter crammin'
Damming the beaver
Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone
Diddling miss daisy
Diggin' for clams
Digitis Erectus
Fingering the fountain
Flicking the minnow
Friday night lip service
Frosting the muffin of love
Giving yourself the finger
Going for the gooey duct
Impeaching Bush
Juicing the clam
Let your fingers do the walking
Lip smacking
Menage a'moi
Petting the kitty
Piddly Diddler
Playing the squeezebox
Pokin' the pie
Polishing the little pink pearl
Pumping the kooter
Punchin' the chipmunk
Reading in Braille
Riding the clitorisauras
Romancing thy own
Roughing up the suspect
Self-guided tuna boat tour
Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose
Spanking Lucy
Stroking the newt
Ticklin' the taco
Tissue tickling
Twirling the pearl
Unbuttoning the fur coat
Warming the wrist rocket

Endorphin
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Posted - Oct 4 2000 : 7:00PM
astroknight, you forgot ... putting a smile on Endorphin's face

funny, you should post this today. Last night I found a whole list of synonyms for both male and female masturbation. Here is the location

http://www.well.com/user/earl/synonyms.html

"She files her nails while she drags them in the lake"-From Watching the Detectives by Elvis Costello
Endorphin's Lair
FREE THE WEED

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Enema
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Canada
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Posted - Jan 8 2001 : 8:29AM
Do women use buttplugs when they masturbate.
dumblonde
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Posted - Jan 8 2001 : 3:48PM
LOL Astro - it certainly does look complete! My! Now,
the fact that probably not one of those terms has ever actually
been uttered by a female shouldn't matter - we do appreciate the thought that went into compiling such a list! BTW,
ah what kind of emailing lists are you on? heh heh

enema - speaking just for myself, no.

-lunacy-
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Posted - Jan 8 2001 : 8:53PM
Enema..I'm going to venture to guess you have an anal fetish.

To answer your question, sure, some do. So do some men...do you?

 
astroknight All-Star Supporter
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Tastes so good...
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Posted - Jan 9 2001 : 6:22AM
Add 'punching Jerry Garcia in the nose' to the list
dumblonde
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Posted - Jan 9 2001 : 10:11AM
Of course, there was 'Smacking Jerry Garcia on the Nose',
now we have 'Punching Jerry Garcia on the Nose'

Is there something about Jerry Garcia (RIP) and his nose
that I am missing here? Splain please!

astroknight All-Star Supporter
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Tastes so good...
4187 Posts
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Posted - Jan 9 2001 : 11:10AM
I missed 'smacking Jerry' on the list. I can only blame it on pre-coffe posting.
dumblonde
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Posted - Jan 9 2001 : 11:46AM
Well, as Jerry seems to be always on some kind of masturbation list, I think there's room for both, as 'smacking' & 'punching'
would be different techniques, I suppose.
But, I still don't get the connection!
astroknight All-Star Supporter
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4187 Posts
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Posted - Jan 9 2001 : 12:31PM
I'm guessing 'punching' would be something Chloe and Keisha would be more in favor of and 'smacking' would be more of an open hand thing that would be much more public friendly.
dumblonde
Senior Member

2352 Posts
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Posted - Jan 9 2001 : 2:13PM
What about 'slapping Jerry'?

I can't remember if, on the men's list if he listed under
'spanking Jerry' or 'beating Jerry'. Probably both.
Hmmm...I see I'm going to have to figure this one out on my own

Edited by - dumblonde on Jan 9 2001

WildlySensual
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Posted - Jan 21 2001 : 2:20AM
Okay, this thread brought up a question of mine: what do buttplugs do for a person, and how do you use them? I mean, do you use them like a dildo or just stick them there and leave them stuck in during the fun?

Ditto with benwa balls / anal beads, I suppose.

Always expanding my understanding with you folks,
WS

dumblonde
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Posted - Jan 21 2001 : 12:21PM
WildlySensual -

I believe TigerDragon had a positive experience with a set of anal beads.
Read Review Here


Although I've never tried BenWa Balls, I do try to stay current with news from the front:
ie: The BenWa Wars rage on, with one side swearing as to their usefullness, the other side declaring them the biggest hoax ever perpetrated on the sextoy buying public.

Most butt plugs are made not so much to be used like a dildo, but more form-fitting to stay put
during sexplay (hopefully!), although I don't have much personal experience.




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