astroknight  Questionable Moderator
 Tastes so good... 4187 Posts 11/99
| Posted - Oct 4 2000 : 5:28PMI got this list in my e-mail today and had to share. It seems pretty complete, but I'm sure there are many more out there. Terms for Female Masturbation: 5 Digit Disco Buzzing the honey hole Backslappin' Betty Bailing out the Gravy Boat Beaver bashin' Bouncing the bearded clam Buffing the box Buffing the jewel Buttering up the whisker biscuit Clam twiddlin' jamboree Critter crammin' Damming the beaver Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone Diddling miss daisy Diggin' for clams Digitis Erectus Fingering the fountain Flicking the minnow Friday night lip service Frosting the muffin of love Giving yourself the finger Going for the gooey duct Impeaching Bush Juicing the clam Let your fingers do the walking Lip smacking Menage a'moi Petting the kitty Piddly Diddler Playing the squeezebox Pokin' the pie Polishing the little pink pearl Pumping the kooter Punchin' the chipmunk Reading in Braille Riding the clitorisauras Romancing thy own Roughing up the suspect Self-guided tuna boat tour Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose Spanking Lucy Stroking the newt Ticklin' the taco Tissue tickling Twirling the pearl Unbuttoning the fur coat Warming the wrist rocket [Link] |
Endorphin Luminary
1185 Posts 3/00
| Posted - Oct 4 2000 : 7:00PM
astroknight, you forgot ... putting a smile on Endorphin's face funny, you should post this today. Last night I found a whole list of synonyms for both male and female masturbation. Here is the location http://www.well.com/user/earl/synonyms.html "She files her nails while she drags them in the lake"-From Watching the Detectives by Elvis Costello Endorphin's Lair FREE THE WEED Edited by - Endorphin on Oct 4 2000 Edited by - Endorphin on Oct 4 2000 Edited by - Endorphin on Oct 4 2000  [Link] |
Enema New Member
Canada 5 Posts 1/01
| Posted - Jan 8 2001 : 8:29AM
Do women use buttplugs when they masturbate. [Link] |
dumblonde Senior Member
2352 Posts 7/00
| Posted - Jan 8 2001 : 3:48PM
LOL Astro - it certainly does look complete! My! Now, the fact that probably not one of those terms has ever actually been uttered by a female shouldn't matter - we do appreciate the thought that went into compiling such a list! BTW, ah what kind of emailing lists are you on? heh heh enema - speaking just for myself, no.  [Link] |
-lunacy- Senior Member
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| Posted - Jan 8 2001 : 8:53PM
Enema..I'm going to venture to guess you have an anal fetish. To answer your question, sure, some do. So do some men...do you?  [Link] |
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astroknight  Questionable Moderator
Tastes so good... 4187 Posts 11/99
| Posted - Jan 9 2001 : 6:22AM
Add 'punching Jerry Garcia in the nose' to the list [Link] |
dumblonde Senior Member
2352 Posts 7/00
| Posted - Jan 9 2001 : 10:11AM
Of course, there was 'Smacking Jerry Garcia on the Nose', now we have 'Punching Jerry Garcia on the Nose'Is there something about Jerry Garcia (RIP) and his nose that I am missing here? Splain please!  [Link] |
astroknight  Questionable Moderator
Tastes so good... 4187 Posts 11/99
| Posted - Jan 9 2001 : 11:10AM
I missed 'smacking Jerry' on the list. I can only blame it on pre-coffe posting. [Link] |
dumblonde Senior Member
2352 Posts 7/00
| Posted - Jan 9 2001 : 11:46AM
Well, as Jerry seems to be always on some kind of masturbation list, I think there's room for both, as 'smacking' & 'punching' would be different techniques, I suppose. But, I still don't get the connection!
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astroknight  Questionable Moderator
Tastes so good... 4187 Posts 11/99
| Posted - Jan 9 2001 : 12:31PM
I'm guessing 'punching' would be something Chloe and Keisha would be more in favor of and 'smacking' would be more of an open hand thing that would be much more public friendly. [Link] |
dumblonde Senior Member
2352 Posts 7/00
| Posted - Jan 9 2001 : 2:13PM
What about 'slapping Jerry'?I can't remember if, on the men's list if he listed under 'spanking Jerry' or 'beating Jerry'. Probably both. Hmmm...I see I'm going to have to figure this one out on my own Edited by - dumblonde on Jan 9 2001  [Link] |
WildlySensual Member
State of Arousal 26 Posts 1/01
| Posted - Jan 21 2001 : 2:20AM
Okay, this thread brought up a question of mine: what do buttplugs do for a person, and how do you use them? I mean, do you use them like a dildo or just stick them there and leave them stuck in during the fun?Ditto with benwa balls / anal beads, I suppose. Always expanding my understanding with you folks, WS  [Link] |
dumblonde Senior Member
2352 Posts 7/00
| Posted - Jan 21 2001 : 12:21PM
WildlySensual - I believe TigerDragon had a positive experience with a set of anal beads. Read Review Here Although I've never tried BenWa Balls, I do try to stay current with news from the front: ie: The BenWa Wars rage on, with one side swearing as to their usefullness, the other side declaring them the biggest hoax ever perpetrated on the sextoy buying public.
Most butt plugs are made not so much to be used like a dildo, but more form-fitting to stay put during sexplay (hopefully!), although I don't have much personal experience.  [Link] |