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Captain Tight Pants
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Posted - Apr 15 2010 : 11:37PM
Supposedly Josh Wedon is making a new Avengers movie. There are already people guessing who will be cast for it. Well, ADT already has a great topic on superheroes, but I got to thinking who we could come up with for a Firefly parody. I made up a great cast for the Lost Parody topic but I think i was the only one interested.
https://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/forum/topic.dlt/topic_id=146877/forum_id=1/cat_id=1/reply=1746658#post1746658
So this time I'll just put out the question and see if anyone has any ideas for which Porn Stars could be cast in the hypothetical parody of Firefly.
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Captain Tight Pants
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Posted - Apr 15 2010 : 11:42PM
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Captain Tight Pants
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Posted - Apr 15 2010 : 11:43PM
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Captain Tight Pants
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Posted - Apr 15 2010 : 11:44PM
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Captain Tight Pants
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Posted - Apr 15 2010 : 11:45PM
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Johnothan Pedak
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Posted - Apr 16 2010 : 4:43AM
Somethings are alright to parody. But this ain't one of them.
ma meeshka
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Posted - Apr 16 2010 : 5:55AM
I disagree. I'd love to see a parody of this! I bet Nathan Fillion and Alan Tudyk would even play themselves as well, only in non-sex roles. So, maybe they're just cameo as other characters. After all, they were in James Gunn's PG Porn.
deviousdee
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Posted - Apr 16 2010 : 7:57AM
Pass!
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Scoody
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Posted - Apr 16 2010 : 12:43PM
I had a lover once who could have been this girl's clone. Too bad she was married or I would have kept her to myself.
Dread
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Posted - Apr 16 2010 : 2:33PM
Morena Baccarin is hot, but much hotter with the longer hair. the V hair isn't working as much for me.
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torris
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Posted - Apr 16 2010 : 2:36PM
I'd rather see the real actresses fuck and suck. Yum
ClayraBeau
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Posted - Apr 16 2010 : 4:46PM
DAMMIT! Not a blonde in the whole cast... I LOVE this show! I'd dye my hair in a heartbeat to be in it, or wear a wig, or whatever... And You have to put Evan Stone in as Jane.
I think Jenna Haze would make a good Inara...
Captain Tight Pants
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Posted - Apr 16 2010 : 5:48PM
I'm sure we can work in a blonde as a guest star. Maybe one of Inari's friends.
I'm thinking Jenna Haze might make a better River.
ClayraBeau
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Posted - Apr 16 2010 : 6:56PM
River would work for Jenna, and I'm thinking April O'Neil for Kaylee... Hell, if it's a Serenity Jenna/April sandwich with me in the middle, I'm so there!
Captain Tight Pants
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Posted - Apr 16 2010 : 8:23PM
April for Kaylee is a great idea. April doesn't do guys, though. So we would be missing out on a Kaylee/Simon scene.
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Crucifixio_Jones
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Posted - Apr 16 2010 : 9:38PM
I'm going to cast this perfectly.
First perfect pick:
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Posted - Apr 16 2010 : 10:56PM
^^^^ Well, so far you're one-for-one CJ. Sunny Leone is the ideal choice for Inara.
Crucifixio_Jones
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Posted - Apr 16 2010 : 11:41PM
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Captain Tight Pants
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Posted - Apr 16 2010 : 11:47PM
I like Sunny for Inara. I also like Belladonna and Tera Patrick for Inara, too.
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Captain Tight Pants
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Posted - Apr 16 2010 : 11:53PM
And Jenna Haze for River?
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ClayraBeau
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Posted - Apr 17 2010 : 2:11AM
I think Jenna's actually prettier than Summer Glau. Not just hotter, she is, but all around just prettier. Summer is a good looking girl, don't get me wrong, but Jenna... WOW!
And Kaylee is closer to Inara than she is the Doc through most of the series anyway, though not for lack of trying, so we just have an g/g scene with April and Sunny and we're good :P
Captain Tight Pants
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Posted - Apr 17 2010 : 2:12AM
^^
I agree!
Captain Tight Pants
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Posted - Apr 17 2010 : 2:15AM
I was looking around the web for firefly stuff and found this from a few years back.
""We’ve known for some time now that Slither director James Gunn is working on producing a series of ”Horror Meets Comedy” shorts for Xbox Live, along with a contribution of his own for that project, Humanzee. Today he’s teased us even further by tweeting the cast for a future project—a list which includes Firefly’s Nathan Fillion and Alan Tudyk, along with porn starlets Belladonna, Aria Giovanni, Jenna Haze, and Sasha Grey.
He’s currently being coy about specifics, but I think he may actually be alluding to The Belcoo Experiment, a project which he’s been talking about since last year. ""
Captain Tight Pants
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9/09
Posted - Apr 17 2010 : 2:35AM
OH!!
Who plays Saffron?
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joachim
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Posted - Apr 17 2010 : 3:06AM
Captain Tight Pants, you read my mind. Not to kiss ass, but I think Clayra has the build and the hair color to play Saffron.
 
charn
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Posted - Apr 17 2010 : 5:47AM
Instead of just another parody, it could be Firefly with the brakes off. I imagine a gang of lesbian reavers with River, who takes control of their minds and dominates them.
ClayraBeau
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Posted - Apr 17 2010 : 1:04PM
SWEET! So here's the story: They finally catch Saffron dead to rights and they're going to turn her in for a HUGE bounty, and Saffron, no access to her lipstick of doom, must seduce each crew member in order to convince them not to turn her over! I also agree is should be played straight. Porn CAN be an opportunity to go balls out and show everything you can't normally in film and TV. Hell, there's already a market for the violence end of it (think about all the "unrated" director's cuts of horror movies), so we should get the sex part too! As for FX, as someone who has an art degree, I have to recommend finding really good CG art students. They'll work for a case of beer, especially if you find them outside of California...
Damn, I want this one to happen for real now :(
Captain Tight Pants
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Posted - Apr 17 2010 : 9:36PM
I think this is what every good Brown Coat would want to see in an X rated Firefly. I feel bad that I left Safron out of this script. Maybe I can figure out a way to get her in to episode 2. :)
All our big damn heroes except Walsh are in the mess. Mal goes over the plans for the day. Inara has a customer lined up on the planet and leaves on her shuttle.
Zoë goes to the bridge to explain the plan to Walsh and one thing leads to another and they end up fucking on the bridge. Walsh even lands Serenity while Zoë rides him cowgirl style. At the end of the scene we glimpse River watching the lovemaking.
Zoë, Mal, and Jayne go ashore to a bar to meet a fence. Things appear to go smoothly and Zoë goes back to the ship to get the merchandise. Mal goes with the fence to get the payment. Jayne meets a hooker and goes to a back room to fuck her.
Meanwhile back at Serenity, Walsh and Kaylee are making repairs and Kaylee cuts herself. She goes to the infirmary to get a bandage. Simon insists on cleaning and bandaging the wound. He admits his feelings for her and they screw on the examining table. At the end of the scene we glimpse River watching the lovemaking
We then cut to Inara and her customer. Her customer is a young man that needs to be introduced to lovemaking. Inara gives him a very good lesson.
Inara returns to the ship and Zoë is worried because Mal has not come back. Jayne isn’t worried. So Inara and Zo&#235off, and end up rescuing Mal (who has gotten himself beat up). Zoë heads up to the bridge to tell Walsh to get Serenity back into space. Inara nurses Mal back to health. Mal gets Inara to admit she was worried about him and then he admits his feelings for her. They make love in Inara’s shuttle.
River is crying in her cabin. Kaylee and Inara talk to her and find out that she is a virgin and wants to know about lovemaking. Since there are no suitable men available, Kaylee and Inara decide to show her how it’s done.
Walsh detects Alliance ships approaching and Serenity slips off into space.
Captain Tight Pants
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Posted - Apr 17 2010 : 10:03PM
OH! and i got another idea for River, although i think she may be retired. Paulina James
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