Because of this talker's post about how things are boring around here I felt I would share something that came up at a lunch table converstaion between some co-workers of mine. So during our lunch at a local bar Greg asked us what are some of the nastiest things we have done. We all look at one another like, oh lord here at the table of all places. So Greg started it off by telling us that him and his fiancee were having sex but got her to take it up the ass! Wow, so nasty! LOL. Well there was another anal story from Jason, and then Pat (a female) told us that her husband came inside her pussy then let it drip out onto his hand to lick up and they shared it by kissing. Well that was indeed the sickest thing that came up at the table.

After she finished they all looked at me and asked "well?" Being the youngest there and hoping that would help, I said "nothing that would compare to you all". Unfortuneatly that didn't work because they kept on nagging. So I decided to tell them something that hopefully wouldn't get them to think I was a freak. Now I have always enjoyed using pudding during sex espeically custard but after seeing Bella's Perversions (the use with the bannana) I decided to try that. One morning I woke up and before my now finacee left for work I told her that I had a surprise for her when she got home. Now I was thinking about this all day long and the day seemed to last forever! Well around seven she came home after stopping at the store. She said that she wanted to make dinner. After dinner I finally had my chance! After some oral and some fucking I reached down on my side of the bed and grabbed peices of a bannana. My fiancee looked at me and was like, "what the hell are you going to do with that"? I told her that I was going to give her a suprise! Smiliing she went with along with it. I mushed some of the bannana in my hand while I did her in the ass then after pulling her ass open a little bit proceeded to push the bannana in her ass. She freaked out! I mean she was completely surprised! I kept telling her that she was making me so hard and she was so hot that she eased up a little. I put some more bannana in her ass and slid in a butt plug.

After some vaginal sex I bent her over and pulled out the buttplug with my hand out to catch anything. I fed her some bannana then slid my dick into her ass and fucked her with the bannana still in there! Now every guy should try this, IT IS AWSOME (she said that it felt different)! Now I wasn't wearing a condom so it felt magnificant! After some rimming and all that jazz things got back to normal and we finished some time later.

After telling them this they officially said I was one fucked up guy! No I didn't tell them that it was my fiancee well she was my girlfriend then but I kept it all at a down low. The rest of the day went by well with my story spreading around the job. A few people came up to me and asked how I was able to get a girl to do that? Others asked if I was seeing a shrink (go figure)? Well my fiancee came to visit me on my last break for a surprise visit. Just as I was walking her to her car Greg came up to her and asked her if she knew about my bannana story (what a dumbass)? She looked at me with her glaring eyes and yelled, "I thought you weren't going to tell anyone about that?" She stormed off and Greg had that "oh shit look". Soon everyone knew who I was talking about.

It took a week before my fiancee would talk to me but she got over it once I told her that I never said it was her. She also told me that she told her friends about that and what else we do and that she was sorry she blew up (women). At any rate my buddies at work think I'm fucked up and I am now labled a freak! LOL

"Living Life is not made up of material things"