A Mafia Don and his, just turned 18 year old son (Luigi) go to the tailors to get Luigi suited up for entrance into the "Family" that evening.
At the tailor's, the father says to the little old tailor, "I'd like to buy a suit for my little Luigi with the big fuckin' head" (as he says this he starts to cuff Luigi about the head)
The tailor replies, "Yes Sir" and quickly squires Luigi into the back where he suits him up with a 3 piece, pin striped suit.
The tailor brings Luigi out to show his father and the father says, "That's a nice suit for my little Luigi with the big fuckin' head" (as he says this he begins to beat Luigi about the head some more) Then the father says," Now I'd like to buy some shoes for my little Luigi with the big fuckin' head" (as he says this, more beatings ensue.By this time Luigi is getting bloodied from all the beatings)
The tailor quickly takes Luigi into the back and fits him with some Gucci wing tips, then brings him out to show his father. The father says, "Those are nice shoes for my little Luigi with the big fuckin' head" (as he says this he hits Luigi in the head... again)
Finally they go to pay.
At the cash register, the tailor screws up all of his courage and says to the father, "Excuse me sir, you mind if I ask you a question?" The father nods his assent. The tailor goes on to say, "Your little Luigi, his head is a little big, but why do you keep hitting him all the time?"
The father replies gravely, "Years ago my wife Rosa had the tightest cunt in all of Sicily... then along comes little Luigi with the big fuckin' head"
If you actually got this far into the post... congratulations!!! When told this joke works best with a cheesy Italian accent and hand gestures to suggest the hitting of poor Luigi.
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Tina
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