WHOLE CONTINENTS, (Australia), some really big countries, (Canada), and some big distributers in the U.S. have refused to sell "Fuck Slaves" because they say it's too rough!
Both Canada and Australia said their censor boards edited it down to what would be acceptable and they ended up making a three hour movie a thirty minute movie!?
So, because you may not be able to get this movie from your usual vendor, I decided to have a contest and give a few copies away free.
Let's not let "The Man" keep us from having fun!
When I shot "Sex Slaves" for Elegant Angel back in 2003, a similar thing happened, but that movie ended up selling really well, it just took longer to find it's way into the marketplace because some vendors were scared to sell it.
"Fuck Slaves" doesn't have anything in it that's even close to being illegal, it's just adventurous young adults doing it the way they like to do it. It's edgy and sometimes gets pretty rough but it's all in fun.
No farm animals were hurt during this production!
It's just that the current administration has effectively "terrorized" people into cowering in the corner, wringing their hands and wondering, "what if...".
So...because you might not be able to find "Fuck Slaves" at your usual vendor, I am going to have a little trivia contest and whoever gets the right answer first will get a free copy of "Fuck Slaves" sent to your home in a plain brown wrapper.
I'm not sure if this is the correct forum to do this, but here goes;
What is the last line of dialogue in the movie "Chinatown"?
If this works, I'll make it an ongoing thing because I like trivia,( films, music and porn) and everyone likes free porn, right?
Wow ... maybe if you made Sasha drink a LOW-FAT milk enema out of Sandra's ass, instead of that cholesterol-laden regular stuff, you wouldn't have this kind of trouble?
I was going to use Jake Gittes as my porn name but I felt Gittes didn't "read" well so I went with Malone.
Excellent!
Please send your mailing address to jake@evilangel.com and I will have my asian sex slave crawl to the post office with your copy of "Fuck Slaves" held in her teeth, immediately!
Let's do it again!
What's the only song that the Beatles ever recorded on which no Beatle played an instument?
I saw this movie and there's nothing rougher here than your average gonzo. i think the real issue is that the title, "Fuck Slaves", and "slaves" specifically probably draws some unneeded attention to it. O well
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love
There’s nothing you can do that can’t be done Nothing you can sing that can’t be sung Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game It’s easy
There’s nothing you can make that can’t be made No one you can save that can’t be saved Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be in time It’s easy
All you need is love, all you need is love, All you need is love, love, love is all you need Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love All you need is love, all you need is love All you need is love, love, love is all you need
There’s nothing you can know that isn’t known. Nothing you can see that isn’t shown Nowhere you can be that isn’t where you’re meant to be It’s easy
All you need is love, all you need is love All you need is love, love, love is all you need All you need is love (all together now) All you need is love (everybody) All you need is love, love, love is all you need
I know that's not the answer, actually not sure what is but it's one of my favorites! Rock on Jake and don't let the MAN get you down!
Bob, yes, I think a change in title is in order for coming releases of this type, and I don't know if the same fate befell Sex Slaves. It's an interesting question though. Because I didn't own my titles at RLD, I knew less about the actual ins ansd outs of specific sales. No one ever mentioned a problem with it.
Last Action Negro!!! Da Winna!!!
Please send home address to jake@evilangel.com
My asian sex slave is going to have bloody knees! Serves her right, the little fuck-pig.
O.K wait...I fucked up. In the excitement I mistakenly read Bob as the winner when it was actually kukm4, with Bob 2nd by three seconds. For the spirit of your participation Bob, I'll send you one too.
kukm4, send your address!
Thanks for playing!!
Weird, I had posted a congrats to Bob that didn't post. Anyway, Bob, send your address jake@evilangel.com
Yeah, normaly I would have double,tripled check to make sure I spelled everything right. but this time I decided to just write it and press Reply as soon as I could and Hope I got it right. Good thing too or you (Bob) would have def. beaten me to it.
I always log on to this board way too late. Fuck. I could have answered that Chinatown question in .3 seconds.
Then again, I don't need a free copy of Fuck Slaves because I already ordered one. I know damn, good, and well that Jake made this movie specifically for me, and that it will be my favorite of all time. Well, next to Chinatown of course.
I am one of those in Canada who can't get your release as the distributors won't carry it. I'm a huge fan. Don't know what kind of trivia you could offer up for a chance to win your title, but I'd be game.
I could tell you how many cubes of sugar are in a can of coke.........always a good conversational piece.
I did, I did!!...I made it for you and you alone my little cuntprincess.
And I do hope you jerk yourself off frantically while wishfully imagining yourself in the role of Adriana Nicole, as my submissive-slut wife who gets turned over to Manuel for the kind of treatment she so desperately needs.
As the end- credits role, Adriana talks, (before we shot the scene) about her quest for the kind of sexual intensity that brings her to tears, and her hope that her scene that day will be that kind of scene.
She cried....but in such a romantic way...it will warm your black little heart 3sb.
Please decide which of these scenes you would like to re-enact with me when we meet in Vegas!
I was waiting for you to post something about this Jake! For my part I feel proud of the work i did and i think it's completely silly to say it's to rough, i just wish that the "man " would stop stepp'n on my nut sack when quality rough edge porn is being put out and spend more time trying to end this dumb ass war which is in my humble petite opinion obscene. ps
Jake can you please have someone flush my head in the toilette next time
Not to complain or anything, but the actual last line of dialogue in the movie "Chinatown" is spoken by Escobar when he says "Just get him the hell out of here!"
The last direction in the screenplay is: Duffy bear hugs the protesting Gittes, along with Walsh, literally dragging him away from the scene, with Gittes trying to shake free. Through the crowd noises, Walsh can be heard saying, "Forget it, Jake -- it's Chinatown."
However, that is not officially listed as a line of Dialogue - background noise intended to be heard, yes - but credited dialouge - no. I realize this is a technicality, but, Jake, what'ya say?
If you want clarification, go to http://members.aol.com/rwsmittjr/scripts/chinatown.txt