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The Ghost of Cal Jammer
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2207 Posts
7/09
Posted - Dec 2 2010 : 7:14PM
Idea: let the male performers - any male who has worked in porn in the last year - decide on what I would like to think is the porn equivalent of the People's Choice Award: Fuck of the Year. Not best performer. Not best actress. Not the prettiest. Just straight up: which female performer - any female who has worked in porn in the last year, regardless of the amount of work (she could have been in only one film/scene/dvd) - does the male talent like fucking the most. Give the men a list and let them anonymously vote. Why? Because I don't care what anyone else has to say about the female talent; not the production companies; not the agents; not the directors; and certainly not the fans. The only opinion that matters is the one that comes from the men who actually get to fuck these girls. Who knows? Maybe the answer would come as a surprise. Because I watch a lot of porn. And you can tell: some girls really get to the guys, and sometimes they're not the girls you would think, like Tori Black or Kristina Rose or one of the other stalwarts that gets pushed out in front for God knows what reason. I'd like to think that my eyes are not lying to me, because in the last year, every time I watch a scene with Katie St. Ives or Amia Miley or Tanner Mayes, it looks like the male talent - whoever it is - is going to blow their load in like a minute. You can see it on their face and in their body language: this girl (and it's not necessarily juts Katie St. Ives or Amia or Tanner, either; I could say the same thing about Gigi Rivera or Jayden James or Ivy Winters or Ashlynn Brooke [and don't tell me that the stunt cocks don't like working with Ashlynn; Michael Stefano has fucked, what, a 1000 girls, and everytime he does a scene with Ashlynn it looks like he hasn't fucked since 2002]) is a GREAT fuck. In other words, I just want to know. That's all.
Jesus Christ I think I watch too much porn.
Porno Dan
Senior Member

Over 150 XBIZ & AVN Nominations Including Studio of the Year
4378 Posts
3/09
Posted - Dec 6 2010 : 12:26AM
Pretty funny idea.
I could comment on this post, but I will get myself in trouble.
Let's just say you are "spot on" with a couple of your selections.
Mark Wood
Member

61 Posts
6/04
Posted - Dec 6 2010 : 2:28AM
This kind of thread could get a male performer shot lol. I think personally I would need to make a list
Cuddly Wombat
Senior Member

Just another bare bum in the shiower
1739 Posts
12/04
Posted - Dec 6 2010 : 5:15AM
I like the general concept of the performers themselves exclusively voting for best female and male performer of the year and best newcomer, but that is about it.
Anime Nut
Senior Member

Too cool for Zuul
1925 Posts
6/06
Posted - Dec 6 2010 : 11:31AM
I have a related question: Do performers ever get to vote for any of the awards shows?
I would certainly hope so, but I have a feeling that they don't. Which is a real shame. If the cast of Jackass gets to vote for the Academy Awards, then certainly the same should hold true for the adult industry.
 
The Ghost of Cal Jammer
Senior Member

2207 Posts
7/09
Posted - Dec 6 2010 : 1:44PM
I didn't know that this was such a sensitive topic, but then again, that makes sense. I guess everyone just wants to keep friendly relations and not play favorites. That's cool. But I still stand by my original thesis: the male performers should vote on who the best female performers are, and it should be anonymous.
Just like in baseball, the hitters should vote on who the best pitcher is and vice versa. I mean, porn performers, to me at least, are like professional atheletes. That's the closet analogy, I think. No one really knows what it's like to go to battle in the arena except for the combatants. The rest is just supposition and guesswork.



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