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diver
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Posted - Jan 22 2001 : 3:50AM
I am sure we all have some stories of funny things that happened during sex..... how about posting some...

For me.....well I've had several but one we laugh about a lot was this time:

We were out driving around when we decided a blowjob would be nice. We often had sex in vehicles and found it fun to act like teenagers..... This particular time, we pulled off into a familiar spot during the middle of the day and she wanted me fully un-clothed..... then just as the payoff was nearing, up drives a friend of mine........ we departed and drove around the area for the next hour while she continued giving me head.....through towns etc while I was still completely naked. Yeah, I know, you'd have to have been there to see the funny about it but it was hilarious. And I know I said " next hour" ..... Having to negotiate traffic makes a blowjob last a long time........

dumblonde
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Posted - Jan 23 2001 : 7:59AM
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Diver, takin the scenic route....
dumblonde
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Posted - Jan 24 2001 : 1:29PM
I guess the funniest thing to happen concerning sex, was when I was busted giving my ex a blowjob in the elevator at Harvey's Casino in Lake Tahoe, NV., although hotel security failed to see the humor. Had I not been so baked at the time :-), I would have noticed the cameras.
They must have got one hell of a show, 'cause when those doors opened & I looked up and saw the looks on their faces, I just fell out laughing!
But geesh, the way we were tossed out of there, you would have thought we were card cheats.
So, we had a good laugh all the way home, during which I finished the offending blowjob - although we remained clothed for the most part.
Oh, for anyone how has been there - no, it wasn't the exterior all glass elevator. Now that
would be a big score!
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Posted - Jan 24 2001 : 1:42PM
It wasn't really funny at the time (quite painful actually), but I had a past boyfriend jam it in the wrong hole (long before I even knew people had anal sex.)
jas
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Posted - Jan 24 2001 : 5:48PM
Ouch!
 
2dvd
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Posted - Jan 25 2001 : 4:29PM
ouch too. heat of the moment
-lunacy-
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Posted - Jan 25 2001 : 6:49PM
Eh Hemm...

Know that one Steph...we have experienced that too. lol

YOW! What the..!!

Ooops! Got a little over zealous there...

I'm not too sure what this says about me but...

Once Upon A Time,
a condom got stuck in my pussy. We couldn't figure out where the hell the darn thing went to...then I went to the bathroom.

Edited by - -lunacy- on Jan 25 2001

Morrigan
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Posted - Jan 25 2001 : 8:24PM
I was with a particular lover and just as we finished, he let go with a raucous fart. I tried not to laugh, but then he did it again!!! I laughed so hard, I nearly peed. And of course, he did it a third time...Talk about your Turbo boost!

Wahahahahaha
-M

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Posted - Jan 20 2011 : 9:57PM
It's not funny but still.

It really isn't funny. Did he have to wash it off? That's what I have to do and it's not funny.
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