"Porn girls never fold their fucking clothes. Everytime I see a porn starlet open her suitcase of costumes, it's nothing but a giant tangle of pink G-strings, boots and costume jewelry"
Searching for blonde and red bush 1985 Posts 10/02
Posted - Jan 17 2008 : 5:06PM
Beer came out of my nose and onto my keyboard after the alpaca fur reference. That's one hilarious film review--hope to see more from that guy, though I will limit beer consumption whilst reading them. Edited by - bigferret on 1/17/2008 5:07:12 PM
The same could be said for my sex life, come to think of it. Or at least that's what I tell myself to feel better while masturbating. And crying. Nonetheless, thank you for the compliments. As a charter ADT member (or close to it, anyway) I feel compelled to contribute every so often so as to not have my porn privileges revoked.
Yea, most excellent, Diville! I love the Q&A format. Can't believe he did the bulk of his reviews 5 years ago. And that he mixed in the monkey turning inside out with a porno. Edited by - heynow on 1/17/2008 11:35:15 PM
Jonni, thank you for making top notch porn. And sorry about the part at the end where I called Nadia Styles Nadia Nice by mistake. My penis had sequestered my brain's allotment of blood and I wasn't thinking clearly. I'll be sure to compensate with vitamin B-12 before watching your next release.
Very nice to see you back, Diville! Mere moments into the review and I couldn't help but remember why I always looked forward to your reviews as well as the inspiration they gave me back when I was just starting out. Thank you and I hope this isn't just a quick visit. "I do not as a rule seek advice about food from thin people..." - Jeffrey Steingarten
Diville, that's two posts in this thread now, control yourself, you'll blow out your yearly average, Joey Starr and nietzsche will be looking over their shoulder. . Seriously, great review, love the Q & A format. Edited by - MikeOxhard on 1/19/2008 3:38:57 AM
I didn't even know she was back lol! Eva and Sophie Dee have the Sexiest eyes in porn. Just seen her on the cover with Alexis and Kristina. I will be checking her out. Love this girls energy in her scenes.
That's my usual go to move with women. I take them out, then at the end of the night hand them an 1,800 word critique of their sexual aptitude. Until now, only Kristina has felt honored. The others? Not so much.