E For Eva

Studio: Evil Angel Director: Jonni Darkko

Starring:
Jeremy Steele,
Sean Michaels,
Alex Sanders,
John Strong,
Sergio,
John West,
Chris Charming,
Voodoo,
Mike Hawk,
Mark Ashley,
Eva Angelina,
Nadia Styles,
Sammie Rhodes,
Todd Driller,
Jack Venice,
Phat Zane,
Jenner,
Mike Hash,
Winston Burbank,
Marco Banderas,
Audrey Bitoni,
John Espizedo

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skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Jan 17 2008 : 2:49PM I don't know who this guy is, but this review killed me. [Link]
threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jan 17 2008 : 3:52PM Beautiful! Who is this reviewer? Come out & play! [Link]
payday Member damn 311 Posts 7/05	Posted - Jan 17 2008 : 3:56PM "Porn girls never fold their fucking clothes. Everytime I see a porn starlet open her suitcase of costumes, it's nothing but a giant tangle of pink G-strings, boots and costume jewelry" [Link]
Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05	Posted - Jan 17 2008 : 3:57PM Thanks for pointing this review out, Skronk. It was hilarious. [Link]
Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00	Posted - Jan 17 2008 : 4:05PM I laughed, I cried, I fudged my undies... [Link]

Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00	Posted - Jan 17 2008 : 4:05PM Not really. [Link]
Porn Scout Deactivated User 3735 Posts 10/02	Posted - Jan 17 2008 : 4:54PM I just read it. Pretty awesome. [Link]
BigFerret creampie scientist Searching for blonde and red bush 1985 Posts 10/02	Posted - Jan 17 2008 : 5:06PM Beer came out of my nose and onto my keyboard after the alpaca fur reference. That's one hilarious film review--hope to see more from that guy, though I will limit beer consumption whilst reading them. Edited by - bigferret on 1/17/2008 5:07:12 PM [Link]
professorwolf Member The Fringe, USA 90 Posts 7/00	Posted - Jan 17 2008 : 5:43PM Check his old reviews - definitely quality over quantity. Please don't make us wait 14 months for the next one... [Link]
Diville Member 102 Posts 12/99	Posted - Jan 17 2008 : 6:12PM ...definitely quality over quantity. Click to expand The same could be said for my sex life, come to think of it. Or at least that's what I tell myself to feel better while masturbating. And crying. Nonetheless, thank you for the compliments. As a charter ADT member (or close to it, anyway) I feel compelled to contribute every so often so as to not have my porn privileges revoked. [Link]
dead horse Most Beaten Member 305 Posts 6/06	Posted - Jan 17 2008 : 6:12PM That was really funny [Link]
kukm4 Member so-cal 212 Posts 9/04	Posted - Jan 17 2008 : 6:31PM It has the similar feel like a Yahtzee video game review. Good laughs, fun too read. I hope there will be more. :D [Link]
jrsl76 Senior Member Perfection 4024 Posts 8/07	Posted - Jan 17 2008 : 7:10PM I can't believe there is a thread on this, because I just got done reading this and thought it was the best, funniest review I'd ever read. [Link]
hammer Member 222 Posts 12/02	Posted - Jan 17 2008 : 8:17PM me too [Link]
Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03	Posted - Jan 17 2008 : 9:13PM Good shit. Finally. [Image not found DB] [Link]

Johnothan Pedak Senior Member Catastrophe 1594 Posts 6/07	Posted - Jan 17 2008 : 9:42PM Diville is the man! "All other things being equal, the simplest solution is usually stupidity." [Link]
christianx Senior Member 1883 Posts 9/04	Posted - Jan 17 2008 : 9:44PM god damn that was funny...... here is Eva on set with me a few weeks ago [Link]
conquistador Deactivated User Hellhamster. 2947 Posts 10/03	Posted - Jan 17 2008 : 9:46PM @Christianxxx: Do porn girls have to provide their own wardrobe on shoots? [Link]
nietzsche Deactivated User 5470 Posts 8/03	Posted - Jan 17 2008 : 9:49PM Diville wrote: ...definitely quality over quantity. Click to expand The same could be said for my sex life, come to think of it. Or at least that's what I tell myself to feel better while masturbating. And crying. Nonetheless, thank you for the compliments. As a charter ADT member (or close to it, anyway) I feel compelled to contribute every so often so as to not have my porn privileges revoked. Click to expand I feel like you're my long lost brother. [Link]
Janitor Retired Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service. 6409 Posts 11/99	Posted - Jan 17 2008 : 9:52PM See Dr Picklefeather in Story Time for more classic Diville. [Link]
juha Senior Member 2752 Posts 3/05	Posted - Jan 17 2008 : 10:42PM Hilarious! [Link]
HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03	Posted - Jan 17 2008 : 11:10PM Yea, most excellent, Diville! I love the Q&A format. Can't believe he did the bulk of his reviews 5 years ago. And that he mixed in the monkey turning inside out with a porno. Edited by - heynow on 1/17/2008 11:35:15 PM [Link]
Savoy All-Star Member Sucker for Sinners 1844 Posts 12/06	Posted - Jan 18 2008 : 12:01AM Ziploc bags, all sizes, work wonders for suitcase organization. [Link]
DS Darkko Jonni Darkko 7 Posts 8/03	Posted - Jan 18 2008 : 3:59PM Diville, Thanks for the excitingly funny review... Cheers, Jonni [Link]
Diville Member 102 Posts 12/99	Posted - Jan 18 2008 : 4:48PM Jonni, thank you for making top notch porn. And sorry about the part at the end where I called Nadia Styles Nadia Nice by mistake. My penis had sequestered my brain's allotment of blood and I wasn't thinking clearly. I'll be sure to compensate with vitamin B-12 before watching your next release. [Link]

astroknight Questionable Moderator Tastes so good... 4187 Posts 11/99	Posted - Jan 18 2008 : 10:43PM Very nice to see you back, Diville! Mere moments into the review and I couldn't help but remember why I always looked forward to your reviews as well as the inspiration they gave me back when I was just starting out. Thank you and I hope this isn't just a quick visit. "I do not as a rule seek advice about food from thin people..." - Jeffrey Steingarten [Link]
Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03	Posted - Jan 18 2008 : 10:52PM A great review! Hilarious writing! [Link]
ouroboros Member 22 Posts 11/07	Posted - Jan 19 2008 : 2:42AM Great review, and a great flick. Really good stuff. Highly recommended... [Link]
MikeOxhard Member Hedonism = Porn = Good 267 Posts 3/07	Posted - Jan 19 2008 : 3:38AM Diville, that's two posts in this thread now, control yourself, you'll blow out your yearly average, Joey Starr and nietzsche will be looking over their shoulder. . Seriously, great review, love the Q & A format. Edited by - MikeOxhard on 1/19/2008 3:38:57 AM [Link]
HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03	Posted - Oct 8 2009 : 10:57PM Oh Christ, he's done it again! [Link]
Savoy All-Star Member Sucker for Sinners 1844 Posts 12/06	Posted - Oct 9 2009 : 12:20AM Dude, I was going to start a new thread just for it. Kristina Rose should be honored. She got a Diville review! [Link]
fu_q All-Star Member Marv Montag (@PornOfYore) 2506 Posts 2/09	Posted - Oct 9 2009 : 12:40AM This guy is awesome. [Link]
kristinarose Member 797 Posts 2/08	Posted - Oct 9 2009 : 5:14AM I am ;P [Link]
pokerman Member J lo booty 404 Posts 4/09	Posted - Oct 9 2009 : 6:16AM I didn't even know she was back lol! Eva and Sophie Dee have the Sexiest eyes in porn. Just seen her on the cover with Alexis and Kristina. I will be checking her out. Love this girls energy in her scenes. [Link]
Diville Member 102 Posts 12/99	Posted - Oct 9 2009 : 1:05PM Savoy wrote: Kristina Rose should be honored. She got a Diville review! Click to expand That's my usual go to move with women. I take them out, then at the end of the night hand them an 1,800 word critique of their sexual aptitude. Until now, only Kristina has felt honored. The others? Not so much. [Link]

GFFMegan Member 37 Posts 1/09	Posted - Oct 9 2009 : 3:53PM OMG ... best 2 reviews i've read in a long time!! Can you please blog? LOL [Link]

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