Why say no, when it feels so good to say yes. 117 Posts 10/06
Posted - Oct 14 2006 : 9:28AM
A 100% underwater sex flick. Where all the sex looks like it's in slow motion and whenever they moan..it sounds like..."aarrgghhh yuhhhh" *bubble bubble bubble
Or a balance that ass series. Sex on tight ropes and gymnastic balancing beams.
How about sex on a tree branch. The whole time you watch you are waiting for the branch to break as they bounce up and down on it.
How about a series where you never see the cum, just the scrunched up faces of the guys as they're orgasming! An idea whose time has cum! Maybe something like "No Cumshots Allowed"? Can you imagine how much money that would make?
Why say no, when it feels so good to say yes. 117 Posts 10/06
Posted - Oct 14 2006 : 1:13PM
How about "Breakin In Blowup Dolls". Just picture it, you got Lexington Steele sitting on the couch with his arm around a blow up doll that's in a skirt. He gives that Lex stare at the doll. The camera guy says, what's her name and Lex says she doesn't say much. Then the whole scene is about Lex trying to pop the blowup doll with his dick!!
Body Hair...everywhere!!!!!!!!! (calling Ron Jeremy - Ron Jeremy - yellow courtesy phone!)
The good old days had the actresses complaining about anal sex, tho' not because the act hurt, but because if the male wasn't careful, he would pull on the anal hair during insertion!
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Alfredo92 Deactivated User
Honolulu 127 Posts 2/06
Posted - Oct 14 2006 : 3:12PM
They did an underwater sex film back in the 70's. It's not a 100% underwater sex film but it came close. I also saw a japanese porn video where they were underwater in scuba gear and they were fucking. The camera even did a close up of the semen globules that floated away. Looked like tiny jellyfish to me.
And let's cast the guys that look the worst when cumming (which is most all of them). In particular, Lee Stone, Nick Manning, John Strong, Jack Lawrence and Steven St. Croix.
Why say no, when it feels so good to say yes. 117 Posts 10/06
Posted - Oct 14 2006 : 3:57PM
In a move to combat the popularity of the series Milk Junkies...some studio will release the title "Chocolate Milk Junkies". It will start with hershey syrup getting squirted into the girl's ass, then milk, then mixed around with a giant dick. After all the wet dirty sloshing is done, she will bend over a cup to ooze out the chocolate milk and drink it!
Imagine the guy sticking it in her ass and chocolate syrup running down all over the place as she licks it off.
Adding my two sense - you never, ever see anything other than the two faces during the entire scene. Imagine how funny a scene with a room service guy could be if all you saw was the neck up of both the female and male!! Now imagine watching the faces of the person who is not doing the talking but waiting for their line. Perhaps they are mouthing the other person's words waiting for their line.
Adding some classic Benny Hill - at the end, you would see the full body shots of both the actor and the actress doing stuff that has nothing to do with sex!!!!
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Keep on trolling. What a bullshit! Im fucking unstoppable now ... 717 Posts 3/06
Posted - Oct 14 2006 : 11:26PM
A movie where male and female pornstars whack off to fat ugly dudes (normal masturbators) doing ugly fat women. The total role reversal and antithesis of porn rolled up into one concept.
Is that not genius?
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Deep Within The Consciousness Of My Own Mind 64 Posts 9/06
Posted - Oct 17 2006 : 8:33AM
I'd like to see an all lesbian video where the girls pretend that they are chickens in a barnyard.
I'm being serious, really I am!
I should not expect them to act like chooks or dress like chooks, but I should expect of them that they be able to turn their minds to the concentration of how a laying hen thinks.
A serious documentary in which The Semen and Sperm Banks Association of America is suing a Mr. Brandon Iron for creating a panic shortage within the sperm bank industry of valuable so called "Grade A" stamped semen and sperm which is highly valued for its thick viscosity. One emotional scene shows distraught childless couples camping outside a warehouse that is surrounded by barbed wire where there was rumoured to be a filming of a porn DVD titled A Good Source of Iron 7. It was noted that most of the distraught couples were carrying varying sizes of what looked to be Tupperware brand air tight containers, mayonnaise jars and dry ice. In another scene the documentary film maker states,"While this reporter has not personally viewed any DVDs titled A Good Source of Iron COUGH...COUGH...COUGH...COUGH...one can only imagine what vile, disgusting,thick, viscous, gloppy,slimy,valuable sperm these poor,sweet,firm,pretty,pouty,nubile young ladies have to swallow and in turn threaten the birthrate of an entire generation."
Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined 1229 Posts 7/05
Posted - Oct 18 2006 : 11:37PM
Phone Sex
Every scene is split-screen so you see the old/ugly/fat chick talking sexy on one side and on the other side you see the troll-like, pathetic loser masturbating.
I once had this idea for a porn film called "The Virgin," in which an untouched, chaste girl imagines herself having sex with the various people that she meets throughout the film. At the end, she chooses to keep her virginity and enters a seminary to train to become a nun. The irony of all this is that while, within the narrative of the film she remains a virgin, in actual reality she got fucked all ways till tuesday, which can screw around with the mind of the viewer a little bit.
Actually, it has been done in "An Act of Confession" from 1972. A young nun has dreams and fantasies about fucking various members of the clergy and even Christ himself. All the sexual encounters take place in her mind and she does go on to become a missionary and remain celebate. The film is very difficult to find due to it's theme. In fact, I think it's only release on video was by way of a poor quality bootleg.
Why say no, when it feels so good to say yes. 117 Posts 10/06
Posted - Oct 20 2006 : 2:46PM
A series called.."skull fuck" where the girl is behind an xray machine giving blowjobs. All you see are all the bones in her head and teeth moving around while she sucks it. Sure to be a smash hit!
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Posted - Oct 14 2006 : 9:23AM