Funny looking dick !!

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tutulu Member 16 Posts 5/06	Posted - May 30 2006 : 11:47PM Why do so many male performers have funny looking dicks either bent, curved, drooping never hard dicks? Is more prevalent in the general population as we see in porn? Jake Steed - Curved sideways Jack Napier - Drooping, never hard Mr Biggs - Curved sideways, twisted Mr marcus - bent upwards, never fully hard Marc Duato - Curved upwards Julian St Jox - curved sideways 18 inch - drooping, never hard Wesley Pipes - curved upwards, large scrotum Darren James - curved upwards, twisted Byron long - never fully hard Shane Diesel - drooping, Never fully hard, Bit curved sideways Joachim Kessef - Curved sideways Mark Anthony - !/3 of wood from tip is abnormally looking like it was injured or pumped, resembles pressing toothpaste from an almost empty toothpaste tube. Normal dicks - mandingo, lex, Jules Jordan, Slayer and brian pumper. all straight, hard and forward looking. [Link]
Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14594 Posts 3/02	Posted - May 31 2006 : 12:23AM Can't help you, I've been watching the women. [Link]
fiend77 Member 187 Posts 3/06	Posted - May 31 2006 : 12:39AM tutulu wrote: Why do so many male performers have funny looking dicks either bent, curved, drooping never hard dicks? Is more prevalent in the general population as we see in porn? Jake Steed - Curved sideways Jack Napier - Drooping, never hard Mr Biggs - Curved sideways, twisted Mr marcus - bent upwards, never fully hard Marc Duato - Curved upwards Julian St Jox - curved sideways 18 inch - drooping, never hard Wesley Pipes - curved upwards, large scrotum Darren James - curved upwards, twisted Byron long - never fully hard Shane Diesel - drooping, Never fully hard, Bit curved sideways Joachim Kessef - Curved sideways Mark Anthony - !/3 of wood from tip is abnormally looking like it was injured or pumped, resembles pressing toothpaste from an almost empty toothpaste tube. Normal dicks - mandingo, lex, Jules Jordan, Slayer and brian pumper. all straight, hard and forward looking. Click to expand WTF? Are you a girl, or homo? [Link]
Drop a load Senior Member My leg hurts 1098 Posts 11/05	Posted - May 31 2006 : 12:47AM only took an 50 minutes for someone to ask that question Edited by - drop a load on 5/31/2006 12:48:41 AM [Link]
Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14594 Posts 3/02	Posted - May 31 2006 : 12:48AM Knock it off guys. I'm really tired of the stupid "homo" attacks. [Link]

Isabel Isabel Ice 170 Posts 4/06	Posted - May 31 2006 : 1:02AM Who cares what the dick looks like if it feels good???? I love dicks with a curve, espesially if they get really hard... my boyf.'s dick curves and it always makes me cum... other dicks in the list who feel goood, are, Marco Duato's, Byron Long's, Shane Diesel's and I just came 3 times with Jack Napier the other day... some of the dicks I haven't tried... I don't think its abnormal to have a curve... [Link]
LCF All-Star Member Non Prevalebunt! 10364 Posts 1/05	Posted - May 31 2006 : 1:05AM fiend77 wrote: tutulu wrote: Why do so many male performers have funny looking dicks either bent, curved, drooping never hard dicks? Is more prevalent in the general population as we see in porn? Jake Steed - Curved sideways Jack Napier - Drooping, never hard Mr Biggs - Curved sideways, twisted Mr marcus - bent upwards, never fully hard Marc Duato - Curved upwards Julian St Jox - curved sideways 18 inch - drooping, never hard Wesley Pipes - curved upwards, large scrotum Darren James - curved upwards, twisted Byron long - never fully hard Shane Diesel - drooping, Never fully hard, Bit curved sideways Joachim Kessef - Curved sideways Mark Anthony - !/3 of wood from tip is abnormally looking like it was injured or pumped, resembles pressing toothpaste from an almost empty toothpaste tube. Normal dicks - mandingo, lex, Jules Jordan, Slayer and brian pumper. all straight, hard and forward looking. Click to expand WTF? Are you a girl, or homo? Click to expand If I may and you don't mind I have to say that he (or she) is a brand new member with 4 posts only and this is the second time he has been answered like this and even worse , if we continue like this he could escape from here , for what I saw so far this board has never showed any lack of ospitality or better I can't recall any, this is the first time. I know that no offense was intended but that's me and I know this board since years , I believe it's not the case of our new member. To answer to tutulu like hardware I don't pay much attention on performers dicks but , with the exception of Jules Jordan, all the performers you've mentioned are black , are you particulary interested on the shape of black dicks ? Anyway welcome aboard tutulu Edited by - Laurie Cameron Fan on 5/31/2006 5:29:21 AM [Link]
tutulu Member 16 Posts 5/06	Posted - May 31 2006 : 12:47PM It doesn't take a genius to notice this if you watch only one porn production. Most if not all of the male performers in it will be on my list. I can't watch any of them with my BF cos it kills any libido I have while my man's libido up. My BFs so far are 'normal' thats why I am curious to know if I have been lucky to have 'abnormal' ones and those in the industry are the norm. Any way thanks Laurie [Link]
LCF All-Star Member Non Prevalebunt! 10364 Posts 1/05	Posted - May 31 2006 : 2:28PM Well when we say we didn't noticed those dicks we mean that our attention was focused on the girls , yes I can see a dick is big and even with an unusual shape but if you ask me what was that shape I discover I can't recall with the exception of their lenght , lack of attention I guess . Edited by - Laurie Cameron Fan on 5/31/2006 2:29:32 PM [Link]
payday Member damn 311 Posts 7/05	Posted - Jun 1 2006 : 8:02AM tutulu wrote: It doesn't take a genius to notice this if you watch only one porn production. Most if not all of the male performers in it will be on my list. I can't watch any of them with my BF cos it kills any libido I have while my man's libido up. My BFs so far are 'normal' thats why I am curious to know if I have been lucky to have 'abnormal' ones and those in the industry are the norm. Any way thanks Laurie Click to expand Well, some people are tall, some have blue eyes, and some have bent dicks. That's just a reality hun.. [Link]
Twiki Member bidibidibidibidi 99 Posts 5/06	Posted - Jun 1 2006 : 9:28AM tutulu wrote: Normal dicks - mandingo, lex, Jules Jordan, Slayer and brian pumper. all straight, hard and forward looking. Click to expand All of these men show the signs of genital mutilation. On a world scale this is certainly not normal. Edited by - Twiki on 6/1/2006 9:28:59 AM [Link]
IWAdult Member 628 Posts 5/06	Posted - Jun 2 2006 : 9:49PM i could be wrong, but i am pretty sure it is MORE common for a guy to have a curved or bent dick then a perfectly straight one. Maybe the bigger they are the more they curve who knows? As long as they are in working order and it makes the scene worth while.So Be It [Link]
The The Member 196 Posts 2/06	Posted - Jun 5 2006 : 4:32PM This is totally off topic, but I saw the name Joachim Kessef. And having watched quite a few Sineplex DVDs, the one thing I have noticed in all of his scenes, is that the guy is the ashiest motherfucker I have ever seen on film. It is distracting. He is ashy from head to toe. And whenever you see his face, he's got dry, cracked lips too. In Sineplex films you see these unbelievably beautiful girls and then there's this guy, who looks like he was rolling around in flour before the scene. Has the guy never met a bottle of lotion? [Link]
palominorn Member I'M RICH BIATCH! 956 Posts 8/05	Posted - Jun 5 2006 : 4:51PM AS PER MY AVATAR - "I don't have much of an appetite, thank you." [Link]
dibbo69 Member 25 Posts 11/04	Posted - Sep 3 2006 : 6:08AM Anybody here ever hear of a guy named Bob Lowe? This guy definately has an odd cock and my wife and I have been wondering what his deal is? It is so thick the shaft is thicker than the head. We just want to know his story if anyone does, we will listen. [Link]

ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06	Posted - Sep 3 2006 : 6:44AM IWAdult wrote: i could be wrong, but i am pretty sure it is MORE common for a guy to have a curved or bent dick then a perfectly straight one. Maybe the bigger they are the more they curve who knows? As long as they are in working order and it makes the scene worth while.So Be It Click to expand i'm no doctor, but, from memory, NO DICK is perfectly straight. it's just that some curves are more pronounced. it's a genetic anomaly. deal with it. [Link]
john thomas Deactivated User 1168 Posts 6/06	Posted - Sep 3 2006 : 7:08AM I'm surprised tutulu never mentioned Christoph Clark. He would be my top example of a curvy-cocked performer. And, pace IWAdult, he is fairly averagely sized too. It is inspiring to me that someone who isn't exceptionally large in the dick department nor exceptionally straight or exceptionally hard or exceptionally shapely should be able to have the hugely successful porn career that he has had. Edited by - john thomas on 9/3/2006 7:08:39 AM [Link]
ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06	Posted - Sep 3 2006 : 7:09AM ditto max hardcore [Link]
pinc_noiz Deactivated User 758 Posts 6/05	Posted - Sep 3 2006 : 7:13AM The The wrote: This is totally off topic, but I saw the name Joachim Kessef. And having watched quite a few Sineplex DVDs, the one thing I have noticed in all of his scenes, is that the guy is the ashiest motherfucker I have ever seen on film. It is distracting. He is ashy from head to toe. And whenever you see his face, he's got dry, cracked lips too. In Sineplex films you see these unbelievably beautiful girls and then there's this guy, who looks like he was rolling around in flour before the scene. Has the guy never met a bottle of lotion? Click to expand Never noticed beautiful girls often 'pick' less beautiful friends? They look even better that way ... So maybe Joachim is only 'less beautiful' when surrounded by pure beauties! Luckily nobody is perfect, and all are unique. When this disturbs you, I advise to not view at all, or FFWD the necessary scenes. Sell all mirrors and stay home alone. p_n [Link]
tutulu Member 16 Posts 5/06	Posted - Sep 3 2006 : 10:23PM i'm no doctor, but, from memory, NO DICK is perfectly straight. it's just that some curves are more pronounced. it's a genetic anomaly. deal with it. ABSOLUTELY INCORRECT. My BF's dick is perfectly straight. Mandingo or Lex is PERFECTLY straight. Maybe My bf and these people for example are in the minority but that statement is certainly FALSE. maybe it makes you people feel ok. If that is it I cannot begrug anybody. [Link]
tutulu Member 16 Posts 5/06	Posted - Sep 3 2006 : 10:45PM Lee Stone - bent downwards, almost curved at 90 degreesm angle. What is his wood looking at the floor? Shane - gel like, drooping Nathan threat - looks upwards Domineko - Curving sideways OUCHH, it must be painful f'ing this dick [Link]
absynth Member absynth makes the heart grow fonder 434 Posts 8/06	Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 1:15AM heh.. I kinda laughed when Mandingo's dick was called normal.. [Link]
absynth Member absynth makes the heart grow fonder 434 Posts 8/06	Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 1:22AM My guess is that some of the male talents with the more extreme curvature may suffer from Peyronie's disease. Here's an informative link: http://www.ayurvediccure.com/penis_curvature.htm [Link]
AlexPanzer Deactivated User 1593 Posts 6/03	Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 3:35AM My dick has like big vein or something in it with kinda of like an "O" shapped part in it. Kinda of like a straw with a cheerio in it. [Link]
ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06	Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 3:53AM tutulu wrote: i'm no doctor, but, from memory, NO DICK is perfectly straight. it's just that some curves are more pronounced. it's a genetic anomaly. deal with it. ABSOLUTELY INCORRECT. My BF's dick is perfectly straight. Mandingo or Lex is PERFECTLY straight. Maybe My bf and these people for example are in the minority but that statement is certainly FALSE. maybe it makes you people feel ok. If that is it I cannot begrug anybody. Click to expand perfection is an ideal. it's not quantifiable in reality. you should get a spirit level and check it out. [Link]

scipio Senior Member 1901 Posts 2/00	Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 8:34AM additionally, humans are not perfectly symmetrical. [Link]
tutulu Member 16 Posts 5/06	Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 11:13AM I was watching 'Talk Sex with Sue' and the Doc that came on said that the disease occurs in about 36% of the population. Dont't if it is worldwide population, American or Canadian population. With that statistic, I wonder why 95% on porn actors seem to have this disease in 1 degree or the other. Any one knows why? Is this the only they can get sex with their disease? [Link]
tutulu Member 16 Posts 5/06	Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 11:17AM But you people hold the women pornstars to perfection. You want them to take DPs, deepthroat, no stretch marks,she must be pretty etc. Why the double standard when it comes to awkward looking dicks these people work with. [Link]
Drew Black broken crankshaft 8009 Posts 9/99	Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 11:40AM Have these guy's dicks always been curvy or is it something they have 'aquired' over the years of having sex for a living? I bet there have been plenty of instances where guys have bent/damaged their dicks on set. I know that in the pre-Viagra/Cialis days it was more important that a guy be able to keep his dick hard and deliver a money shot in a room full of strangers than it was for him to have a striaght (or huge) cock. Maybe that will change someday since dick drugs are expanding the available talent pool. Most guys fantasize that being a porn star would be the ideal profession when the reality is that 99.9% of them couldn't do the job. [Link]
pinc_noiz Deactivated User 758 Posts 6/05	Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 11:51AM I wonder the Doc on 'Talk Sex with Sue' was talking about the kind of diseases resulting in 'funny looking dicks' ... Double standard? As I wrote earlier: luckily nobody is perfect, and all are unique. Men and woman alike. Yes, I like watching beautiful woman, as I do watching beautiful men. And to me, there's no need to buy manufactured body-parts to tweak the body into (fantasised) perfection. Keep the body as-is, imperfect, unique. p_n [Link]
willywilly Member Activated Member 662 Posts 2/05	Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 12:31PM pinc_noiz wrote: - luckily nobody is perfect, Click to expand Speak for yourself. I'm not even conceited either. Obviously, that would be a fault, and - you guessed it - I'm perfect. [Link]
pinc_noiz Deactivated User 758 Posts 6/05	Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 12:38PM willywilly wrote: I'm perfect. Click to expand Not even a bit bent, curved, drooping or cough'never hard dick'cough? p_n [Link]
Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14594 Posts 3/02	Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 12:56PM tutulu wrote: But you people hold the women pornstars to perfection. You want them to take DPs, deepthroat, no stretch marks,she must be pretty etc. Click to expand Look at all the arguments and polls over who's the best looking pornstar. Sure, men like women to look pretty but the idea that there's a universal standard for pretty is just marketing BS from the fashion industry. [Link]
MFD Member 97 Posts 4/03	Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 1:32PM What really bothers me is seeing unhealthy looking dick. Seymore Butts looked normal at first but now it looks like his cock has been run over serveral times by Carey Hart with fresh BMX tires. I don't know if he can apply a cream to his cock to make it all one color again. That boyfriend of Bonita Saint's, his cock looks like a PEZ dispenser. Felecia's boyfriend has a weird growth connecting the shaft to the head, if I recall correctly. Just disturbing. I've also seen some still with Jassie where she's got cock with tiny warts/sores going in her mouth. Funny curved cock is no big deal. I really don't think porn dick is evoluntionarily design to endure some of the things we take for granted as commonplace. Edited by - MFD on 9/4/2006 1:33:50 PM [Link]
absynth Member absynth makes the heart grow fonder 434 Posts 8/06	Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 3:07PM Some cocks in porn look like they've been treated with a cryo gun one too many times... Probably because they have. [Link]

pinc_noiz Deactivated User 758 Posts 6/05	Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 3:44PM scuze, but what's a cryo gun? thanks p_n [Link]
AlexPanzer Deactivated User 1593 Posts 6/03	Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 3:56PM pinc_noiz wrote: scuze, but what's a cryo gun? thanks p_n Click to expand Gun that shoots ice or frost. [Link]
Twiki Member bidibidibidibidi 99 Posts 5/06	Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 4:25PM tutulu wrote: My BF's dick is perfectly straight. Click to expand I understand your BF has the savage scars of male genital mutilation. Why does a perfectionist like you put up with something sickening like this? [Link]
kirby Member California 187 Posts 8/06	Posted - Sep 4 2006 : 4:30PM I don't mind a curved dick, just as long as it's not too curved and fits in my pussy then I'm happy. [Link]
alfan Member Lea DeMae!!!! Simply the Best!! 443 Posts 6/06	Posted - Sep 5 2006 : 12:31AM Lee Stone, this guy has a piece that even when you are not paying attention to the guy, you will notice that it looks like it is bent sometimes. Weird, almost looks like it will break, its so crooked. I only notice this guys tool, cause its odd. The rest of the time I could care less....more eyes on the babes. [Link]
imak Adult Film Legend 3345 Posts 2/04	Posted - Sep 5 2006 : 1:29AM i see a lot of dicks, for the most part I think porn dicks represent the general population in funny lookingness. [Link]
AlexPanzer Deactivated User 1593 Posts 6/03	Posted - Sep 5 2006 : 2:50AM Kami wrote: i see a lot of dicks, for the most part I think porn dicks represent the general population in funny lookingness. Click to expand Kami, whats the funniest dick that you saw? Did it had any Frosted Flakes or Cinammon Apple Jacks in it? [Link]
pinc_noiz Deactivated User 758 Posts 6/05	Posted - Sep 5 2006 : 6:25AM AlexPanzer wrote: pinc_noiz wrote: scuze, but what's a cryo gun? thanks p_n Click to expand Gun that shoots ice or frost. Click to expand thanks they shoot ice/frost on their dicks? to cool down? [Link]
AlexPanzer Deactivated User 1593 Posts 6/03	Posted - Sep 5 2006 : 6:50AM pinc_noiz wrote: AlexPanzer wrote: pinc_noiz wrote: scuze, but what's a cryo gun? thanks p_n Click to expand Gun that shoots ice or frost. Click to expand I dont think so, I think that guns are used to shoot dicks. thanks they shoot ice/frost on their dicks? to cool down? Click to expand [Link]
absynth Member absynth makes the heart grow fonder 434 Posts 8/06	Posted - Sep 5 2006 : 8:59AM they shoot ice/frost on their dicks? to cool down? Click to expand My bad, I should have explained. Cryo guns (liquid nitrogen guns)are used to treat genital warts. So if you see spots that almost look like burns or scarring on a male talent's peice, that could very well be the cause. [Link]
pinc_noiz Deactivated User 758 Posts 6/05	Posted - Sep 5 2006 : 9:03AM thanks for explaining / sorry for derailing p_n [Link]
Pornmaster Mike Senior Member 32DDD 1462 Posts 8/02	Posted - Sep 5 2006 : 9:36AM i think curved dicks are pretty common... and the ones that droop is probably because they are just big - they require more blood flow to that area - and are just heavy thick pieces of meat - gravity kicks in... its a challenge i live with every day - Mike [Link]
imak Adult Film Legend 3345 Posts 2/04	Posted - Sep 5 2006 : 9:59AM need a hand with that? [Link]
Alberto Rey Member 191 Posts 10/03	Posted - Sep 5 2006 : 11:34AM Hardware wrote: Can't help you, I've been watching the women. Click to expand Hahahahahaha!! Excellent !!! [Link]
rimmemartin Member 10 Posts 8/06	Posted - Sep 6 2006 : 1:07PM Lee Stone hasn't popped up in this convesation yet, he has a huge curve in his dick. [Link]
pornvalleyprincess Member LA 104 Posts 9/04	Posted - Sep 20 2006 : 9:35PM Kami wrote: need a hand with that? Click to expand NAH, THANKS KAMI- ILL TAKE THIS ONE :) [Link]