First scene, a latin girl is in a car trying to pass a driving test. "I can't do this. How about I just fuck you and you give me my drivers license". "That is highly unorthodox, how about you learn how to drive", says the instructor. "Oh I get it, you don't like girls, is that what it is, you're probably just a fagget. Aren't you. Will you please stop writing!" She yells at him as she rips the clip board and pen out of his hand. "I'm trying to get my drivers licence!" "You're never going to get it like that." She gets out of the car, "We'll see about that". Walking around to his side, opening his door, "Right here, right now!" "Back off, I'm married ok, chill". "I'm getting my drivers license today, baby. I'm going out tonight." As the camera zooms in on her like she's about to kick his ass.

Second scene, Dessert Rose/Kody is making the bed, when she sees under the bed stacks of porn hidden under the bed. Titles like Girl Power, Barefoot Confidential..various titles by the same company that made Chica Boom 11. "What the hell, Oh my God. Girl Power, what the hell, that is disgusting." Then the scene cuts to her and her man on the bed reading when she suggests they get some movies. She comes in, how bout we watch this..throwing the porn dvds at him, saying this is fucking disgusting. "What would your mother think, how bout I call her right now and she can watch it with us! Don't even talk, I can't stand you! What the fuck where you thinking! They're discriminating against women. You're a fucking pervert." Then the guy has a slight slur as he tries to explain it. He asks her to sit down as he explains, she sais, "no, fuck you, your fucking disgusting". As he explains, look it sais "pleeassure, on the back, these girls enjoy it." haha.

The DVD also had a bonus bloopers section, this is crazy. I didn't think porn could be funny. What's some funny porn you've seen?

Edited by - munkey on Apr 10 2004

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