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Andy2
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3/05
Posted - Dec 27 2005 : 11:34AM
Have directors experimented with inserting a tiny battery-powered lightbulb that would lodge at the end of a starlet's rectum and give crystal clear illumination when she gapes? I suppose the problem would be if the bulb gets hot, but there must be some way of getting round this. Has to be worth a go, no?
tytan
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Posted - Dec 27 2005 : 12:08PM
thats a cool idea
im also a big fan of gaping asses but often you just see dark holes, so enlightened anuses are definately a thing i want to see finally. (enough with black holes)

there are several ways to get a look inside: with magnifying glasses and af lashlight or just zooming in or moving a mini-camera into the ass of the woman, anal speculum and so on..

Edited by - tytan on 12/27/2005 12:09:33 PM

dac
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Posted - Dec 27 2005 : 12:25PM
"enlightened anuses." That one speaks for itself.
kierkegaard
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Posted - Dec 27 2005 : 1:24PM
Oral B.
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Posted - Dec 27 2005 : 2:02PM
"im also a big fan of gaping asses but often you just see dark holes, so enlightened anuses are definately a thing i want to see finally. (enough with black holes)"

I agree. Jean Yves Le castel is the closest it comes to to true gape enlightenment.
We need a light at the end of the tunnnel.
Paging Lemiwinks.

 
de25ge
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yes I'm virilis
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11/05
Posted - Dec 27 2005 : 2:32PM
There are LED lights, which emit light and nearly no heat.

In medicine there is even a small capsule you swallow,which makes pictures of the intestine, I don't know how they get light into it or how long power supply works.

Edited by - de25ge on 12/28/2005 7:58:07 AM

croy
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Posted - Dec 27 2005 : 10:02PM
How about a small but powerful light so when a woman is gaping, the room is lit up? Hard to see in, but compared to the fire show that Zane gave, mild.
HeyNow All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Dec 28 2005 : 2:13AM
Maybe some sort of fiber optics?
Pagoda
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Posted - Dec 28 2005 : 2:52AM
This thread is hilarious. I hate gaping in porn, but I love this discussion. I'm keeping an eye on this one.
Drew Black
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Posted - Dec 28 2005 : 2:59AM
So someone will light up the inner anus for a camera next week. The week after that someone else will stick a bigger/brighter light source. The fans will scream that they want to see more clearly and deeper into the chute de poop.

Eventually this trend will create a whole new genre of filth: pornstar endoscopies Who's going to do it first? They'll be rich beyond words.

Gapelover
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10/03
Posted - Dec 28 2005 : 6:04AM
Do they use a special lightbulb at teachmyass website,
or a bulb that gets hot ?
http://teachmyass.com/index.php

+1 for enlightened gapes in movies

VincentVanGauge
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Posted - Dec 29 2005 : 7:24AM
I already said it here and I say it again:
For a state of bliss with Cursive it's worth to be a bit subversive.
de25ge
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Posted - Dec 29 2005 : 7:51AM
It's funny how everything has been said and done before...
BigFerret
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Posted - Dec 29 2005 : 8:49AM
Nice site! Do you know who that Destiny chick is?
threesomebody
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Posted - Dec 29 2005 : 9:15AM
Weren't lights added to the Tunnel of Love circa 1978?
 
Kperv
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Posted - Dec 29 2005 : 9:36AM
Weren't you a little young in 1978 to be adding lights to your Tunnel of Love?
MrMire
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7/04
Posted - Dec 29 2005 : 2:36PM
Yeah! More gapes, more light! I am really not into all this rosebud / Prolapse stuff. But a nice healthy ass really my interest to look into it. The actor in front of the camera can look into it, why can't we! This is UNFAIR!

Gapes and asses are nature's most precious gift!

de25ge
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11/05
Posted - Dec 29 2005 : 3:04PM
Every time I see this thread in active topics, the song "Greased Lightning" pops into my head...
ryan12
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Posted - Dec 29 2005 : 9:37PM
I'd rather see it filled, rammed, jammed pack of cock than lightened
DenverDon
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Posted - Dec 30 2005 : 12:34AM
When I had my endoscopy, I could watch it on a TV monitor. Crystal clear it was, everything in detail.

I didn't get a video or DVD of it though. Maybe I should go back and get one, I could make tons off it.

(I don't think anyone would be able to tell whether it was a guy or gal.)

de25ge
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Posted - Dec 30 2005 : 12:49AM
We always knew you are a star DD...
Andy2
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Posted - Dec 30 2005 : 12:29PM
Ugh. However, for hot-assed girls it could be an interesting BTS or bonus scene. Would have to be worth a quick jerk!
Pagoda
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Posted - Dec 30 2005 : 3:14PM
Wait a minute. Are you saying that the sight of the inside of a hot starlet's lower digestive tract would physically arouse you?

I know we can't always explain why certain things turn us on, but could you try? I don't understand this at all, and I'd like to.

I've got a bright idea. I'm going to invent a tiny little miner's hat to go on the head of a porn stud's dick. It'll have a light as powerful as the one atop the Luxor pyramid in Las Vegas, plus a camera. That way, the viewer can get the dickhead's view of the starlet's ass.

Honestly, if you all want to practice amateur proctology and there's a director and actress willing and able to indulge you, more power to you guys. I wish I could find pornographers willing to indulge my fantasies.

<typos>

Edited by - Pagoda on 12/30/2005 3:23:07 PM

boze
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11/05
Posted - Dec 30 2005 : 4:17PM
If the pornoboys could produce even a slightly realistic proctology/medical vid, I'll buy. Typically, tho, the cover would be interesting, but the movie itself would be the usual 6 hairy dudes suddenly appearing, and you know the rest.
ze_dude33
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Posted - Dec 30 2005 : 4:18PM
A Beautiful Gape in the dark is like the moon in the daylight,we cannot see entirely the perfection of his shape and...that's a heresy !!!

Absolutly nothing is more beautiful than a Gape... Nothing ! Even my Hairy Surpressurized Balls about to squirt my semen of love on my sperm-soiled floor tiles ......
...NOTHING !!!

Edited by - ze_dude33 on 12/30/2005 4:33:32 PM

 
Andy2
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UK
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Posted - Dec 30 2005 : 5:04PM
Well, I'm not really sure I'd find it arousing per se, but it would certainly be interesting to see... I can think of things I'd be less likely to get aroused by - HMA for one.
coolman
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Posted - Jan 3 2006 : 5:00PM
In this thread are a lot ideas for the folks of SINEPLEX/SINSATIONAL ;)
Algaliarept
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Posted - May 16 2010 : 6:53AM
I nominate this as the best title to a thread EVER!
on topic...I just got "Rear Entry POV" which contained a couple of scenes that included the Mike Adriano inserting speculums into a few assholes and then shining a light inside. The scene with Jenna Moretti comes to mind
Edited by - algaliarept on 5/16/2010 6:55:06 AM
Algaliarept
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Posted - May 16 2010 : 6:58AM
^^I dig your new avatar btw (serial gapes!)
AsianAnalPantyhoserGuy
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Posted - May 16 2010 : 11:02AM
I do a lot of work in the construction industry as well as artwork with LED and acrylic polymer applications. A clear tube can be modified quite easily with a little skill and works as a sort of fiber-optic medium. The LED lights can run from the outside of the tube and will illuminate inside the tube according to where the polymer has been disturbed. The illumination is still rather weak, unless you actually stick a separate light within the tube which is projected outward toward the walls of the body cavity. This creates another problem of glare which I plan to overcome. Let's just say that I am a mad scientist in a lab right now with a sick and twisted vision.
MrTibbs
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Posted - May 16 2010 : 4:42PM
Sound like Adriano's your boy, OP. He's got some more spelunking in American Anal Sluts.
Colombian-Canuck
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Posted - May 16 2010 : 5:04PM
Inserting a battery-powered light bulb in anyone's butt is so gross, I hope no one is desperate enough to do it.
Colombian-Canuck
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Posted - May 16 2010 : 5:34PM
^Plus it's gonna burn.
AsianAnalPantyhoserGuy
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Posted - May 16 2010 : 6:11PM
^ Reminder; LED lights emit little or no heat.
Like I always say ...."I am desperate, don't make me do it bitch!"
Digmen1
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Posted - May 17 2010 : 2:23AM
I love ass gaping.
But I really don't want to see any further inside !
If you do ! have you ever thought about becoming a surgeon ?
Would any of you guys like to try it first ?
 
RandomPrecision
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Posted - May 17 2010 : 11:32AM
I'm pretty sure there are speculum that are made with a light "onboard". It would probably be an LED or fiber optic light this day and time. Such an instrument would (if of sufficient quality) focus a nice beam of light perfectly. That's what they're designed to do. Such an item would probably also be quite costly if you tried to buy one that is actually made for medical use.
I've seen people use a cheap plastic speculum and a flashlight but that doesn't seem to cut it. Most flashlights have terrible beams. And there's that problem that the flashlight body blocks the view because a beam from a flashlight doesn't bend. It goes where you point the flashlight. The only way to light a gape with a flashlight is to point the flashlight in the same direction you point the camera. This obviously does not work well.
Anyway, I've seen some nice vaginal speculum shots from inthecrack.com but I don't thing they do butt gapes. And there's something about the image quality of their cameras I don't like. The resolution is fine. Better than fine but there's still something off about it.
I don't know if a site like that exists for buttholes. I've seen some stuff dedicated to gaping ass but it's almost always low quality and poorly lit.
raybbaby
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Posted - May 17 2010 : 5:37PM
There is no "a" in the word definitely. Consider yourself an enlightened anus.
Fernandez
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Posted - Feb 22 2011 : 10:40AM
Perfect.
mstrhole All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Feb 28 2011 : 1:35AM
Threads like this are why I'm glad I discovered this website. You can't buy entertainment like this. Between this thread and the "who's got the prettiest asshole" thread I've laughed so hard I think I pissed myself -- but then I'm old enough so that this is a risk even if I sneeze.
I mean no disrespect -- perhaps it's just the mood I'm in tonight that made these topics seem so hilarious.
I'm imagining the conversation between the porn director, the agent, and the starlet when they discuss putting a light up her ass so they can get a better shot of the gape.
STARLET: You want to what?
DIRECTOR: We want to put a light in your rectum so we can get a good gape shot.
STARLET: A light? Really? A fucking LIGHT!?
AGENT: We want an extra 10 bills for that, minimum. What kinda light we talkin' about here? Trouble light? Klieg? Halogen?
STARLET: A light? You want to put a light up my ass? OK, how much am I gonna get paid?



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