Okay, I'm no Brian Pumper fan, but this Gapeman movie of his has nothing less a dream anal cast: Dana DeArmond, Bobbi Starr (who should be in every movie together), Annette Schwartz and Adrianna Nicole together (who almost killed Steve Holmes once), Kelly Wells and a personal favorite of mine, the underrated Amber Rayne. This is a near perfect cast (sorry, Kelly). If it were anyone but Pumper, it might be an automatic purchase, but since it is, a rental in case it's just a lot of his robot fucking. Also I think it's all anal, no vaginal which I just find a bit dull.
With the exception of only one scene, the video is all single girl scenes (1 girl per scene), which I find very dull. It would have been great if he would have teamed those girls up!
Is that a response to the comments here or to your scene in the film? I'd certainly love to think that it's the latter -- there's nothing like taking pride in one's work, especially when all the rest of us can enjoy it too (even if only indirectly)!
That's a reason to buy it! ALL ANAL. Dana did a great job. In her scene Pumper says "Gapeman doesn't want no pussy, you know that right?" Dana replies, "No! Pussy is for pussies! You make fucking assholes gape!" Incredibly hot dialogue like that throughout the entire movie. It's so wrong it has to be right.
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Posted - Jul 9 2008 : 3:34AM
Later in the same scene: Pumper: "You know I don't want no pussy" Dana: "No, fuck that! Just abuse my fucking asshole! Don't worry about pussy. Pussy sucks!" Such utter filth. Have you ever heard such disgusting things before? Me neither. So hot! I hadn't been so turned on like that before. I was so scared.
Gapeman was even better than I expected. All the women were hot as hell. Thanks Brian P. Dana! Your performance was excellent as usual and you look terrific.. You sure look like you love a big black cock deep in your ass baby. Adrianna Nicole was outstanding. What a fucking beautiful woman. Amber Rayne Mmmmmmm! love a woman who confess her deep affection for deep buttfucking. Kelly Well...fucking amazing gapes. I only the next edition of this movie will include Britney Steven pushing her rectum out after getting gaped. And a hot creampie or two.
...actually, I'd add that this is one of the best All Anal releases of the year. Great use of colourful outfits, toys and the girls abilities. Bring on the next one !
Personally, I find it irritating as hell when a movie has a title that would seem to indicate wall to wall anal action (along with all the photos on the box basically seeming to confirm that) and you get it and the first thing they do in every scene is go straight for the pussy and you get about five minutes of muted, unenthusiastic anal for each scene. When they tell you that you're getting ass, you should get ass. Any fan of any genre would be agitated if this happened to them repeatedly. If you were a boob guy and you specifically sought out movies that purported to be all boobs and most of it was foot worship or ass play, you'd probably be pretty upset. That is how it often goes with "anal" movies (not saying this one because I have no idea). Generally, it breaks down like this - People who really specifically love vaginal pretty much don't want to see much anal (if any). People who really love anal to the point to where they specifically seek out movies that appear to be all anal are not really interested in vaginal. There are exceptions to any generality but that's basically how it goes. Edited by - randomprecision on 8/4/2008 4:55:09 PM
I've got no problem with anal, it's just that anal is a part of every movie so I really don't see the point of a no vaginal movie. For me it's like dessert without the meal.
My copy is winging it's way to me in the post, can't wait to watch it after reading these comments. I agree totally with DarkPlaces comments, as soon as I saw the boxcover I thought, it's my dream anal cast! I'm not overly aware of what Mr Pumpers work is like and I'm not a mega fan of interacial only videos, but I've been reassured by the comments here that it was worth a purchase. Quite possible the greatest collection of gaping girls in the history of porn. I'm really pleased to see Kelly 'fuckin' Wells in there, she's got the greatest gape of all time. If Aline had been in there too it would have had a perfect line-up of the best gaping girls in the business right now. If Mr Pumper continues the series at Evil Angel it can only go from strength to strength. Miss DeArmond really is going hell for leather at the moment, she's taking over porn. Definite contender for performer of the year at next years AVNs if she keeps up the good work. I hope her recent Double Anal is the first of many, because I think she could challenge Sandra Romain's title of Empress of Anal if she started doing DAP regularly.
Absolutely. Gapeman is so great that I watch it over and over even though the comic aspect irks me somewhat. It's the women involved who make it work--every single one of them did a fantastic job.
Excellent post RandomPrecision, particularly from one who isn't necessarily a regular around the Gape Club. Such an advocate of our inalienable right to peep and bear gapes, be it anal connoisseur or moderate observer, who stands to defend sole gaping from being infringed upon, deserves nothing less than honorary membership. So on behalf of the Hard Anal Creampie & Gapers Academy, "Make a Hole, make it wide, new member on board!!" As for Gapeman, it shows promise, Pumper just needs to hone the dialogue. "I'm da Gapeman" plays a bit monotanous by scene three.
RP does put it well, porn like that is false advertising in it's sneakiest form. It's hardly as if most people are prepared to call their bank to dispute a card spend on goods that differ from those advertized, when the goods in question are dvds entitled 'Cum in my ass not in my mouth 2'ect. Jay Sin is also a winner in this respect as he doesn't waste much/any time on pussies, and it would be nice to see Brian/Jay keep this trend up as it's one of the things that makes their product stand out in the crowd.
Posted - Jun 30 2008 : 3:02AM