Gauge was in a pretty bad car accidident today, but is no, as some people are reporting, dead. She is alive and in one piece, but was hurt badly. I want to extend best wishes and prayers for a speedy recovery.
I want to say again that Gauge is not, Not, NOt, NOT dead! She was in a car accident and is pretty badly banged up, but she will be fine. I would like to volunteer to nurse her back to health....ohhhh yeah, there you go, just take this for the pain and go to sleep.....let me just take this off to make you more comfortable......(Dude, you're saying that outloud, perv.)
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DenverDon Benevolent
Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02
Posted - Feb 27 2003 : 9:59PM
GodSpeed Gauge, and I wish you the best and a speedy recover.
Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat 3713 Posts 9/01
Posted - Feb 27 2003 : 10:00PM
Hope Gauge gets well soon. One almost begins to suspect a conspiracy. First, the lovely Daniella Rush and now the lovely Gauge. Hope all is well in Gaugeland.
I just called her and left a message that we are hopping for the best and pray for her. I hope she calls me back soon and tells me that there was no car crash because I don't know if it's true or not. :( Hope it's not true!!!
Dear ...I hope i´m not seeing what i´m seeing ... i wan´t you to step back a few feet and then reconsider your writing... and realize how ´coldhearted´ this appears to be. It´s totaly unimportant if her accident affects anything right now ... god damned ... she´s had an accident ... The main goal should be to get well soon.
That does remind me though with the overreaction of her webmaster of that Eddie Murphy routine on one of his early comedy albums-- remember those,lol. Anyway the gist of the sketch was a guy coming around a corner and seeing a car accident and then exaggerating about what he saw when a big crowd comes around him. It's quite funny if you can find it.