Gianna M. and Shyla S. Thrown off Howard Stern

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ameelynn1980 Member 629 Posts 9/07	Posted - Jul 30 2009 : 7:24PM Anyone hear the show today? I subscribe to Howard TV On Demand, so I was really looking forward to seeing their segment in a couple of days from now. The girls were evidently on the show to participate in the "Wheel of Sex" segment, but both girls balked when push came to shove. From what I read, Shyla refused to be farted on while singing a song and Gianna refused to allow her face to be painted with chocolate with another man's balls as the "brush." Gianna always struck me as one of the girls who was more or less up for anything... will be interesting to see if this is all true. Here's the write-up from HowardStern.com ---- Howard welcomed porn stars Gianna Michaels and Shyla Stylez to the studio to spin the Wheel of Sex. Howard asked what the girls wouldn't do on film, so Gianna cited creampies and Shyla facials: "Sometimes it causes eye infections." Shyla, however, did admit to once doing double anal on film. Shyla then spun Wheel of Sex and landed on “Sing While Getting Farted On.” Will the Farter then came in but, after a brief farting exhibition, Shyla backed out and refused to take part. Gianna also backed out after she spun the wheel and it fell on “Chocolate Bandit Mask”--a stunt in which Sal...I mean “Captain Sack,” dips his balls in chocolate and then places them over her eyes. Everyone had a hard time believing that porn stars would turn down anything and Howard ended up kicking them out of the studio. [Link]
Jaktarn Senior Member 4798 Posts 5/05	Posted - Jul 30 2009 : 7:26PM I need to check Shylas twitter! [Link]
pegpelvispete Member 286 Posts 6/09	Posted - Jul 30 2009 : 8:01PM "Sing While Getting Farted On"? "Chocolate Bandit Mask"? I always thought there wasn't enough radio programming catering to the 14 year old boy demographic. [Link]
Draxxx Senior Member 3831 Posts 2/07	Posted - Jul 30 2009 : 8:13PM I heard the show. I thought it was more entertaining that they turned down doing the bit. First off, they've done that dumb farting thing to death at this point. Gianna doing the chocolate thing might've been interesting to see and I'm kinda surprised she didn't go along. I think if Shyla did her stunt Gianna would've done hers. Gianna had a good sense of humor about the whole thing. They offered to do some of the other stuff on the wheel but were told no. Howard wasn't really upset with them but some of the others on the show were and they were the ones who wanted to girls to leave. The girls were doing the WHEEL for plugs of their websites and/or the movie POP PORN (or whatever it's called...). Gianna snuck in the plugs anyway and wehn Howard came back from commerical he gave their plugs. However...Here's some behind the scenes stuff some people may not know..... Both girls were given a list of the stunts on the WHEEL OF SEX before they went on the show. They said they'd be willing to go along with the bit even thouh they didn't know which stunt was going to come up. I guess they were hoping some of the other stunts would come up like having the crew feel their breasts or letting the guys bury their faces in their breasts or a couple of other things I don't remember. So they weren't blindsided and knew what was going to be asked of them. I know some of you will complain about how the Stern show treats pornstars and women but they are usually respectful of the girls and most end up having a good time. [Link]
dexington steele Member 816 Posts 12/07	Posted - Jul 30 2009 : 8:22PM How is Stern still relevant? Answer: He's NOT! Edited by - dexington steele on 7/30/2009 8:22:48 PM [Link]

bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8571 Posts 8/00	Posted - Jul 30 2009 : 8:40PM That sounds stupid to borrow the President's newest word! Bravo to Shyla and Gianna for turning that bit down. [Link]
Anomander Rake Member 186 Posts 6/09	Posted - Jul 30 2009 : 8:57PM I love stern. People in the "porn world" generally don't like him because he does not kiss their ass and them them how perfect they are like they hear at 99% of other appearances they do. If they both actually knew before hand what they could have landed on, which I believe to be true, then they are both poor sports and should never have agreed to go on the show. If they wanted to have and hold to actual standards they should have said before the show "I will not do that or that or that...if you don't like it then I won't be on the show" but instead they hope to not land on something bad so they can still get millions of listeners who may or may not know who they are and gain a lot of exposure. It is a catch 22 I guess, but they gamboled that they would get something easy and lost. And now all their porn fans will try to vilify Howard Stern. [Link]
pwing Member 413 Posts 4/05	Posted - Jul 30 2009 : 11:00PM Howard Stern is still on the air? [Link]
elgringoviejo58 Senior Member 1460 Posts 1/07	Posted - Jul 30 2009 : 11:05PM Howard Stern is still alive? [Link]
Harri Patel Senior Member #SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele 5110 Posts 3/03	Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 12:06AM Still on the air, still alive, but letting his show be too controlled by members of his writing staff who mistakenly think that they are more interesting/amusing/air-worthy than the guests. [Link]
mbmalpha137 Member 386 Posts 8/08	Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 12:07AM I don't think you can really complain that they went on his show to get attention and hope they'd not have to do anything they really didn't want to do. All Stern does is do things to get attention and by kicking them out is going to get more attention, they will to, then if they had of did that stuff. Edited by - mbmalpha137 on 7/31/2009 12:08:22 AM [Link]
YannisStylist Member 49 Posts 7/09	Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 12:36AM Good. I'm glad they refused. That shit sounds disgusting. Now, having them on camera with Lex doing ATMs isn't disgusting. It's art. [Link]
Dean Wormer Senior Member Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. 1048 Posts 7/04	Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 1:52AM “Sing While Getting Farted On.” “Chocolate Bandit Mask”--a stunt in which Sal...I mean “Captain Sack,” dips his balls in chocolate and then places them over her eyes. Click to expand *This* is why Stern gets paid tens of millions of dollars a year? I think it's obvious why Sirius is going down the shitter financially. That's the kind of stuff I giggled about during my last years of elementary school. [Link]
Cerebral Jedi Senior Member I don't trust men who don't like big tits. 1067 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 2:19AM Just got to shake your head at people who believe just because a woman(or man)is a porn star or some other sex industry worker, that means that person "is down for anything" whenever and wherever . As if they never have no limits or no right to decide who or what they do and when they do it. These are the types of guys who come across a porn star in public and think that means the star is gonna take them into some nearby empty alley and fuck them silly...you know because that's what porn stars do. Then when it doesn't happen they get all upset and start with the name calling and such. [Link]
HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03	Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 2:35AM What did Baba Booey have to say about it all? [Link]

Harri Patel Senior Member #SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele 5110 Posts 3/03	Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 2:38AM Dean Wormer wrote: *This* is why Stern gets paid tens of millions of dollars a year? I think it's obvious why Sirius is going down the shitter financially. Click to expand He said a couple of weeks ago that 60% of the people tuned in to Sirius at any given time are listening to one of his two channels. Sirius has various problems, but Stern's ability to attract paying customers isn't one of them. [Link]
Dean Wormer Senior Member Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. 1048 Posts 7/04	Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 4:28AM ^ He may be attracting some new listeners but it's doubtful that they are offsetting the expense of hiring him. [Link]
Rosco Fuji Deactivated User On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick! 3309 Posts 2/09	Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 11:16AM Baba Booey, Baby Booey! Chocolate Bandit Mask. LMAO. I'm mentioning that to my babe is a little while to see if she's up for it. [Link]
Draxxx Senior Member 3831 Posts 2/07	Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 8:22PM Anomander Rake wrote: I love stern. People in the "porn world" generally don't like him because he does not kiss their ass and them them how perfect they are like they hear at 99% of other appearances they do. Click to expand I think people in the porn world like being on the show because it's one of the few places in "mainstream" America that will have pornstars on and let them promote their movies, appearances, and websites. I've seen pornstars who will list being on the Howard Stern Show on their "resume" of important appearances when they weren't on the show and only featured in a "clip". If they both actually knew before hand what they could have landed on, which I believe to be true, then they are both poor sports and should never have agreed to go on the show. Click to expand I don't think they poor sports per se. I think they had the idea that if they had to do anything they didn't want they'd be able to sweet talk their way into doing something else. Gianna could've actually been able to pull that off with Howard if she got the chance but the rest of the crew just wanted them both out after they refused to go along with the pedeterminded bit. [Link]
Draxxx Senior Member 3831 Posts 2/07	Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 8:44PM Cerebral Jedi wrote: Just got to shake your head at people who believe just because a woman(or man)is a porn star or some other sex industry worker, that means that person "is down for anything" whenever and wherever . As if they never have no limits or no right to decide who or what they do and when they do it. These are the types of guys who come across a porn star in public and think that means the star is gonna take them into some nearby empty alley and fuck them silly...you know because that's what porn stars do. Then when it doesn't happen they get all upset and start with the name calling and such. Click to expand In the Stern Show's defense, they do things that are just as silly/bad to non-pornstar people who do the show and even crew members that work there. The main reason they tend to do it as often as they do with pornstars is because the porngirls are better to look at. Another behind the scenes tidbit...It's the pornstar agents that recommend the girls for each bit the Stern guys come up with. When The Stern crew needed or needs a girl for an intelligence game they ask the agents for "not so smart" girls and the agent usually supplied girls that fit the bill. If they need a "wild" play a game the agent will give them a short list to choose from. From there they do research on those girls and pick the ones who are either the best looking or have the most interesting background (or both). So while the Stern Show may do stuff some people think puts the girls in a bad light, keep in mind that the girl's agents play a big part in all the hi-jinks. [Link]
Brian Bangs Member POPPORN.com 145 Posts 6/08	Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 9:39PM If you are interested, we tool Gianna on the show for our movie, POPPORN - The Guide to Making Fuck which she stars in. I sort of detail the whole situation here... http://popporn.com/node/1160 POPPORN.com - Buttery Flavored and Salty as Hell! [Link]
Jeff Mullen Member Hall of Famer -Time to get out 219 Posts 1/08	Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 9:44PM I am glad to see Shyla Stylez tell them to fuck off with that farting machine of a man lined up in the wings ready to go. I recently had the pleasure of having Shyla in our big upcoming comedy Flight Attendants from X-Play/Adam & Eve Pictures (Sept 29th) and she is just too damn sexy to get farted on period lol. Shyla is down for just about anything and she was a lot of fun on the set so I have no problem when a girl says no to something like this. Now I will admit when I used to watch the Stern Show on E! Entertainment I would often laugh when that farting guy came out so I can see the humor. Maybe we should have the girls fart on Howard and the crew to help the ratings. [Link]
tabithastevens Member Tabitha Stevens, Porn Super Star, Celebrity TV personality, Regular guest on Howard Stern,Dr.90210, 264 Posts 7/09	Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 11:39PM As someone who is a favorite guest on the Howard Stern Show for 7+ years I have to say that if you are going to be on the show you MUST be ready for anything to happen! That's how the show goes. It's ENTERTAINMENT. It's as simple as this, if you don't like it, then DON'T go on it! www.tabithastevens.com [Link]
Keebler Elf Member 235 Posts 3/05	Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 11:56PM ... Shyla refused to be farted on while singing a song and Gianna refused to allow her face to be painted with chocolate with another man's balls as the "brush. Click to expand Good! It's about fucking time some porn starlets stood up to being humiliated by self-loathing Stern and his misogynistic cronies. Don't get me wrong, I listen to the show but it's so fucking obvious to anyone with an ounce of intelligence that Stern is filled with self-loathing about many things, but about jerking off to porn specifically. Artie, Ronnie, and Sal (among others) are true misogynists, which they try to hide but still shines through (just like Sal's a closet racist and Artie's a homophobe). Artie and Ronnie are particularly bad. Ever notice how Artie refers to chicks as "broads" but never calls Stern's wife a broad? That tells you all you need to know. If he doesn't respect 'em, he calls 'em broads. If he does respect 'em, he doesn't. Artie's another one filled with self-loathing. You can tell by his weight issues and drug/alcohol problems. Ronnie's just bitter that he's old and the hot strippers he's always with aren't into him. But back on point, it's nice to see some porn starlets stand up for themselves and not allow themselves to be humiliated (whether they realize it or not; usually they do not). Good on 'em! I think a lot of you are missing that Gianna is a very headstrong, strong-willed woman. You can see it in many of her scenes where she gets pissed off at the male talent and would be going after them if the camera wasn't rolling. I'm not at all surprised she wouldn't allow herself to be humiliated. If she was up for it because she thought it was kinky or something, that wouldn't be a surprise at all. But if she felt it was humiliating then I'm not at all surprised that she refused to do it. As more pornstars should do. On an unrelated note, I think it's absurd how Howard still wears a condom when he's fucking his wife and no one on the show has the balls to call him out on it and say he's doing it to prevent Beth from getting pregnant. He plays up the whole "cleanliness" angle but that's bullshit (well, maybe not totally but it's not the only reason). Bottom line is he doesn't want kids and he doesn't trust Beth not to get pregnant (nor should he...). Edited by - Keebler Elf on 8/1/2009 12:02:31 AM [Link]
crazyman1212 Member USA 60 Posts 3/06	Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 12:59AM The irony is you can tell the girls were into doing something sexual just not something humiliating. The bit was shitty but that being said if they agreed to do it then they shouldn't complain about being kicked off the show. Now that Howard's an old woman and is married to his bimbo he doesn't like seeing the girls do sexual stuff. [Link]

wraithlead Member 264 Posts 12/08	Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 1:39AM ameelynn1980 wrote: Howard welcomed porn stars Gianna Michaels and Shyla Stylez to the studio to spin the Wheel of Sex. Howard asked what the girls wouldn't do on film, so Gianna cited creampies and Shyla facials: "Sometimes it causes eye infections." Shyla, however, did admit to once doing double anal on film. Click to expand Didn't Gianna have an IR creampie scene? And Shyla not taking facials? you mean on the show, or 'on film' like you said, cause I'm confused. Draxxx wrote: In the Stern Show's defense, they do things that are just as silly/bad to non-pornstar people who do the show and even crew members that work there. The main reason they tend to do it as often as they do with pornstars is because the porngirls are better to look at. Another behind the scenes tidbit...It's the pornstar agents that recommend the girls for each bit the Stern guys come up with. When The Stern crew needed or needs a girl for an intelligence game they ask the agents for "not so smart" girls and the agent usually supplied girls that fit the bill. If they need a "wild" play a game the agent will give them a short list to choose from. From there they do research on those girls and pick the ones who are either the best looking or have the most interesting background (or both). So while the Stern Show may do stuff some people think puts the girls in a bad light, keep in mind that the girl's agents play a big part in all the hi-jinks. Click to expand Neither being a tool to everyone nor being one of many in a chain of tools is an excuse for the useless drivel howard stern spends his show peddling. [Link]
killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08	Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 2:10AM ^ According to IAFD, Shyla has done 14 facials in 2009 alone, so I'm a bit confused about that one too. As for Gianna though, she did one creampie scene four years ago. I think it's safe to say that she's been against them for quite a while now. [Link]
oakmac34 Deactivated User 297 Posts 6/09	Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 2:15AM tabithastevens wrote: As someone who is a favorite guest on the Howard Stern Show for 7+ years I have to say that if you are going to be on the show you MUST be ready for anything to happen! That's how the show goes. It's ENTERTAINMENT. It's as simple as this, if you don't like it, then DON'T go on it! www.tabithastevens.com Click to expand I don't doubt what you say is true. But don't you think that these stunts are at best stupid but In a way degrading. Just because one has sex on film doesn't make them willing to do anything. I mean, your right I don't watch him(Howard Stern) or how his show is ran. But man sure seems degrading to me. Kudos I Gianna and Shyla for saying to him. I mean its what you like to do, hey no problem but I would kind of think its really disgusting. But just my opinion. [Link]
fu_q All-Star Member Marv Montag (@PornOfYore) 2506 Posts 2/09	Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 8:17AM Perhaps the whole thing was staged... that might make for good radio, too. [Link]
Jaktarn Senior Member 4798 Posts 5/05	Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 8:37AM fu_q: This might be a good theory. On Shylas twitter she only wrote that she had another notch in her belt. That she had done Howard. It feels kind of like a setup. If she was genuinely embaressed wouldn't she mention it on there then? [Link]
scottc1963 Member 25 Posts 6/06	Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 8:44AM Sorry to be the one to tell you guys, even if ya kiss up to them, they STILL are'nt going to go out with ya! lol. I do agree if they saw all the wheel results, then they should have thought that they had as good a chance as any of the other things on the wheel of coming up. I'm thinking a staged show also. [Link]
Keebler Elf Member 235 Posts 3/05	Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 9:03AM killbillvol69 wrote: ^ According to IAFD, Shyla has done 14 facials in 2009 alone, so I'm a bit confused about that one too Click to expand I was too but apparently she said something about getting it in her eyes and you'll notice a lot the facials she does are open mouth or aimed at her lower face. I can't recall seeing a recent facial that hit her in the upper face/eye region. So maybe that's what she meant. [Link]
Draxxx Senior Member 3831 Posts 2/07	Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 11:10AM crazyman1212 wrote: The irony is you can tell the girls were into doing something sexual just not something humiliating. The bit was shitty but that being said if they agreed to do it then they shouldn't complain about being kicked off the show. Now that Howard's an old woman and is married to his bimbo he doesn't like seeing the girls do sexual stuff. Click to expand A few points... One of the annoying things with the whole episode is that the girls would've done some really sexy stuff and offered to do so. But Howard is really all about juvenile humor. Howard thinks farting and asking if a person does anal is funny and entertaining. Years ago when Howard first started all that type of stuff was "shocking" to do or ask on the radio, nowadays it's just juvenile and old hat. The farting bit is particularly annoying because it's been done to death on the show and isn't all that funny to begin with. Some people on the SFN website have said the bit shouldn't even be called the WHEEL OF SEX because it's not sexy and call it the WHEEL OF GROSS. Much of the stuff Howard does and laughs at on his show is the type of stuff a 14 year old would find funny. The girls didn't seem angry at all about being asked to leave (at least not on air). They said they weren't going to do the stunts and said they'd leave no problem. They offered to do other stuff (that sounded better anyway). Howard wasn't angry and was going to let them do some other stuff but the rest of the crew got upset and wanted them thrown off. He'll never admit it but since Howard got married (again) and even before then he's changed a lot and won't do or say things he used to commonly do. Beth (his new wife) must've set her foot down because he even stopped reading commercials from a paying sponsor ASHLEY MADISON (a site were married people go to have affairs). He never nevers touches other women anymore. Also, suddenly all the things Beth isn't into (or at least won't let him do)are things he isn't into sexually like blowjobs, dirty talk, anal, thresomes, etc.,. The audience also has to listen to him go on about how wonderful she is and whatever lame projects she's working on. Even though at the begining of the relationship he claimed she didn't want any spotlight and didn't need him to earn a living because she was supposedly a busy working model. In recent years Howard has become all the things he used to goof on when it was about other people. [Link]
Anomander Rake Member 186 Posts 6/09	Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 4:00PM I just seen it on Howard TV, it it really wasn't even that bad. Howard was nice the whole time and he even ended up giving the girls plugs despite their not playing the game because he felt bad they came all the way from LA. Gianna even got a couple of plugs while she was in there and she was totally a good sport and was having fun as one would expect her too. Shyla on the other hand...I really had no idea what she was talking about the whole time. I don't want to make random accusations, but if I was a friend of hers I would try to make sure everything was alright in her world. Every time she talked it left me thinking "what?" Obviously the facial thing was rediculous, she was dodging questions about her older double anal/double vag stuff but then would say she is not embarrassed to talk about it. The hole "notch under her belt" thing she kept saying, was that suppose to be an insult to Howard? I really do not know what she is talking about. Beautiful woman and a good performer, I just hope everything is going well in her personal life. [Link]
Anomander Rake Member 186 Posts 6/09	Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 4:10PM "A few points... One of the annoying things with the whole episode is that the girls would've done some really sexy stuff and offered to do so. But Howard is really all about juvenile humor. Howard thinks farting and asking if a person does anal is funny and entertaining. Years ago when Howard first started all that type of stuff was "shocking" to do or ask on the radio, nowadays it's just juvenile and old hat. The farting bit is particularly annoying because it's been done to death on the show and isn't all that funny to begin with. Some people on the SFN website have said the bit shouldn't even be called the WHEEL OF SEX because it's not sexy and call it the WHEEL OF GROSS. Much of the stuff Howard does and laughs at on his show is the type of stuff a 14 year old would find funny." Howard is not all about juvenile humor. Please get over yourself and your "superior tastes". The bits that are juvenile are hardly everyday occurences and come from a few of the writes, particularly Richard and Sal. "The girls didn't seem angry at all about being asked to leave (at least not on air). They said they weren't going to do the stunts and said they'd leave no problem. They offered to do other stuff (that sounded better anyway). Howard wasn't angry and was going to let them do some other stuff but the rest of the crew got upset and wanted them thrown off." Exactly. Seth Rogen was the main one Howard listened to when he said the game is the game and he should stay true to the rules. Gianna was great and not pissed off at all. I don't know what to make of Shyla. They wouldn't do it, they knew they weren't going to get the plugs and it was fine. Then Howard gave them plugs anyway. "He'll never admit it but since Howard got married (again) and even before then he's changed a lot and won't do or say things he used to commonly do. Beth (his new wife) must've set her foot down because he even stopped reading commercials from a paying sponsor ASHLEY MADISON (a site were married people go to have affairs). He never nevers touches other women anymore. Also, suddenly all the things Beth isn't into (or at least won't let him do)are things he isn't into sexually like blowjobs, dirty talk, anal, thresomes, etc.,. The audience also has to listen to him go on about how wonderful she is and whatever lame projects she's working on. Even though at the begining of the relationship he claimed she didn't want any spotlight and didn't need him to earn a living because she was supposedly a busy working model. In recent years Howard has become all the things he used to goof on when it was about other people." Absolutely false. In one sentence you say he has played his stunts to death, but now he has become something different? Do you know how many times over the last 10 years I've been listening, from 1st marriage to single to 2nd marriage, that I've seen him tell pornstars to their face that he doesn't thing he would be able to go through with having sex with them because the porn thing freaks him out? And so what if he doesn't feel up girls on the show anymore and Artie does it? or someone else? what difference does that make to the show being good? If you don't like the show thats fine. Everyone will not like the same things. But the pretense that the show is 180 degrees different and somehow Howard has fallen off is unfounded. Just say "Its not my cup of tea" and move on. [Link]

Asmodeus Lord of Lust az-mo-day-us 6338 Posts 10/01	Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 4:43PM So Anomander Rake, what's it like working for Howard? [Link]
Harry Joystick Member 740 Posts 8/02	Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 4:44PM Glad I stopped paying to hear this shit. [Link]
Bill All-Star Member 5334 Posts 6/00	Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 5:12PM Every time that I read about any of Howard's "wild antics", it makes me happy that I decided to go with XM back in 2004 rather than continuing to listen to him (which I started doing in 1982 when he did afternoons on WNBC). [Link]
oakmac34 Deactivated User 297 Posts 6/09	Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 6:02PM Again, I'll repeat. I never was much of a fan of Stern. And could it be all a set up. I don't think so but wouldn't surprise me as well. But really look at it. It's degrading to a point. And just not this but other things he does. I've seen bring on his cast of characters. I mean midgets and people with mental defects. I find it degrading. But, It what passes for entertainment these days. I have questions about that but that is just my opinion. And not forget that idiot lout Artie Lange. How in the hell does this guy draw a check in the entertainment. I just think it goes after the lowest common demonator in entertainment. And that is why I believe he(Stern) brings in porn stars because they will do anything for money or attention. And puts them in these ridiculous situations. Again,just my opinion. [Link]
Anomander Rake Member 186 Posts 6/09	Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 8:17PM It's cool guys. I wish I worked for Stern :) No one particular show is for everyone, I understand that. I do find it a bit Ironic that the previous poster called him "The lowest common demonator in entertainment" on a porn DVD forum :) No matter how big or popular or famous or even acclaimed something is, there will still be tons of people who don't like it. Many people don't like The Beatles or The Godfather or Seinfield or whatever is the most popular movies/TV/music out today. I know where I am posting, and if there was a "fight" between Shyla Stylez and Howard Stern I know whose back 99.9% of the people here will have. Everyone has the right to hate Stern as much as they want, he has been going through that his entire career. In this situation he was nothing but nice to Gianna and Shyla though. cheers friends, Rake [Link]
Harri Patel Senior Member #SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele 5110 Posts 3/03	Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 9:26PM I think Howard realizes that when his contract is up, there isn't going to be any money for him at Sirius XM, so in his mind, he's already retired. Sometimes he manages to sound like he's interested in what's going on; other times, it's obvious that doesn't want to be there and is just watching the clock and counting the days. He was happy to get to talk to some relatively big-time guests in Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow, but then it was Gianna and Shyla's turn, and it was obvious he had no interest at all in talking to them, and he just plodded through the dumb pre-interview notes. Which is a shame, because I've seen enough BTS stuff with Gianna to know that she has a great personality and sense of humor, and Stern probably could have had a great conversation with her if he'd bothered to try at all. Sitting there and turning the control of the segment over to Sal and the other misogynist idiots that think that they're the show demonstrates that he just doesn't care that much any more. I do agree that his marriage has changed him some, but I think the shrink has changed him even more. Successful psychoanalysis is the enemy of edgy comedy. (Edit: typo) Edited by - Harri Patel on 8/5/2009 2:02:15 AM [Link]
Bill All-Star Member 5334 Posts 6/00	Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 9:42PM Harri Patel wrote: I think Howard realizes that when his contract is up, there isn't going to be any money for him at Sirius FM, so in his mind, he's already retired. Click to expand With 4 day work weeks and 12 weeks of vacation every year, hasn't he really been semi-retired ever since joining Sirius? There are approximately 260 work days per year (not taking holidays into account). Howard takes 100 of those days off (5 days * 12 weeks + 1 day * 40 weeks) and only works 160 days. So, about 38.4% of the days that most people go to work, Howard has the day off. Not a bad gig if you can get it. But pretty shitty for the listeners. [Link]
oakmac34 Deactivated User 297 Posts 6/09	Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 10:06PM Anomander Rake wrote: It's cool guys. I wish I worked for Stern :) No one particular show is for everyone, I understand that. I do find it a bit Ironic that the previous poster called him "The lowest common demonator in entertainment" on a porn DVD forum :) No matter how big or popular or famous or even acclaimed something is, there will still be tons of people who don't like it. Many people don't like The Beatles or The Godfather or Seinfield or whatever is the most popular movies/TV/music out today. I know where I am posting, and if there was a "fight" between Shyla Stylez and Howard Stern I know whose back 99.9% of the people here will have. Everyone has the right to hate Stern as much as they want, he has been going through that his entire career. In this situation he was nothing but nice to Gianna and Shyla though. cheers friends, Rake Click to expand Dude, what I'm saying that his entertainment is well crappy. Now if you enjoy it or somebody else enjoy it. More power to ya. If your a fan, no matter what I say doesn't mean anything to you. And its not just Stern.Bubba the love sponge and Opie and andy are pretty much the same fare. Again its just a opinion. My original point is that because your a porn star or a sex worker doesn't mean you are going to do every demeaning thing pose to you for attention or money.. Now some will.Make no mistake about it. I don't know Gianna or even Shyla but what I've seen of Gianna she seems very outgoing and easy to get along with. And if you say that Stern was cool with them refusing with his idiotic stunt, well I'll give him that much credit, still kind of low life. Don't you think? But again, what would anyone expect from Stern. This is his career. So the ladies proly should have known. I mean come on, he has Artie Lange on his payroll. Enough said on that point. Dude, in short lol. It was just my opinion. Howard just isn't my cup of tea. [Link]
Mike Quasar Zero Tolerance Reluctant pornographer 1765 Posts 7/01	Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 10:06PM dexington steele wrote: How is Stern still relevant? Answer: He's NOT! Edited by - dexington steele on 7/30/2009 8:22:48 PM Click to expand Stern left terrestrial radio with huge ratings and millions of listeners. He went to satellite because he was tired of battling the F.C.C. Before Stern, Sirius had approx 600 thousand listeners. After Stern, the subscriptions jumped to over 8 million forcing XM to agree to a merger and now there is a combined audience of almost 20 million. I'd say that he's plenty relevant. I've been listening to Stern for 20 years and if you don't get it, that's okay but for those of us who are devoted fans, the day he retires will be a sad day. [Link]
Rosco Fuji Deactivated User On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick! 3309 Posts 2/09	Posted - Aug 2 2009 : 12:23AM Chocolate Bandit Masks. Too Funny!! [Link]
tabithastevens Member Tabitha Stevens, Porn Super Star, Celebrity TV personality, Regular guest on Howard Stern,Dr.90210, 264 Posts 7/09	Posted - Aug 2 2009 : 1:25AM Much AGREED with Mike Quasar:). www.tabithastevens.com [Link]
Anomander Rake Member 186 Posts 6/09	Posted - Aug 2 2009 : 1:46AM well said Mike Quasar, thats the only thing that really was annoying in this thread. A lot of people may not like Stern but to act like he is irrelevant is pretty insane. @oakmac - I don't think Stern is a low life at all. Other than that I don't disagree with pretty much anything of what you just said. If your not a fan, no matter what I say doesn't mean anything to you. :) we can agree to disagree on the entertainment value of Stern. and YAY for Tabitha posting! I use to love your appearances so much. I must admit some of your appearances were hotter than actual porn :) [Link]
Draxxx Senior Member 3831 Posts 2/07	Posted - Aug 2 2009 : 2:16AM oakmac34 wrote: Again, I'll repeat. I never was much of a fan of Stern. And could it be all a set up. I don't think so but wouldn't surprise me as well. Click to expand It wasn't a set up. I believe the show had to fly in "Will The Farter" or at least put him up somewhere and Sal was already dressed as "Captain Sack". They intended for the girls to go along. They wouldn't put in that much effort if they didn't plan for them go through with it. But really look at it. It's degrading to a point. And just not this but other things he does. I've seen bring on his cast of characters. I mean midgets and people with mental defects. I find it degrading. But, It what passes for entertainment these days. Click to expand The "degrading" and embarrassment factor is what they find funny. Howard has even said on occassion that if the person wants to do it, it isn't as funny. Like I said before it's juvenile humor. There's nothing wrong with juvenile humor and it can be funny. But it's not for everyone and you can't take it too seriously. Is farting on someone really so awful other than the thought of it? I don't think so. It's goofy and childish. You don't listen to Howard for clever or highbrow humor. Sometimes you might get that but mostly you'll get them laughing at and making fun of midgets, people with speech inpediments, farting, fat people, mentally retarded people, discussions on how often people go to the bathroom, etc., etc... Again, it can be funny but it's not PC or always particularly clever and some of it is meant to make you squirm a bit. If a person doesn't like it, it's understandable. If a person thinks it's hilarious it's understandable. I have questions about that but that is just my opinion. And not forget that idiot lout Artie Lange. How in the hell does this guy draw a check in the entertainment. Click to expand Despite the drugs and his limited comedy range, Artie has fans because they like him and feels he's one of them (everyman). Artie is a so-so comedian who can sell out gigs because he's on the Stern show. If Artie wasn't on the Stern show most people would have no idea who he is. They might recognize the face from Mad TV and movie cameos but certainly not from being a great stand up. I just think it goes after the lowest common demonator in entertainment. And that is why I believe he(Stern) brings in porn stars because they will do anything for money or attention. And puts them in these ridiculous situations. Again,just my opinion. Click to expand It's not just pornstars. People who crave attention, money, or just want to impress Howard have done far more embarrassing things on the show. The pornstars go on and do those things because the porn companies/agents sent them because it's one of the few places they can advertize with a big audience. Howard has an audience who will actually buy or check out porn. If a pornstar goes on and mentions her website it will increase their traffic 10 fold. Going on Howard can move product. That's why so many people want to go on and will do ridiculous things to get on. Besides, it's not always "degrading" stuff. More often than not Howard has pornstars on and just interviews them. He justs asks questions about their lives and how they got into the biz. Sometimes the girl will lie about things porn fans know to be true. I guess they're ashamed of it when they know friends or family might be listening. But that can be entertaining too. It's funny and interesting to hear what the girls are embarrassed about. I think it's funny/strange to hear a girl brag about being able to handle double anal but think creampies go too far. There was a girl who said having sex with a dog was something she's thought about and might do but having sex with a black guy is out of the question because it would upset her parents. That type of stuff is far more entertaining to me than having some dude fart on a girl. Oh...and INSIDE THE PORN ACTORS STUDIO/INTERVIEW WITH A PORNSTAR is a show that one of Howard's guys does is nothing but an hour long praise and ass-kissing of pornstars where the girls does a Q&A with Ritchard Christy where they just ask questions of the girls and tell them how awesome they are. It's funny, informative and better than any pornstar interviews I've heard. [Link]
Keebler Elf Member 235 Posts 3/05	Posted - Aug 3 2009 : 12:32AM Before Stern, Sirius had approx 600 thousand listeners. After Stern, the subscriptions jumped to over 8 million forcing XM to agree to a merger and now there is a combined audience of almost 20 million. I'd say that he's plenty relevant. Click to expand It might be well said but it's also very misleading. First off, I'd be interested in hearing if Sirius still has 8 million subscriptions. I'd also be interested in hearing if those are 8 million different people or 4-5 million people, 3-4 million of whom have multiple subscriptions. And for some bizarro reason people like to assume that 8 million subscriptions equals 8 million Stern fans. Keep dreaming. At best I'd say he's got 4 million. There's no way he didn't have a wider audience when he was on free radio. No way. That being said, Stern pretty much is what keeps Sirius alive. If he goes, the company will fold. He's pretty much the only reason I still subscribe to Sirius. It's not a question of whether or not he's relevant anymore. He's just not as relevant (and never will be) as he'd like. Edited by - Keebler Elf on 8/3/2009 12:33:20 AM Edited by - Keebler Elf on 8/3/2009 12:33:59 AM [Link]
WardqueenJanine Member 914 Posts 2/08	Posted - Aug 3 2009 : 7:05AM ameelynn1980 wrote: Shyla refused to be farted on while singing a song and Gianna refused to allow her face to be painted with chocolate with another man's balls as the "brush." Click to expand Just stupid and not even worthy of being called juvenile but that's just my opinion. [Link]
RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - Aug 3 2009 : 12:13PM Wouldn't it be nice if someone invited a porn star onto a show and treated her like an honest to goodness person instead of expecting her to do tricks and stay in the role of the "whore"? This man has been a parasite on the adult industry for years. About the only good he's ever done anyone in the porn business was Jenna. And he probably didn't do that on purpose. He was just trying to use her like he does everyone else. Edited by - randomprecision on 8/3/2009 12:15:35 PM [Link]

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ameelynn1980
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Posted - Jul 30 2009 : 7:24PM

Anyone hear the show today? I subscribe to Howard TV On Demand, so I was really looking forward to seeing their segment in a couple of days from now. The girls were evidently on the show to participate in the "Wheel of Sex" segment, but both girls balked when push came to shove. From what I read, Shyla refused to be farted on while singing a song and Gianna refused to allow her face to be painted with chocolate with another man's balls as the "brush." Gianna always struck me as one of the girls who was more or less up for anything... will be interesting to see if this is all true.
Here's the write-up from HowardStern.com ----
Howard welcomed porn stars Gianna Michaels and Shyla Stylez to the studio to spin the Wheel of Sex. Howard asked what the girls wouldn't do on film, so Gianna cited creampies and Shyla facials: "Sometimes it causes eye infections." Shyla, however, did admit to once doing double anal on film.
Shyla then spun Wheel of Sex and landed on “Sing While Getting Farted On.” Will the Farter then came in but, after a brief farting exhibition, Shyla backed out and refused to take part.
Gianna also backed out after she spun the wheel and it fell on “Chocolate Bandit Mask”--a stunt in which Sal...I mean “Captain Sack,” dips his balls in chocolate and then places them over her eyes. Everyone had a hard time believing that porn stars would turn down anything and Howard ended up kicking them out of the studio.

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Jaktarn
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Posted - Jul 30 2009 : 7:26PM

I need to check Shylas twitter!

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pegpelvispete
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Posted - Jul 30 2009 : 8:01PM

"Sing While Getting Farted On"? "Chocolate Bandit Mask"?
I always thought there wasn't enough radio programming catering to the 14 year old boy demographic.

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Draxxx
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Posted - Jul 30 2009 : 8:13PM

I heard the show. I thought it was more entertaining that they turned down doing the bit. First off, they've done that dumb farting thing to death at this point. Gianna doing the chocolate thing might've been interesting to see and I'm kinda surprised she didn't go along. I think if Shyla did her stunt Gianna would've done hers. Gianna had a good sense of humor about the whole thing. They offered to do some of the other stuff on the wheel but were told no. Howard wasn't really upset with them but some of the others on the show were and they were the ones who wanted to girls to leave. The girls were doing the WHEEL for plugs of their websites and/or the movie POP PORN (or whatever it's called...). Gianna snuck in the plugs anyway and wehn Howard came back from commerical he gave their plugs.
However...Here's some behind the scenes stuff some people may not know.....
Both girls were given a list of the stunts on the WHEEL OF SEX before they went on the show. They said they'd be willing to go along with the bit even thouh they didn't know which stunt was going to come up. I guess they were hoping some of the other stunts would come up like having the crew feel their breasts or letting the guys bury their faces in their breasts or a couple of other things I don't remember. So they weren't blindsided and knew what was going to be asked of them.
I know some of you will complain about how the Stern show treats pornstars and women but they are usually respectful of the girls and most end up having a good time.

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dexington steele
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816 Posts
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Posted - Jul 30 2009 : 8:22PM

How is Stern still relevant?
Answer: He's NOT!
Edited by - dexington steele on 7/30/2009 8:22:48 PM

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bono-ONE

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SAMCRO
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Posted - Jul 30 2009 : 8:40PM

That sounds stupid to borrow the President's newest word! Bravo to Shyla and Gianna for turning that bit down.

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Anomander Rake
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186 Posts
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Posted - Jul 30 2009 : 8:57PM

I love stern. People in the "porn world" generally don't like him because he does not kiss their ass and them them how perfect they are like they hear at 99% of other appearances they do.
If they both actually knew before hand what they could have landed on, which I believe to be true, then they are both poor sports and should never have agreed to go on the show.
If they wanted to have and hold to actual standards they should have said before the show "I will not do that or that or that...if you don't like it then I won't be on the show" but instead they hope to not land on something bad so they can still get millions of listeners who may or may not know who they are and gain a lot of exposure.
It is a catch 22 I guess, but they gamboled that they would get something easy and lost. And now all their porn fans will try to vilify Howard Stern.

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pwing
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413 Posts
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Posted - Jul 30 2009 : 11:00PM

Howard Stern is still on the air?

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elgringoviejo58
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Posted - Jul 30 2009 : 11:05PM

Howard Stern is still alive?

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Harri Patel
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#SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele
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Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 12:06AM

Still on the air, still alive, but letting his show be too controlled by members of his writing staff who mistakenly think that they are more interesting/amusing/air-worthy than the guests.

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mbmalpha137
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Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 12:07AM

I don't think you can really complain that they went on his show to get attention and hope they'd not have to do anything they really didn't want to do. All Stern does is do things to get attention and by kicking them out is going to get more attention, they will to, then if they had of did that stuff.
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YannisStylist
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Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 12:36AM

Good. I'm glad they refused. That shit sounds disgusting. Now, having them on camera with Lex doing ATMs isn't disgusting. It's art.

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Dean Wormer
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Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 1:52AM

This is why Stern gets paid tens of millions of dollars a year? I think it's obvious why Sirius is going down the shitter financially. That's the kind of stuff I giggled about during my last years of elementary school.

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Cerebral Jedi
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I don't trust men who don't like big tits.
1067 Posts
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Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 2:19AM

Just got to shake your head at people who believe just because a woman(or man)is a porn star or some other sex industry worker, that means that person "is down for anything" whenever and wherever . As if they never have no limits or no right to decide who or what they do and when they do it. These are the types of guys who come across a porn star in public and think that means the star is gonna take them into some nearby empty alley and fuck them silly...you know because that's what porn stars do. Then when it doesn't happen they get all upset and start with the name calling and such.

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HeyNow

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Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 2:35AM

What did Baba Booey have to say about it all?

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Harri Patel
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Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 2:38AM

He said a couple of weeks ago that 60% of the people tuned in to Sirius at any given time are listening to one of his two channels. Sirius has various problems, but Stern's ability to attract paying customers isn't one of them.

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Dean Wormer
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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
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Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 4:28AM

^ He may be attracting some new listeners but it's doubtful that they are offsetting the expense of hiring him.

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Rosco Fuji
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On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick!
3309 Posts
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Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 11:16AM

Baba Booey, Baby Booey! Chocolate Bandit Mask. LMAO. I'm mentioning that to my babe is a little while to see if she's up for it.

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Draxxx
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2/07

Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 8:22PM

I think people in the porn world like being on the show because it's one of the few places in "mainstream" America that will have pornstars on and let them promote their movies, appearances, and websites. I've seen pornstars who will list being on the Howard Stern Show on their "resume" of important appearances when they weren't on the show and only featured in a "clip".

I don't think they poor sports per se. I think they had the idea that if they had to do anything they didn't want they'd be able to sweet talk their way into doing something else. Gianna could've actually been able to pull that off with Howard if she got the chance but the rest of the crew just wanted them both out after they refused to go along with the pedeterminded bit.

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Draxxx
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2/07

Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 8:44PM

In the Stern Show's defense, they do things that are just as silly/bad to non-pornstar people who do the show and even crew members that work there. The main reason they tend to do it as often as they do with pornstars is because the porngirls are better to look at.
Another behind the scenes tidbit...It's the pornstar agents that recommend the girls for each bit the Stern guys come up with. When The Stern crew needed or needs a girl for an intelligence game they ask the agents for "not so smart" girls and the agent usually supplied girls that fit the bill. If they need a "wild" play a game the agent will give them a short list to choose from. From there they do research on those girls and pick the ones who are either the best looking or have the most interesting background (or both).
So while the Stern Show may do stuff some people think puts the girls in a bad light, keep in mind that the girl's agents play a big part in all the hi-jinks.

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Brian Bangs
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POPPORN.com
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6/08

Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 9:39PM

If you are interested, we tool Gianna on the show for our movie, POPPORN - The Guide to Making Fuck which she stars in. I sort of detail the whole situation here...
http://popporn.com/node/1160
POPPORN.com - Buttery Flavored and Salty as Hell!

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Jeff Mullen
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Hall of Famer -Time to get out
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Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 9:44PM

I am glad to see Shyla Stylez tell them to fuck off with that farting machine of a man lined up in the wings ready to go. I recently had the pleasure of having Shyla in our big upcoming comedy Flight Attendants from X-Play/Adam & Eve Pictures (Sept 29th) and she is just too damn sexy to get farted on period lol. Shyla is down for just about anything and she was a lot of fun on the set so I have no problem when a girl says no to something like this. Now I will admit when I used to watch the Stern Show on E! Entertainment I would often laugh when that farting guy came out so I can see the humor. Maybe we should have the girls fart on Howard and the crew to help the ratings.

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tabithastevens
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Tabitha Stevens, Porn Super Star, Celebrity TV personality, Regular guest on Howard Stern,Dr.90210,
264 Posts
7/09

Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 11:39PM

As someone who is a favorite guest on the Howard Stern Show for 7+ years I have to say that if you are going to be on the
show you MUST be ready for anything to happen! That's how the show goes. It's ENTERTAINMENT. It's as simple as this, if you don't like it, then DON'T go on it!
www.tabithastevens.com

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Keebler Elf
Member

235 Posts
3/05

Posted - Jul 31 2009 : 11:56PM

Good! It's about fucking time some porn starlets stood up to being humiliated by self-loathing Stern and his misogynistic cronies. Don't get me wrong, I listen to the show but it's so fucking obvious to anyone with an ounce of intelligence that Stern is filled with self-loathing about many things, but about jerking off to porn specifically. Artie, Ronnie, and Sal (among others) are true misogynists, which they try to hide but still shines through (just like Sal's a closet racist and Artie's a homophobe). Artie and Ronnie are particularly bad. Ever notice how Artie refers to chicks as "broads" but never calls Stern's wife a broad? That tells you all you need to know. If he doesn't respect 'em, he calls 'em broads. If he does respect 'em, he doesn't. Artie's another one filled with self-loathing. You can tell by his weight issues and drug/alcohol problems. Ronnie's just bitter that he's old and the hot strippers he's always with aren't into him.
But back on point, it's nice to see some porn starlets stand up for themselves and not allow themselves to be humiliated (whether they realize it or not; usually they do not). Good on 'em!
I think a lot of you are missing that Gianna is a very headstrong, strong-willed woman. You can see it in many of her scenes where she gets pissed off at the male talent and would be going after them if the camera wasn't rolling. I'm not at all surprised she wouldn't allow herself to be humiliated. If she was up for it because she thought it was kinky or something, that wouldn't be a surprise at all. But if she felt it was humiliating then I'm not at all surprised that she refused to do it. As more pornstars should do.
On an unrelated note, I think it's absurd how Howard still wears a condom when he's fucking his wife and no one on the show has the balls to call him out on it and say he's doing it to prevent Beth from getting pregnant. He plays up the whole "cleanliness" angle but that's bullshit (well, maybe not totally but it's not the only reason). Bottom line is he doesn't want kids and he doesn't trust Beth not to get pregnant (nor should he...).
Edited by - Keebler Elf on 8/1/2009 12:02:31 AM

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crazyman1212
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USA
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Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 12:59AM

The irony is you can tell the girls were into doing something sexual just not something humiliating. The bit was shitty but that being said if they agreed to do it then they shouldn't complain about being kicked off the show. Now that Howard's an old woman and is married to his bimbo he doesn't like seeing the girls do sexual stuff.

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wraithlead
Member

264 Posts
12/08

Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 1:39AM

Didn't Gianna have an IR creampie scene? And Shyla not taking facials? you mean on the show, or 'on film' like you said, cause I'm confused.

Draxxx wrote:
In the Stern Show's defense, they do things that are just as silly/bad to non-pornstar people who do the show and even crew members that work there. The main reason they tend to do it as often as they do with pornstars is because the porngirls are better to look at.
Another behind the scenes tidbit...It's the pornstar agents that recommend the girls for each bit the Stern guys come up with. When The Stern crew needed or needs a girl for an intelligence game they ask the agents for "not so smart" girls and the agent usually supplied girls that fit the bill. If they need a "wild" play a game the agent will give them a short list to choose from. From there they do research on those girls and pick the ones who are either the best looking or have the most interesting background (or both).
So while the Stern Show may do stuff some people think puts the girls in a bad light, keep in mind that the girl's agents play a big part in all the hi-jinks.
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Neither being a tool to everyone nor being one of many in a chain of tools is an excuse for the useless drivel howard stern spends his show peddling.

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killbillvol69

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Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 2:10AM

^ According to IAFD, Shyla has done 14 facials in 2009 alone, so I'm a bit confused about that one too.
As for Gianna though, she did one creampie scene four years ago. I think it's safe to say that she's been against them for quite a while now.

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oakmac34
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297 Posts
6/09

Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 2:15AM

I don't doubt what you say is true. But don't you think that these stunts are at best stupid but In a way degrading. Just because one has sex on film doesn't make them willing to do anything.
I mean, your right I don't watch him(Howard Stern) or how his show is ran. But man sure seems degrading to me. Kudos I Gianna and Shyla for saying to him.
I mean its what you like to do, hey no problem but I would kind of think its really disgusting. But just my opinion.

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fu_q

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Marv Montag (@PornOfYore)
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2/09

Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 8:17AM

Perhaps the whole thing was staged... that might make for good radio, too.

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Jaktarn
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5/05

Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 8:37AM

fu_q: This might be a good theory. On Shylas twitter she only wrote that she had another notch in her belt. That she had done Howard. It feels kind of like a setup. If she was genuinely embaressed wouldn't she mention it on there then?

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scottc1963
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6/06

Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 8:44AM

Sorry to be the one to tell you guys, even if ya kiss up to them, they STILL are'nt going to go out with ya! lol. I do agree if they saw all the wheel results, then they should have thought that they had as good a chance as any of the other things on the wheel of coming up. I'm thinking a staged show also.

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Keebler Elf
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235 Posts
3/05

Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 9:03AM

I was too but apparently she said something about getting it in her eyes and you'll notice a lot the facials she does are open mouth or aimed at her lower face. I can't recall seeing a recent facial that hit her in the upper face/eye region. So maybe that's what she meant.

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Draxxx
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2/07

Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 11:10AM

A few points...
One of the annoying things with the whole episode is that the girls would've done some really sexy stuff and offered to do so. But Howard is really all about juvenile humor. Howard thinks farting and asking if a person does anal is funny and entertaining. Years ago when Howard first started all that type of stuff was "shocking" to do or ask on the radio, nowadays it's just juvenile and old hat. The farting bit is particularly annoying because it's been done to death on the show and isn't all that funny to begin with. Some people on the SFN website have said the bit shouldn't even be called the WHEEL OF SEX because it's not sexy and call it the WHEEL OF GROSS. Much of the stuff Howard does and laughs at on his show is the type of stuff a 14 year old would find funny.
The girls didn't seem angry at all about being asked to leave (at least not on air). They said they weren't going to do the stunts and said they'd leave no problem. They offered to do other stuff (that sounded better anyway). Howard wasn't angry and was going to let them do some other stuff but the rest of the crew got upset and wanted them thrown off.
He'll never admit it but since Howard got married (again) and even before then he's changed a lot and won't do or say things he used to commonly do. Beth (his new wife) must've set her foot down because he even stopped reading commercials from a paying sponsor ASHLEY MADISON (a site were married people go to have affairs). He never nevers touches other women anymore. Also, suddenly all the things Beth isn't into (or at least won't let him do)are things he isn't into sexually like blowjobs, dirty talk, anal, thresomes, etc.,. The audience also has to listen to him go on about how wonderful she is and whatever lame projects she's working on. Even though at the begining of the relationship he claimed she didn't want any spotlight and didn't need him to earn a living because she was supposedly a busy working model.
In recent years Howard has become all the things he used to goof on when it was about other people.

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Anomander Rake
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Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 4:00PM

I just seen it on Howard TV, it it really wasn't even that bad. Howard was nice the whole time and he even ended up giving the girls plugs despite their not playing the game because he felt bad they came all the way from LA. Gianna even got a couple of plugs while she was in there and she was totally a good sport and was having fun as one would expect her too.
Shyla on the other hand...I really had no idea what she was talking about the whole time. I don't want to make random accusations, but if I was a friend of hers I would try to make sure everything was alright in her world. Every time she talked it left me thinking "what?" Obviously the facial thing was rediculous, she was dodging questions about her older double anal/double vag stuff but then would say she is not embarrassed to talk about it. The hole "notch under her belt" thing she kept saying, was that suppose to be an insult to Howard? I really do not know what she is talking about. Beautiful woman and a good performer, I just hope everything is going well in her personal life.

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Anomander Rake
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Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 4:10PM

"A few points...
One of the annoying things with the whole episode is that the girls would've done some really sexy stuff and offered to do so. But Howard is really all about juvenile humor. Howard thinks farting and asking if a person does anal is funny and entertaining. Years ago when Howard first started all that type of stuff was "shocking" to do or ask on the radio, nowadays it's just juvenile and old hat. The farting bit is particularly annoying because it's been done to death on the show and isn't all that funny to begin with. Some people on the SFN website have said the bit shouldn't even be called the WHEEL OF SEX because it's not sexy and call it the WHEEL OF GROSS. Much of the stuff Howard does and laughs at on his show is the type of stuff a 14 year old would find funny."
Howard is not all about juvenile humor. Please get over yourself and your "superior tastes". The bits that are juvenile are hardly everyday occurences and come from a few of the writes, particularly Richard and Sal.

"The girls didn't seem angry at all about being asked to leave (at least not on air). They said they weren't going to do the stunts and said they'd leave no problem. They offered to do other stuff (that sounded better anyway). Howard wasn't angry and was going to let them do some other stuff but the rest of the crew got upset and wanted them thrown off."
Exactly. Seth Rogen was the main one Howard listened to when he said the game is the game and he should stay true to the rules. Gianna was great and not pissed off at all. I don't know what to make of Shyla. They wouldn't do it, they knew they weren't going to get the plugs and it was fine. Then Howard gave them plugs anyway.
"He'll never admit it but since Howard got married (again) and even before then he's changed a lot and won't do or say things he used to commonly do. Beth (his new wife) must've set her foot down because he even stopped reading commercials from a paying sponsor ASHLEY MADISON (a site were married people go to have affairs). He never nevers touches other women anymore. Also, suddenly all the things Beth isn't into (or at least won't let him do)are things he isn't into sexually like blowjobs, dirty talk, anal, thresomes, etc.,. The audience also has to listen to him go on about how wonderful she is and whatever lame projects she's working on. Even though at the begining of the relationship he claimed she didn't want any spotlight and didn't need him to earn a living because she was supposedly a busy working model.
In recent years Howard has become all the things he used to goof on when it was about other people."
Absolutely false. In one sentence you say he has played his stunts to death, but now he has become something different? Do you know how many times over the last 10 years I've been listening, from 1st marriage to single to 2nd marriage, that I've seen him tell pornstars to their face that he doesn't thing he would be able to go through with having sex with them because the porn thing freaks him out? And so what if he doesn't feel up girls on the show anymore and Artie does it? or someone else? what difference does that make to the show being good?
If you don't like the show thats fine. Everyone will not like the same things. But the pretense that the show is 180 degrees different and somehow Howard has fallen off is unfounded. Just say "Its not my cup of tea" and move on.

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Asmodeus
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Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 4:43PM

So Anomander Rake, what's it like working for Howard?

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Harry Joystick
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Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 4:44PM

Glad I stopped paying to hear this shit.

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Bill

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Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 5:12PM

Every time that I read about any of Howard's "wild antics", it makes me happy that I decided to go with XM back in 2004 rather than continuing to listen to him (which I started doing in 1982 when he did afternoons on WNBC).

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oakmac34
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Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 6:02PM

Again, I'll repeat. I never was much of a fan of Stern. And could it be all a set up. I don't think so but wouldn't surprise me as well.
But really look at it. It's degrading to a point. And just not this but other things he does. I've seen bring on his cast of characters. I mean midgets and people with mental defects. I find it degrading. But, It what passes for entertainment these days. I have questions about that but that is just my opinion. And not forget that idiot lout Artie Lange. How in the hell does this guy draw a check in the entertainment. I just think it goes after the lowest common demonator in entertainment. And that is why I believe he(Stern) brings in porn stars because they will do anything for money or attention. And puts them in these ridiculous situations.
Again,just my opinion.

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Anomander Rake
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Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 8:17PM

It's cool guys. I wish I worked for Stern :)
No one particular show is for everyone, I understand that. I do find it a bit Ironic that the previous poster called him "The lowest common demonator in entertainment" on a porn DVD forum :)
No matter how big or popular or famous or even acclaimed something is, there will still be tons of people who don't like it. Many people don't like The Beatles or The Godfather or Seinfield or whatever is the most popular movies/TV/music out today.
I know where I am posting, and if there was a "fight" between Shyla Stylez and Howard Stern I know whose back 99.9% of the people here will have.
Everyone has the right to hate Stern as much as they want, he has been going through that his entire career. In this situation he was nothing but nice to Gianna and Shyla though.
cheers friends,
Rake

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Harri Patel
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Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 9:26PM

I think Howard realizes that when his contract is up, there isn't going to be any money for him at Sirius XM, so in his mind, he's already retired. Sometimes he manages to sound like he's interested in what's going on; other times, it's obvious that doesn't want to be there and is just watching the clock and counting the days. He was happy to get to talk to some relatively big-time guests in Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow, but then it was Gianna and Shyla's turn, and it was obvious he had no interest at all in talking to them, and he just plodded through the dumb pre-interview notes. Which is a shame, because I've seen enough BTS stuff with Gianna to know that she has a great personality and sense of humor, and Stern probably could have had a great conversation with her if he'd bothered to try at all. Sitting there and turning the control of the segment over to Sal and the other misogynist idiots that think that they're the show demonstrates that he just doesn't care that much any more.
I do agree that his marriage has changed him some, but I think the shrink has changed him even more. Successful psychoanalysis is the enemy of edgy comedy.
(Edit: typo)
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Bill

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Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 9:42PM

With 4 day work weeks and 12 weeks of vacation every year, hasn't he really been semi-retired ever since joining Sirius? There are approximately 260 work days per year (not taking holidays into account). Howard takes 100 of those days off (5 days * 12 weeks + 1 day * 40 weeks) and only works 160 days. So, about 38.4% of the days that most people go to work, Howard has the day off.
Not a bad gig if you can get it. But pretty shitty for the listeners.

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oakmac34
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Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 10:06PM

Anomander Rake wrote:
It's cool guys. I wish I worked for Stern :)
No one particular show is for everyone, I understand that. I do find it a bit Ironic that the previous poster called him "The lowest common demonator in entertainment" on a porn DVD forum :)
No matter how big or popular or famous or even acclaimed something is, there will still be tons of people who don't like it. Many people don't like The Beatles or The Godfather or Seinfield or whatever is the most popular movies/TV/music out today.
I know where I am posting, and if there was a "fight" between Shyla Stylez and Howard Stern I know whose back 99.9% of the people here will have.
Everyone has the right to hate Stern as much as they want, he has been going through that his entire career. In this situation he was nothing but nice to Gianna and Shyla though.
cheers friends,
Rake
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Dude, what I'm saying that his entertainment is well crappy. Now if you enjoy it or somebody else enjoy it. More power to ya. If your a fan, no matter what I say doesn't mean anything to you. And its not just Stern.Bubba the love sponge and Opie and andy are pretty much the same fare. Again its just a opinion.
My original point is that because your a porn star or a sex worker doesn't mean you are going to do every demeaning thing pose to you for attention or money.. Now some will.Make no mistake about it.
I don't know Gianna or even Shyla but what I've seen of Gianna she seems very outgoing and easy to get along with.
And if you say that Stern was cool with them refusing with his idiotic stunt, well I'll give him that much credit, still kind of low life. Don't you think?
But again, what would anyone expect from Stern. This is his career. So the ladies proly should have known. I mean come on, he has Artie Lange on his payroll. Enough said on that point.
Dude, in short lol. It was just my opinion. Howard just isn't my cup of tea.

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Mike Quasar
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Posted - Aug 1 2009 : 10:06PM

Stern left terrestrial radio with huge ratings and millions of listeners. He went to satellite because he was tired of battling the F.C.C. Before Stern, Sirius had approx 600 thousand listeners. After Stern, the subscriptions jumped to over 8 million forcing XM to agree to a merger and now there is a combined audience of almost 20 million. I'd say that he's plenty relevant. I've been listening to Stern for 20 years and if you don't get it, that's okay but for those of us who are devoted fans, the day he retires will be a sad day.

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Rosco Fuji
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Posted - Aug 2 2009 : 12:23AM

Chocolate Bandit Masks. Too Funny!!

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tabithastevens
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Posted - Aug 2 2009 : 1:25AM

Much AGREED with Mike Quasar:).
www.tabithastevens.com

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Anomander Rake
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186 Posts
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Posted - Aug 2 2009 : 1:46AM

well said Mike Quasar, thats the only thing that really was annoying in this thread. A lot of people may not like Stern but to act like he is irrelevant is pretty insane.
@oakmac - I don't think Stern is a low life at all. Other than that I don't disagree with pretty much anything of what you just said. If your not a fan, no matter what I say doesn't mean anything to you. :) we can agree to disagree on the entertainment value of Stern.
and YAY for Tabitha posting! I use to love your appearances so much. I must admit some of your appearances were hotter than actual porn :)

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Draxxx
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Posted - Aug 2 2009 : 2:16AM

It wasn't a set up. I believe the show had to fly in "Will The Farter" or at least put him up somewhere and Sal was already dressed as "Captain Sack". They intended for the girls to go along. They wouldn't put in that much effort if they didn't plan for them go through with it.

The "degrading" and embarrassment factor is what they find funny. Howard has even said on occassion that if the person wants to do it, it isn't as funny. Like I said before it's juvenile humor. There's nothing wrong with juvenile humor and it can be funny. But it's not for everyone and you can't take it too seriously. Is farting on someone really so awful other than the thought of it? I don't think so. It's goofy and childish. You don't listen to Howard for clever or highbrow humor. Sometimes you might get that but mostly you'll get them laughing at and making fun of midgets, people with speech inpediments, farting, fat people, mentally retarded people, discussions on how often people go to the bathroom, etc., etc...
Again, it can be funny but it's not PC or always particularly clever and some of it is meant to make you squirm a bit. If a person doesn't like it, it's understandable. If a person thinks it's hilarious it's understandable.

Despite the drugs and his limited comedy range, Artie has fans because they like him and feels he's one of them (everyman). Artie is a so-so comedian who can sell out gigs because he's on the Stern show. If Artie wasn't on the Stern show most people would have no idea who he is. They might recognize the face from Mad TV and movie cameos but certainly not from being a great stand up.

It's not just pornstars. People who crave attention, money, or just want to impress Howard have done far more embarrassing things on the show. The pornstars go on and do those things because the porn companies/agents sent them because it's one of the few places they can advertize with a big audience. Howard has an audience who will actually buy or check out porn. If a pornstar goes on and mentions her website it will increase their traffic 10 fold. Going on Howard can move product. That's why so many people want to go on and will do ridiculous things to get on.
Besides, it's not always "degrading" stuff. More often than not Howard has pornstars on and just interviews them. He justs asks questions about their lives and how they got into the biz. Sometimes the girl will lie about things porn fans know to be true. I guess they're ashamed of it when they know friends or family might be listening. But that can be entertaining too. It's funny and interesting to hear what the girls are embarrassed about. I think it's funny/strange to hear a girl brag about being able to handle double anal but think creampies go too far. There was a girl who said having sex with a dog was something she's thought about and might do but having sex with a black guy is out of the question because it would upset her parents.
That type of stuff is far more entertaining to me than having some dude fart on a girl.
Oh...and INSIDE THE PORN ACTORS STUDIO/INTERVIEW WITH A PORNSTAR is a show that one of Howard's guys does is nothing but an hour long praise and ass-kissing of pornstars where the girls does a Q&A with Ritchard Christy where they just ask questions of the girls and tell them how awesome they are. It's funny, informative and better than any pornstar interviews I've heard.

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Keebler Elf
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Posted - Aug 3 2009 : 12:32AM

It might be well said but it's also very misleading.
First off, I'd be interested in hearing if Sirius still has 8 million subscriptions. I'd also be interested in hearing if those are 8 million different people or 4-5 million people, 3-4 million of whom have multiple subscriptions.
And for some bizarro reason people like to assume that 8 million subscriptions equals 8 million Stern fans. Keep dreaming. At best I'd say he's got 4 million. There's no way he didn't have a wider audience when he was on free radio. No way.
That being said, Stern pretty much is what keeps Sirius alive. If he goes, the company will fold. He's pretty much the only reason I still subscribe to Sirius.
It's not a question of whether or not he's relevant anymore. He's just not as relevant (and never will be) as he'd like.
Edited by - Keebler Elf on 8/3/2009 12:33:20 AM
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WardqueenJanine
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Posted - Aug 3 2009 : 7:05AM

Just stupid and not even worthy of being called juvenile but that's just my opinion.

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RandomPrecision
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Posted - Aug 3 2009 : 12:13PM

Wouldn't it be nice if someone invited a porn star onto a show and treated her like an honest to goodness person instead of expecting her to do tricks and stay in the role of the "whore"? This man has been a parasite on the adult industry for years. About the only good he's ever done anyone in the porn business was Jenna. And he probably didn't do that on purpose. He was just trying to use her like he does everyone else.
Edited by - randomprecision on 8/3/2009 12:15:35 PM

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