Don't know if this has been discussed here before but just wanted to warn my fellow porn afficionados to steer clear of the Girls Gone Wild dvds they advertise on late-night commercials.

In a moment of weakness I ordered the 2 dvds for $10 off the website. They suck. Sure, the girls are super young but it is basically two dvds full of amateur home video footage of chicks whipping off their tops (and occasionally their bottoms - but not often) at mardi gras. Some girls are cute but the action goes by so fast and there is so much screaming and activity going on that you can't even get a boner out of it. However, there is a fairly impromptu lezbo scene between 2 ok-looking young chicks on one of the dvds (but not enough to make the damn thing worth buying).

Imagine my surprise when I unexpectedly got a Girls Gone Wild-Uncensord DVD in the mail a few weeks later. I figured it was some sort of freebie or something (since I hadn't ordered it). This dvd was slightly better in that it was more graphic. Clearly filmed at Lake Havasu (or some other spring break lake resort where everyone crams their boats together and drinks and parties) it contains tons of footage of chicks getting fingered, giving BJs, getting groped and one scene of a chick getting gangbanged by some Hells Angels looking dudes. Unfortunately, it is filmed by guys who have never witnessed sex before (and/or who probably couldn't get the necessary written releases) because you almost never see a girl's face. Everything is shot in extreme close up (usually with a video camera lens half covered in beer or water) which ends up ruining the idea of watching some hot, young coed getting fouled. Eventually, one pussy starts to look like another.

However, the fun truly began when I got my credit card bill with a nearly $30 charge from this company. The same day I got yet another dvd from this scam company. I called them up to ask what the deal was and they claimed that the website says that by ordering the dvds you are agreeing to a monthly subscription (it says nothing of the sort - I looked. A monthly service is mentioned but not in connection with ordering the 2for1 dvd they advertise on tv - total scam). I told them to cancel me and quickly wrote "return to sender" and threw the fucking thing back in mail.

Do not fall for this!!!!! The dvds are not worth it and, if you are weak and feel you need to order it, immediately call them and make sure that you are not signed up for the service. Best of luck, porn buddies.

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