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K Black
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12 Posts
6/04
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 1:00PM
One of the worst things in porn, aint nothing worse than a girl that looks great but is a crap performer and has next to no enthusiasm for what shes doing. I think you could probably make a big-ass list if you wanted to, one of the biggest offenders for me has gotta be Temptation. I remember seeing a picture of her for the first time and she was cute as hell in that pic, had a great body, nice little titties (she didnt need that damn boob job), yeah she fine. But damn...she looks like shes waiting to clock off every time shes having sex, shes wack at giving blowjobs and clearly loathes cum (Cum Dumpsters 3 lol)...I mean shes not the worst porn actress I've seen but really, its a shame when a girl looks great but then completely disappoints when it comes to the action. Who else would you put in the category of hot looking chicks that cant fuck for shit?

"1 2, Who got more style than son do" - Nas

obsessed27
Member

43 Posts
6/04
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 1:16PM
Kira Kenner. I haven't seen many women hotter than her, either in the business or out of it, but her blowjobs don't look good and her energy is often low. I've seen maybe 1 or 2 good scenes from her, but even her best are no match to my all-time favorites. She should see an April Flowers scene to see how to fuck like you mean it.
BSD
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San Diego, CA
2508 Posts
11/03
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 1:22PM
K BLACK -

Your handle denotes that you are a new member. I don't know how long you've been lurking, but I can tell you that the over\under on how many posts this thread will last before one of the moderators kills it is probably about ten.

Even though it may be an interesting discussion, and everybody probably has their own example of a porn personality that meets the criteria that you bring up, (me included), the thread starts out on a negative bent, and things generally only get worse from there.

In a forum where many of the stars and industry people participate, the mods don't tolerate a whole lot of piling on, of the talent. Even when it seems relatively tame or benign.

Performance critique and constructive criticism of the talent is one thing, but exercises in negativity, just for negativity's sake is one the mods don't usual let last too
long.*

BSD

P.S. -

* - Especially if it's one of the big stars that has a big fan base, or if it's one of the performers who participates here.

Edited by - BSD on 9/7/2004 1:30:45 PM

Pocketcomb_Pimp
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1921 Posts
7/03
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 2:36PM
This is a good post. At the risk of having people hot with me, I will chime in. In my reviews I talk about "Paper Porn Stars". A Paper Porn Star is someone who looks great, but should never be caught on tape, cause thier beauty lies in looks, and not in performance.

Here is a list off the top of my head.

Teagan
Courtney Devine
Velvet Rose
Kayla Marie
Delilah
Katie Morgan
Lisa Marie
Angel Eyes
Jenna Jameson
Alex Devine
Sarah Jay

Some of these girl are nothing short than breath taking, but at the same time, they bring zero heat to thier scenes.

scatman
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175 Posts
4/04
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 2:42PM
In before the <<<<[[[[
 
boss_hog
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maryland
266 Posts
3/04
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 3:01PM
Pimp, I have to disagree with a couple of those:
Kayla Marie - service animals, she rocked!!!!
Courtney Devine - Sorority splash - she takes ATOGM better than any other black girl in the biz right now!!!
Angel Eyes - feeling black, and sista 18 she did a pretty good job!!

The rest I won't comment on ,cause I know what you're talking about!!!

Velvet Rose being the worst offender...fakes on everything!!!

Hardware All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 3:04PM
If a performer reads this, what can she (or he) learn from it? We want performers to be authentic and yet we want them to act out our fantasies. We hate it when we think they're emoting, and yet we want to see emotion.

Maybe we should take the words Shakespeare put in Cassius' mouth to heart, even if he didn't have porn stars in mind.

Edited by - hardware on 9/7/2004 3:55:46 PM

barrybrn
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1568 Posts
9/03
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 3:08PM
One that has been mentioned more than a few times here on ADT is Brooke.
Chris718
Member

153 Posts
6/02
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 3:27PM
I always felt Devon(Stryker)was crazy hot, but her perfrormances always lacked enthusiasm.
K Black
Member

12 Posts
6/04
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 3:49PM
My bad if this is a "negative" post. I think its pretty lame that we cant talk about anything we wish to, but at the same time I see your point about adult performers posting here and not wanting to "offend" anyone or anything. And I wouldnt have mentioned people who post at these forums, Im pretty sure Temptation never comes here. If she does, hey girl, you're still a great looking chick. One.

"1 2, Who got more style than son do" - Nas

cancel
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LA
188 Posts
9/04
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 3:54PM
Like anything else, it's not what you say, it's how you say it. And constructive criticism is the best way to improve. If I do something wrong, I want to know. If a fan made negative comment about how I work, I would assess it and decide if I can be better for it.

I ALWAYS look at scenes I'm in if I can get them because I want to see if I could have moved so the camera could see better, could I have gone deeper, could I have aimed differently for the pop... Whatever it takes to improve.

Some will be pissed at a thread like this. The smart ones will be better if their name shows up. :)

dood

imak
Adult Film Legend

3345 Posts
2/04
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 3:54PM
hehe my boyfriends x girlfriend is listed and that makes me happy,cause I am shallow like that!
Pocketcomb_Pimp
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7/03
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 3:57PM
Boss,

First let me compliment you on taking time to tpost. I would assume that chasin Dem Duke boys, and stopping the illegal transportation of Moonshine accross county lines takes up most of your day.

I guess the beauty of this place is the fact that we are different people from different places, with different faces, and at times, we don't think alike.

I didn't see Service Animals, but in the scenes I'v seen, Kayla has not really moved moved me. Not many young performers bring sexual energy to thier scenes. How many women have told you that they never had an orgasm until thier late 20's? I can't call it, but I just don't buy that many 18 year old performers are coming like they never have before.

I have Feeling Black, and reviewed it here. It's a great series, and I plan on reviewing the 3rd installment next week. Nonetheless, Angel Eyes does not appeal to me at all. I don't find her attractive, and I find her scenes average. The Feeling Black scene was carried by Stefano, and Tina. Doesn't mean she's not a good person, I don't know, but I could name some stars who are not the prettiest women, who bring more heat than Satan.

There's trying, and there's doing. Some might dissagree, but I stand behind my list based on what I have seen.

Pocketcomb_Pimp
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1921 Posts
7/03
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 4:04PM
Sounds like your boyfriend got a serious upgrade! Porn is a shallow business for some, but for those of us that are more into heat, than looks. We can't lose with women like you. We get looks, Heat, and an Ass like an Apple!
loop
Senior Member

1409 Posts
9/03
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 4:12PM
i don't agree to courtney devine , velvet rose , jenna jameson and alex devine (all of them rocks in performance more than beauty)

i will agree to teagan - she is a beauty but just don't delivers in the performance (but i only saw her in service animals and hellcats - and if joey silvera can't make her be nasty - no one will). i still like her though and have a strage feeling to see something good from her in service animals #18 - she suppose to dominate other girl so maybe she can be nasty...

 
boss_hog
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maryland
266 Posts
3/04
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 4:29PM
I think you've changed my mind about Angel Eyes. In that scene stefano and tina did provide the heat!!

But Kayla?!??!?! I must admit I like the way she whines while she's getting banged!

imak
Adult Film Legend

3345 Posts
2/04
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 4:51PM
thanks,I was waiting to see if my name popped up in the not hot thread hehe I would rather cum then get covers anyway!
BSD
Senior Member

San Diego, CA
2508 Posts
11/03
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 4:57PM
Friends -

Well, if the mods are gonna go easy on the itchy trigger fingers, I'm gonna get my two cents in.

I can remember a couple of porn old schoolers that this used to piss me off about.

Tracey Adams

Lovette

I thought both were hot as hell, but I thought both were a little too self-absorbed and mailed in a lot of their performances. The times I really dug Lovette's effort was when she was working with Max Hardcore. Other than that, she left me disappointed.

As for the current crop, I'm gonna address a couple of the names that P.P. mentioned, cuz I think there is a common thread. I think that Courtney Devine, Kayla Marie , and Teagan are all in the same boat. I don't think their performances and screen presence has quite caught up with their fan appeal and potential. I don't think this is their fault. I think they are all very beautiful, but they are all also very young and I think the seasoning process takes a minute. In my opinion, the same holds true for the gorgeous Pandora Dreams . I don't think any of these girls are "lame" performers, but professional polish and the ability to completely lose oneself to the scene, doesn't come overnight.

As for some established folks, I don't think ANYONE is more smoke and mirrors than Jenna Jameson . For years, I've been trying and trying to see what the big deal is, and I just don't see it. Consistently leaves me limp.

And just to prove that I think I can be fair and objective, I agree with P.P's selection of Sara Jay , who is one of my personal ALL TIME FAVORITES. She may be my favorite body in porn, and I have sung her virtues many times in these pages BUT, I agree that her performances are somewhat lacking in heat and the real sparks from her scenes come from the voluptuousness of her body and her male partner's efforts. I've found her much more animated and into it, in her internet porn, (Onion Booty), than in all the pro scenes I've seen her in. Another of my favorites that seems to leave me perplexed, (cuz I love her look and body so, but don't think she really gives her all in performance), is Austin O'Reilly.

You really can tell when a performer is totally oblivious to the camera, really into the sex, and completely gives themselves over to the director, co-star and ultimately, the audience. It results in scorching performances.

Good old school example: Debi Diamond

Good current example: Kami Andrews

But they don't fit in this topic, cuz both of them were\are great performers, AND very attractive.

Smile.

BSD

T.L.Tycoon
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416 Posts
12/03
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 5:43PM
The oh so Overrated Howard Stern promoted "Jenna Jameson".
Let me also ad Tera Patrick in this Mix! Just my humble opinion.
scatman
Member

175 Posts
4/04
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 5:55PM
Jill Kelly. She performs like she takes 100 vicodine before scenes.
Pocketcomb_Pimp
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7/03
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 6:08PM
Once again we all got our idea if what's hot, but if you are gonna pump up a star at least come to the table like Boss Hogg dig and let me know a title that proves your point. I haven't seen ever title by every star, but the ones I named have come up short in multiple titles leading to my personal opinion.
BSD
Senior Member

San Diego, CA
2508 Posts
11/03
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 6:14PM
Friends -

Another one whom I think her stunning looks earned her much more porn credibility than her wooden performances deserved:

Sylvia Saint

BSD

Endless Loop
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8/04
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 6:24PM
After having met up with the RLD gang, and properly ridden, Teagan has shown glimpses of quality breeding.
Though this filly may indeed be slower out the gate, IMHO when driven hard, she more than makes up for it down the home stretch.
As for Courtney Devine, I am very surprised to see her listed here. Admittedly, I've not pursued her work, but I have seen her matched against a superior lineup of fleet thoroughbreds, and performance wise, Miss Divine clearly left them in her lustful dust.
Hardware All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 6:34PM
I don't see why. Is there anything more idiosyncratic than what men want in porn starlets? That's the problem with this type of discussion. If a porn starlet decides to modify her behavior for poster A she'll disappoint poster B who thinks she's perfect the way she is. [imagine a rolling eyes icon here]
crenshaw
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59 Posts
4/00
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 6:40PM
Off the top of my head...Krystal Steal, Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick

 
Pocketcomb_Pimp
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1921 Posts
7/03
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 6:41PM
Couldn't Hang
Pocketcomb_Pimp
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1921 Posts
7/03
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 6:43PM
I'm glad you see the parallel between good looks, contracts, and below average sex.
BSD
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San Diego, CA
2508 Posts
11/03
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 6:58PM
HARDWARE -

How about a porn starlet NOT modifying her behavior for poster A or poster B. She shouldn't, and I as a porn afficianado ain't asking her to. If she does what she can to learn her craft, be a professional, and do the best job she can, to hell with everything else. I don't know anyone that can, nor should they attempt to, please everyone. But most people recognize and appreciate when someone is putting forth an honest effort. There is a whole 'nother thread going where people are doing just that. Extolling the virtues of people who may not have the natural, obvious physical gifts of others, but still are outstanding porn performers.

As long as people don't go out of their way to be mean, or disrespectful, or intentionally hurtful towards the talent that participates here, (that's where you guys come in), I find a discussion like this, (and it's companion one), much more interesting than 10,000 post threads falling all over a young and inexperienced Teagan after she made one movie and appeared at one trade show.

BSD

Edited by - BSD on 9/7/2004 6:58:43 PM

jewel denyle
Platinum X Pictures

769 Posts
4/03
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 7:16PM
Beauties but shouldn't be performing since they act like they hate it.

Chasey Laine

Kira Kerner

Brooke

Jill Kelly

Haven

Pocketcomb_Pimp
Deactivated User

1921 Posts
7/03
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 7:26PM
WOW! I didn't think an industry persom would dare to name a soul. I agree with Kira And Brooke. I don't know the rest, except Jill. Is she performimg?
jewel denyle
Platinum X Pictures

769 Posts
4/03
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 7:29PM
Well it's our business to know who's hot and does a good scene that's what makes a great movie.
dumblonde
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Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 8:01PM
I'm sure that some will automatically dislike a performer if she doesn't do whatever act turns their crank, therefore putting her on the 'lame' list.

On the other hand, I've seen way too many 'hot' looking girls that will do everything on the menu but have never impressed me as being genuinely into it.

Brice P
Member

105 Posts
8/04
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 8:08PM
Well, it's obvious that industry insiders such as yourself are in a position to be great evaluators of talent, but (like Pimp) I figured that naming anyone might cause some tension on the job.

Well, this is off topic, but IMHO you are smokin' hot and you set a standard for other performers.

Pocketcomb_Pimp
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1921 Posts
7/03
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 8:12PM
Well, I don't know if I would say it's your business, but I would say that it's good business. Platinum is getting good talents for it's works, so I can't complain.
J.R.
Member

54 Posts
1/04
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 9:01PM
I have to agree with Jewel about Jill and Chasey. They look like they would rather be paying their electric bill than doing a sex scene (even though JK is a great businesswoman).
 
Renee
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765 Posts
8/03
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 9:21PM
There's no accounting for porn tastes, and that goes for porn starlets, too.

Here are description, by three reviewers, of the same scene in a gonzo movie; out of courtesy, I've disguised Actress X's name, though I've never seen her post on ADT:

Reviewer 1 : Actress X was one of the main reasons I checked out this movie, and once again she shows that I was right to do so! X and Dillion turn out another great scene here, with X putting out some great energy and plenty of great ass action. I love the addition of titty fucking here, as X has a great set of gazooms, and best of all she seems to love it all. This is a very nice and very hot scene.

Reviewer 2 : X is an extremely hot looking, blonde Euro babe... She rubs her big natural tits and her shaved slit and really gives us a nice little show. The guys comes in and goes straight for her ass and pussy with his tongue and fingers. I guess the guy couldn’t wait because he begins fucking her pussy in doggie before he gets a blowjob. That’s a nice change of pace. She’s does some p2m and gives him a nice cock sucking with some good POV shots of the action. He also fucks that great looking rack of hers. Soon he buries his cock in her tight ass in mish. Her legs are spread and the closeups of the action are great! As another bonus, X does some awesome gaping here too. After some a2m and more tit fucking, her asshole is lowered around his cock in RC. She controls the pace and works her hips nicely, only stopping to taste her ass a few times doing some good no hands sucking. Spoon is next and the cock is still in her ass. Also we get to stare at her great set of boobies as they jiggle from the pounding she is taking. It all ends with a big load of cum shot on X’s face, most of it landing on her cheek. Awesome scene with a girl that’s quickly becoming a favorite of mine.

Reviewer 3 : X is a pretty, busty blonde who does a long tease as she looks directly into the camera. As she lies on a bed, a young muscular actor named Dillon joins her. The scene progresses through the usual format of blowjob, vag sex, anal sex with ATM, and then a facial.
There was a real lack of heat to this segment. X spends much of her time mugging for the camera, and rarely looks at her partner; in facts, she seems to prefer he touch her as little as possible. Dillon, for his part, tries to liven things up by calling her "filthy whore" or "fucking whore" a good six or seven times. This, predictably, has absolutely no effect on the heat level, since the actress just ignores him, and he ends up sounding ridiculous. A sub-par scene, and it's not hard to fathom why it's buried in the middle of the film.

Yes, this is the same actress, in the exact same scene. As you might have guessed, I'm Reviewer 3. I thought Actress X was one of the worst actresses I've ever watched, yet the other reviewers thought she was just great, which I have no argument with, since everyone looks for something different. In my case, I didn't care how blonde or busty she was, she just laid there and looked bored, a big no-no in my book.


Crucifixio_Jones
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4727 Posts
10/03
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 9:36PM
Can't believe she hasn't been mentioned yet:

MASON STORM .

I like to call her a contract girl without a contract.

Endless Loop
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Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 10:38PM
I think its important to note, that theres countless opportunities available, to convey emotion or feeling, that all to often are ignored. The simplicity of a well timed phrase, a unique expression, slight shift of the body, or extended grip of a hand, can dramatically influence how the entire performance is received.
Its true, there will always be those who seek nothing less, than complete explicitness above all else. I'll be the first to include myself among them, more often than not, but the presence of those nasty words, hot off the cuff, will always enhance the act, and as evidenced, may eventually diminish it without.


Edited by - Endless Loop on 9/7/2004 10:42:19 PM

GonzoAnalFan
Member

700 Posts
6/04
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 11:08PM
Very elloquently put, sir!

Edited by - GonzoAnalFan on 9/7/2004 11:08:47 PM

croy
Platinum Member

Discovry
4574 Posts
3/04
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 11:14PM
Funny, I was debating putting up a similar poll and its inverse. I was thinking of "Women in porn who you think look hot, but are bad performers" and "Women in porn you didn't think would be that attractive, but have hot scenes."

Anyways, the easiest way to start is Vivid Girls in general. Sad, because many were hot performers before they got the contract. I used to be a fan of Taylor Hayes and Cheyenne Silver.

myk
Member

367 Posts
10/02
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 11:18PM
Beauty pre-implant. One of the worst surgeries I've seen. And yes, she really doesn't seem to be enjoying hereself. Great eyes, tho.

Myk

GonzoAnalFan
Member

700 Posts
6/04
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 11:29PM
Would anyone agree about Lannie Barbie??...(I haven't seen much of her work yet)
GonzoAnalFan
Member

700 Posts
6/04
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 11:31PM
Rhiannon Bray (one of my faves)
DIAMOND DOG
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"Puff Daddy is crap." - Keith Richards
320 Posts
7/04
Posted - Sep 7 2004 : 11:57PM
All these girls are beautiful in my opinion, but severely lack heat or enthusiasm.

Most of mine have been named already:

Holly Body

Jenna Jameson

Krystal Steal

Jesse Jane

Jill Kelly

Chasey Lain

Tera Patrick

Serenity (This pains me to say, because I think she's the most beautiful girl to grace porn, but unless she's with a chick, no heat)

I'll probably think of more later.

Pocketcomb_Pimp
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1921 Posts
7/03
Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 1:55AM
I've only seen Rhiannon three times and each time was good. Slayer Ringmaster. Teen Latin Dolls, and Amateur Angels. Then again, it's just my opinion.
Pocketcomb_Pimp
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7/03
Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 1:59AM
Once again, this is the contract thing. They get the contract cause they attract viewers. At the same time their performance sucks. They are over glorified window dressing. Let's face it, was Pam Anderson all that good? Nah, it was window dressing, and celebrity interest.
cjo
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Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 2:22AM
krystal steal
bbrudy
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Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 9:10AM
No doubt the Sexy Julian ANN has to be at the top of the list if she had half the heat JEWEL had what a sight she would of been also add teagan & vivid girl Mercedez!!!! badboyrudy
SFT
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Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 10:28AM
80-85% of eurobabes
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Oblivious

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Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 10:52AM
This is reply 49. I guess the mods are feeling the love here and letting it be.
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