So these two topics have some off-kilter psychology associated with them. Please enjoy, and respond, accordingly:

1. Guys wearing watches. What the hell are you doing? Are you trying to keep time? Or....are you trying to show off your fancy watch to us viewers? Hint: Most all of us are male, ands we don't care about your watch. This is a porn scene. We actually want to see as little of you as possible, dumbass.

2. Girls wearing glasses. This is so obvious, it is beyond discussion. No one. Absolutely no one, needs to wear glasses during sex. And even if they wanted to read 'War and Peace' while getting fucked, if they are in the midst of a porn scene, they might want to consider taking said glasses off face. Because. You know. No man ever has fantasized about ejaculating on glass, or wood, or plastic. It's not a thing. Take your fucking glasses off. You are clearly a cum dodger. If you don't like taking cum.....then do us all a favor....and get out of porn. Period. End of story.

These things are not typical these days, thankfully. But they still occur. I won't name the culprits.

Over all of these years, we have learned and adapted to overcome/solve stupid mistakes that were commonplace, like;

a. panning up to the guy's face right before his ejaculation
b. guys (like a director, or performer) talking throughout a porn scene. we never needed to hear them, nor see them. Well, perhaps Johnny Sins and maybe Peter North were eye candy, but otherwise, nope.
c. camera perspectives from underneath the nut sack. No. Just no.

I don't want to make porn great again. I just hope it gets better. No more eyeglasses. Remove all trinkets and accessories. Just fuck, and get the girls' faces sprayed.

The end.

P.S. See you in 5 years for a post-mortem.

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