Normally I go for girls with big naturals, but there's just something about Lichelle Marie's boob job that turns me on for some reason: http://www.jensvanassterdam.com/galleries/01grabbed/LichelleMarie8_big.jpg (the link might not work if you just click on it, but if you copy/paste and go to it manually it should work) She's got that hardbody that comes from investing years in the gym... the kind of exercise that makes tits shrivel up to dust and blow away. Yet she's standing there with full, round, perfectly firm tits, pressed together like she's wearing a Miracle Bra, only she's TOPLESS. Barbie would be green with envy. So... how's this for a stereotypical perfection... rather than flat, perky naturals, or big saggy naturals, or medium-sized naturals that pass the pencil-test... instead... girls with implants that are PERFECTLY fake... that look good and perfectly do what only implants can do... Girl with a lean, athletic body that make her tits stand out D-cup or larger Unnaturally firm tits Perfectly hemispherical shape Minimal gap between the tits
I refused to believe that Velcity Von's tits were fake, until another preformer confirmed it. Devon Lee has nice tits too. I think fake tits look better on a "curvy" woman. Edited by - royal tee on 6/29/2008 1:55:07 AM
I think the thing that amazes me most are all these chicks who look like they're barely out of high school, not yet 21 and whose bodies haven't even finished fully developing yet, getting these ridiculous boob jobs. Like... Halia Hill Hailey Star Britney Amber Madison Scott Starla Sterling Shawna Lenee Kinzi Marie Jessica Lynn Celeste Mulet Crista Moore Morgan Layne Taylor Chanel Edited by - Crucifixio_Jones on 6/29/2008 8:26:17 PM
What makes all the difference to me is whether the girl has that hideous "U-Shaped Valley" down the middle... you know, where the girl has no body fat and a wide, hard, flat spot down the middle, and then HUGE TITS to either side (often making you wonder if she has to be careful not to get them caught under her arms because her tits are so cranked to the sides). The fake tits only look right IMO if they come together in the middle... like you took a girl with natural ultra-firm C-cups and inflated them to DD-cups... sure it looks fake, but it looks PERFECTLY fake if you know what I mean... like a CARICATURE of perfect real tits... the kind that women think all men want, because young women have firm tits, so women think that FIRM TITS = youth and beauty, even though a lot of us men actually find jell-o tits like Jessica Moore's very sexy. Velicity has some great and real-looking fake tits, but they're actually a bad example of what I'm talking about... her tits have a nice natural shape and sag to them that could pass for real... they're good looking, no doubt about it, but they're not "Perfectly Fake". There are plenty of busty naturals that look better than Velicity. Like I said, the idea of "Perfectly Fake" looking tits is, they look like the way women think men expect their tits to look... a cartoonishly large version of young, firm tits. They should be the breast equivalent of overstuffed furniture, but still a great boob job in the technical sense of minimal scars, ripples, hard edges, etc. The ULTIMATE is when they're OVERSTUFFED to the point her tits actually touch when she's topless and just standing normally, the way Lichelle's tits do. It's completely absurd looking to the point of it being a style of its own. Unnaturally large, round, and firm... Perfectly Fake. Edited by - Wiseass Formerly Known As on 6/29/2008 11:03:05 PM
i hope to soon make your guys' list of favs for fake titties i know i love a good fake rack!!!! jesse jane, madison scott, sunny leone, and many others.... "im the girl your mother warned you about"
Taylor Chanel... hers are nearly siamesed, though not as good as Lichelle's. Still good fake tits though. http://www.givemetitties.com/content/026/01.jpg Danielle Derek is a bit lumpy, but still a perfect example of the siamesed look. http://www.huge-tits-boobs.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/101danielle-600-spa.jpg Kayden Kross... are those actually FAKE? Definitely perfectly shaped... but almost too small. http://www.pornstarcatalog.com/images/kayden_kross_1.jpg Lichelle is still the best I've seen so far though.
There are so many things wrong with this post I don't even know where to start. So I won't. If you like 'em, I guess that's your thing but that's an abomination on the level of filling a beautiful lake with garbage and raw sewage or clear-cutting glorious, healthy giant redwood trees to make room for a parking lot. If you want a rubber doll, you can buy one easily enough, no?
Fake boobs with some give, please. It's sad when someone with big-ol titties starts trying to titty fuck and can't really bring her breasts together enough to wrap around the dong. That's just a sad reminder that science can betray us. The founding fathers wanted firm wrap-around from their implants, and we should honor their intent. Actual dome breasts that don't even try to be human remind me of those infomercial dome lights that you can stick to walls or ceilings and just press the center part of the dome to turn the light on or off. (Actually, how cool would that be to have light-up implants?) (Like teeth whitening that makes your teeth glow in the dark, only that kind of light would be coming from your boobs whenever someone pressed in on your nipples.) If there's no give in them, implants are like space alien parts and they won't fascinate you for more than 90 seconds, whereas more natural hanging breasts will fascintate you up to your full attention span of 450 seconds. Take the example of Devon. And I'm a Devon fan, so maybe her tits did "work" on me enough to get me to check her out, but from then on I was watching more for her face, you know. And if her breasts had been lifelike, that probably would have shot her up near the top of the greatest-naked-people-of-all-time chart. As it is she still has a place in the top 100, but imagine her potential penis gravity if she'd had breasts that pulled you in instead of breasts that kept you at bay! No nutsack could have held out against her then! Edited by - Monkey Power on 6/30/2008 1:01:00 PM
I love Jayden James. Her Rack I find incredable. They move, they wiggle and sit right up at attention. MMM MMM Good !!! I Always Loved Jessica Moore's Implants. Awesome!!
Yes, I agree! You look great! Just do what you are told to do so everything heals up. In other words be a "Good Girl" for a while! Thanks for the shots.
awww thanks guy... im being a good girl... i am rubbing vitamin e all over the girls to help with the minimal scars i have they arent bad at all! "im the girl your mother warned you about"
first of all i want to say hello to everybody, my first post here.. though i like natural tits more, mckenzee miles got a pair of gorgeous new tits, you can see them on Molly's Life.. Edited by - mazine on 4/19/2009 5:49:20 PM
^ I was thinking it was, but when I looked more closely I realized that this one is looking for the tits that are the least natural, in the sense that they have to look super-obviously fake because they stick straight out from the body like a pair of pylons; the other thread is looking for the tits that, while fake, look quite close to being natural, and may even fool some people. So no, it's not redundant.
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How are we defining perfectly fake tits? My definition of perfectly fake/augmented breasts are when they look so natural that I can't always tell: Abigail Mac is a great example of this, Alexis Fawx, Cherie DeVille, Kenzie Taylor got an amazing pair, Ariel X, Cory Chase, Kendra Lust & Brandi Love are the names that come to mind.