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oneking
Member

34 Posts
9/09
Posted - Jul 31 2010 : 2:29PM
Okay, after much discussion, and getting practically no response to our emails and phone calls, we've decided to just go public, and let the chips fall where they may.
The parody is "Chuck", based on the hit NBC spy comedy. The script is ready to go, and there is a treatment available, as well. Being fans of good comedy writing (Fletch, Big Bang Theory, When Harry Met Sally, and of course Chuck), we've endeavored to make this CLEVER, and about the CHARACTERS.
The sex is very integrated, and includes b/g, bbg, gg, solo, and a foursome, as well. There's both comedy and plot development DURING THE SEX, which makes it a RARITY in this genre, from what we've seen elsewhere.
We believe that if someone has the uh...(you know) to give this a chance, it will create a renewed respect and enthusiasm for the genre, by proving that porn can be SMART. We believe there are plenty of consumers who would LOVE to laugh heartily at CLEVER comedy, and still get off, during the sex.
Porn actors who ACTUALLY LIKE TO ACT (we know you're out there), will get their chance with "Chuck."
Also, we even have some ideas on how to CURTAIL THE PREFERENCE FOR PIRATING THE DVD, so sales can be higher than usual.
Finally, the formula for Chuck is such that it would easily lend itself to a sequel or two without being repetitive or losing steam.
So, this is an open invitation to:
1. All directors, producers, and actors to contact us, to discuss making "Chuck" a reality (or just stealing our idea, I suppose).
2. All consumers who enjoy "Chuck" to express their support for giving Chuck the porn treatment, and share your casting ideas!
As a side note, we're happy to make our writing skills available for other parodies, or original features, without hurting your budget. After reading "Chuck", we're confident you'll find that we're worth your time.

Gore Gore Girl All-Star Supporter
Doctor of the Erotic Arts

7238 Posts
1/09
Posted - Jul 31 2010 : 2:42PM
^ I am a poor student, so cannot financially support the endeavor, but I can express support for the project - this format is exactly what is lacking in current porn.
I don't watch Chuck, nor do I need/want a film to be a parody to attract my interest, but I understand where you're coming from. Honestly, at this point, any subject matter that had the integrated format you describe would earn my dollars. Consider me on board as a consumer. I wish you luck!
oneking
Member

34 Posts
9/09
Posted - Jul 31 2010 : 4:05PM
Thanks for the reply GoreGore! Perhaps there are others who feel as you do, who will use this thread as a megaphone to the industry. They are MORE THAN WELCOME to do so!
What we've found is that figuring how to integrate the sex is not that hard, as long as you take a bit of time to think it through. The problem is that, based on the feedback I've received on this forum, one or two guys are doing EVERYTHING. They're wearing too many hats at once, including that of WRITER. The result is basically the same: The movie feels disjointed and RUSHED.
How bad could it be to have a dedicated team of writers, willing to work very reasonably, who can put out a 20-30 page script that's on par with mainstream teleplays? That's what we're willing to do, and we think our stuff is worth a look.
markaudess
Marie Madison Media

68 Posts
2/04
Posted - Aug 2 2010 : 9:40AM
oneking, while parodies are NOT our 'thing', we produce many scripted, character driven adult projects, including "Inside Marie's Play Place", which up until very recently, had a staff of writers. (the show went into 'hiatus' for the summer).
I'd definately be interested in looking at your writing, there's quite a bit of freelance writing work to be done here. We tend to fall into that catagory of 'wearing too many hats' here at Maddy G, a cycle we're all trying to break.
- Mark Audess
Maddy G Productions
mark@mariemadison.com
oneking
Member

34 Posts
9/09
Posted - Aug 2 2010 : 12:05PM
Mark, thanks so much for your interest, and I'm looking forward to checking out your work! Meanwhile, you'll be hearing from us right away, and we'll be glad to share our script with you, or create an original spec script for whatever storyline or genre you wish!



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