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Endorphin
Luminary


1185 Posts
3/00
Posted - Apr 18 2000 : 4:19PM
If you could be a man for a day, what would you do?
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tina tyler
Mercenary Pictures

466 Posts
2/00
Posted - Apr 18 2000 : 7:52PM
First, I'd jack off 20 or 30 times (what, me, penis envy!?) Next, I'd visit a few urinals and have a little fun with peeing standing up. Finally, I'd call up a few of my female friends and plant my pole as much as humanly possible before dehydration sets in
xoxo
Tina
P.S. I almost forgot... I'd take my car to a mechanic and NOT get ripped off or condacended to.
[This message has been edited by tinatyler (edited April 18, 2000).]
duganrm
Member

100 Posts
10/99
Posted - Apr 19 2000 : 1:39AM
After the 20 to 30 times - I think it will pretty much already hit the dehydration point. I wonder if any man would still be alive after all that in one day.
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Oneloa
Member

848 Posts
2/00
Posted - Apr 19 2000 : 8:47AM
Tina - I got a total visual!!!
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6409 Posts
11/99
Posted - Apr 20 2000 : 7:40PM
well, tina, i guess you can cause callouses because who cares, it's not your full-time dick
i'd like to be a man with a nice chest so i could walk around with my shirt off and not have annoying lifeguards tell me there are children around and it's illegal to go topless
then i'd find all the gay men i ever wanted and have my way with them



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