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Alexis_Silver
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13 Posts
7/05
Posted - Aug 11 2006 : 1:05AM
Sorry folks, but upon reading this tosser's review of the aforementioned movie, I felt I had to write in and have a little vent. At this time, I don't nor have I ever done anal except for trying twice when I was 16 so how this idiot can say that my ass is "worn out", I have no idea. I can't help but feel (judging from his/her rather unwarranted and personal comments)that he/she is a no-brained, sanctimonious little shit with nothing better to do with their time than spew venom and make up crap.

Vent over. Peace and love blah, blah, blah

Alexis xxx

Bob All-Star Supporter
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5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Aug 11 2006 : 1:50AM
Dear Alexis,

You're beautiful. You've got a fantastic butt. Not to mention your amazing boobs. I love watching you fuck and listening to your sexy voice.

Screw the tosser!

Yours,
Bob

Mike Quasar
Zero Tolerance

Reluctant pornographer
1765 Posts
7/01
Posted - Aug 11 2006 : 2:01AM
Much as I have fond regard for Steph and Drew the proprietors of this site, I sometimes question the wisdom in publishing reviews containing poor grammar non-existent spell-check and generally ignorant verbage. If someone thinks that a movie sucks or that a particular actor or actress is unpleasing to the eye, they have every right to include those viewpoints in a review provided that those viewpoints are expressed with at least a GED perspective. Personally I feel that someone with a room temperature IQ who includes a statement such as...
"Chunky girl with big tits, start with a dance, but so much fat it is a must to fast forward" in their review should be considered ineligible for futher recommendations.

For the record, Alexis Silver is an incredible performer with a stunning face and and perhaps the greatest natural breasts in the Western world and every time I have shot her she has given at least 100%.

Edited for poor grammar and non-existent spell check


Edited by - Mike Quasar on 8/11/2006 2:05:42 AM

Edited by - Mike Quasar on 8/11/2006 2:42:35 AM

Goofyfoot
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186 Posts
1/04
Posted - Aug 11 2006 : 2:19AM
I think you'll find most people will skip any review when it is un-readable. It's just plain annoying to read.

Besides, it's just porn. Yeah Tony, I'm stealing your line.

Bob All-Star Supporter
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5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Aug 11 2006 : 2:32AM
Goofyfoot wrote:
No, it was an offensive and stupid review written by a nasty and illiterate shitbag -- and it hurt Alexis's feelings.
 
skronker
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9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Aug 11 2006 : 2:34AM
I won;t even bother if the reviewer is illiterate ... though ESl reviews are cute sometimes.
picman
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Nothing says I love you so much as a tongue in the ass.
2884 Posts
1/03
Posted - Aug 11 2006 : 6:48AM
Quaze, it's verbiage .
I think grand157 may not count English as a first language. We do have some reviewers that aren't from English speaking countries. On the other hand, I think it's almost criminal to FF through an Alexis Silver scene, especially if you're doing a review. Anyway, I need to catch up on that title because the first edition was so good and I'm very attracted to the "manly looking" Tyra Banxxx.
Mike Quasar
Zero Tolerance

Reluctant pornographer
1765 Posts
7/01
Posted - Aug 11 2006 : 10:33AM
No picman, it's VERBAGE, a deliberate misspelling of Verbiage that seeks to combine the words garbage and verbiage. Look it up. But thanks for the lesson :)
BigBobxxx
Senior Member

2681 Posts
5/04
Posted - Aug 11 2006 : 11:48AM
If this all results in an Alexis Silver behind-the-scenes segment, hosted by Mike Quasar, the next time they work together, we can still have some fun with this

I can see Jonathan Winters now (as the "Hefty garbage man")...
verbage (vur-bahge)

Alexis_Silver
Member

13 Posts
7/05
Posted - Aug 11 2006 : 3:19PM
I'm glad someone out there likes my body and voice xx

It did indeed hurt my feelings!! Daft really though. I mean, you can hear a hundred great things said about you but it takes just one nasty comment to have you feeling miserable :(

As for the BTS with Mike Quasar, I'd love to!! I always have a great time on his sets

Edited by - Alexis_Silver on 8/11/2006 3:22:53 PM

morbidthoughts All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Aug 11 2006 : 6:43PM
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11/99
Posted - Aug 12 2006 : 10:39AM
Adult DVD Talk is a consumer review site. I post nearly every review submitted. Some are well-written professional reviews. Some aren't but they offer some info to a person looking at purchasing the title reviewed.

Yes, that review is rude and I did stop posting reviews from that reviewer. That one probably slipped through when I was on vacation posting reviews from a blackberry (could not read them before posting.) I will delete it if I can.

Crucifixio_Jones
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4727 Posts
10/03
Posted - Aug 12 2006 : 11:47AM
Steph explained it sufficiently, I suppose. Unfortunately for people within the industry, anyone with a computer and internet access can post a consumer review. Obviously, that's not the best thing in the world for directors and talent when they read a "review" by some semi-literate cretin who seemingly doesn't know how to say anything positive or constructive (there is another evil, however, and that is the reviewer who OMG LUVS EVERYTHING LOL!!!!!). My advice would be to ignore them, of course. For every regularly posting reviewer here at ADT who has at least some semblance of integrity and professionalism, there's probably five who are the exact opposite.

But to dis Alexis Silver? Criminal. 110% Natural 9, Age Play...POV Style, Big Tit Patrol, Black Reign 8 (Alexis and Destiny Summers stole the show in the FIRST scene), Double Decker Sandwich 8, Fuck The Teacher, Juggies 4, Naturally Stacked 2, Neighbor Affair, Nice Rack 12, Share the Load 4, Super Naturals 4, Tits Ahoy 3, Titty Worship...I've seen Alexis in quite a bit this past year or so. How anyone could say anything bad about her is beyond me. What's not to like? A busty black English lass...there is a God.

skronker
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9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Aug 12 2006 : 12:14PM
Like OMG! Totally.
LoveAvenue
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48 Posts
1/06
Posted - Aug 12 2006 : 3:56PM
Dude, you're missing at least two commas there.
 
Bob All-Star Supporter
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5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Aug 12 2006 : 7:03PM
Crucifixio_Jones wrote:
Bob All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Aug 12 2006 : 7:09PM
Alexis_Silver wrote:
"Likes" doesn't even begin to capture my response. [:P)]
astroknight All-Star Supporter
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Tastes so good...
4187 Posts
11/99
Posted - Aug 12 2006 : 11:41PM
First, damn, it sounds like I gots to see me some Alexis Silver!

Second, is it really worth getting that worked up about that review? Reality seems to show that they don't have a clue, so maybe it would be best to save the energy and effort of getting worked up over a negative review for a reviewer who isn't challenged by the "Dick and Jane" books...

"Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling

HeyNow All-Star Supporter
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5965 Posts
1/03
Posted - Aug 13 2006 : 12:30AM
Looks like the review in question has been deleted - but just a plain "worn out ass" doesn't seem to be too bad - I'm sure I've written worse. It certainly isn't ever intended on my part to offend a star. Probably best not to read reviews anyhow.

I looked up and read some of Grand157's reviews and they just seem direct and to the point in describing the action and positions in the scene (Standing 69, F on M Analingus, PTM, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Reverse Butthole Ouch, Doggie Anal, ATM, Missionary Anal, Pop Shot to Open Hole, Good Body with Tiny Tits, Throat Jamming, Spoon Anal, Anal Pile Down and so on.)

Mike Quasar
Zero Tolerance

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1765 Posts
7/01
Posted - Aug 13 2006 : 3:00AM
You're absolutely right. I am missing 2 commas. Now go write a review. You're over-qualified :)
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11/99
Posted - Aug 13 2006 : 9:33AM
The whole review was a rude compilation of words - not constructive, not critical, just rude. Your reviews are constructive. Plus they're funny and written in complete sentences.

Yes, most of his other reviews are just collections of positions. Add in a series of insults and you can recreate the review in question.

Bob All-Star Supporter
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5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Aug 13 2006 : 12:15PM
HeyNow wrote:
How bad is bad? It's definitely not kind or respectful.
It may not be your intention to offend, HeyNow, but -- with due respect -- what other reaction do you think a person described that way would be likely to have?

Edited by - bob on 8/13/2006 12:19:11 PM

LoveAvenue
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48 Posts
1/06
Posted - Aug 17 2006 : 12:10AM
I just don't think that review was that bad; I'm surprised you've deleted it. Too bad if someone feels insulted. Them's the breaks. In days of yore Patrick Riley's reviews could be as bad in that regard. Of course, he could write ... But: if good writing is going to be a prerequisite, then sayonara to most of the reviews here.
Bob All-Star Supporter
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5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Aug 18 2006 : 12:18AM
LoveAvenue wrote:
I've got an idea! Post a head-shot and a full-body shot of yourself on MySpace and provide us with a link. Then we can all join in and humiliate you publicly.

Report back to us about how it feels.

And the scribblings of one rude person should set a standard for the rest of us . . . why?

One way that we can each do our part to keep the world from becoming a complete and total cesspool is to be civilized to one another in our discourse. Every little bit helps.

Hardware All-Star Supporter
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14595 Posts
3/02
Posted - Aug 18 2006 : 1:55AM
Amen.
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